₦airaland Forum

Agbadorian ronu-bandit will be smoked out of Aso villa

No erectiion

Agbadorian ronu-bandit wey get fake NYSC certificate supporting her godfather Tinubu .
Madam, you are irrelevant in the scheme of things.

No, {This is Another "Lamba" from the Ministry of Power}

Nairaland go Kee person 😅🤣😂

OBEHIOYE:
Your first sentence na rubbish talk.
The truck has been there for weeks.
It was still there 3days after the accident.
If the truck wasn't there, they would've had space to maneuver.

Use your head next time. There's nothing wrong in parking a truck properly . The shoulder is wide

The wizard craft of the founder of Lagos is over.

Sannisege:
These people are not even democratic. Don't other ADC members have the right to contest the ADC presidential primaries?

Voter apathy, Tinubu will win if Atiku contest. Tinubu has solidified southern support 🤷🏿

Southern candidates should snug it out at the primaries. Rotimi Ameachi vs Obi 📌💯

Adeniyi Mobolaji Kayode (male), aged 46,

sleek214:
And what happened to the truck driver that parked his truck by the roadside?

The truck was parked off-road, with a good distance. He was very reckless

Yorubastardz:
My uncle dyed October and was buried November.
During his burial we all wear white senator for the burial.

Now my cousin did wedding today
I decided to wear the same white senator we sewed for uncle burial.

This boy almost embarrass me but it happened indoors. Started yelling that why will I wear burial cloth fur his wedding??

Even his grooms man was telling me to fashi the matter but ever since I got home. I've been thinking about that incident

Was I wrong for wearing the white senator we sewed for my uncle burial??
Why do we place so much significance to rubbish superstitions

You cousin took things far, it's irrelevant. Live your life, you no Kee person 📌💯. Personally, I don't wear burial uniforms, it's time for mourning and reflection of life.
I didn't wear during my dad's burial, I'm the first son. I still miss him 10years after. My step mom and uncle wanted telling me nonsense after the burial, I pocket them immediately because I didn't participate in their fashion show which I sensed .
Live your life, if he still wants to make issues out of it, ex am.

There is the unwritten rules that a Hausa and Igbo man can never rule Nigeria 🤷🏿.

This exchanges bloody oOoOO

Tax compliance had historically been weak, particularly among wealthy individuals and large corporations.

Opposition polithiefcians are in trouble

Donald Trump is watching y'all , kolokolo go cast this time around. Lessons will be learnt 📌💯.

Emilokan, founder of Lagos should go ahead with all elections on the same day , body go tell am 📌💯.

Founder of Lagos has made lots of ladies to sleep for money, no free launch in freetown

Mr Governor, we'll meet at the polls.

We'll meet at the polls 🤷🏿, reelection go hard am📌💯.

The founder of Lagos is after mah life

advanceDNA:
That's a medium duty bullion van weighing around 12-13000 pounds ....a sedan of around 2700 pounds cannot do that

..something else toppled the bullion van

You dey underrate speed

HacheNoire:
I hope you always include in your diary your stance about on the destruction of nations.

Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan and every other one you have supported. Include Venezuela and Iran when the time comes.

Your grand kids will be so proud about it!

You claim Iran to be a terrorist nation but if we look at the records, no nation has surpassed the US in terrorism. The facts and numbers don’t lie and detailed in history accordingly.

How about Korea, Japan etc

The Ayotolallah Khameni will be kicked out 📌💯.
The people are tired with the Islamic republic 👌.

Only Nigerian ladies will brokeshame a Man for what they can't afford .
Why can't she a billionaire all by herself 🤷🏿.

Baba pampers, we go jam for polls, no worry yourself

Kalulu44:
There’s this girl I met on the 10th of September 2024. Which was on my birthday.
We got talking and a friendship developed.
From that September till December, we hanged out a lot and she came to my place exactly 5 times.
Let’s I forget, two weeks after the friendship started. I put her on 2k daily allowance and every two days #500 for recharge card. Not forgetting other things I bought for her sometimes.
Before most of una and especially the ones wey call themselves redpiller, begin yab me. 2k to me no be anything cus as a bus driver I make over 10k and above daily.
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So, in the 5 times she has come to my place. She hasn’t allowed me make love to her apart from touching here and there. I tried all the convincing I can but to no avail.
Me no fit force or rape woman, so I always let her be.
Then she promised on the 31st night of December 2024, that we’ll get down, but she wants us to book a nice hotel for it.
I said no problem, on the D day, after putting every plans in motion. I called her by 6pm and asked how far. She told me she’s getting ready. I said no problem.
By 7pm, I called her again and she said she’s on top bike. I noticed it too cus there was vehicular noises here and there.
30 min later I called again and she said she’s about 10 min away from me. That was the last time I heard from her. I called and called, her line was not reachable until it finally went dead. I stayed in that hotel till daybreak heart broken. Bcus I have bought and prepared so many things that will make the night fun.
The next day, I packed the few things I can and left for my house. Tried her number severally again but switched off.
Then in the evening of 1st January last year which was the next day. A known number called me, and asked if I have seen her cus she hasn’t been home since last night and that she told her she was coming to me.
I told the person I last spoke to her 7:30pm last night, that ever since then her phone is switched off.
She said they too haven’t seen her or heard from her too. It became something of anger to panic mode to me.
I became worried about her.
There’s nothing that didn’t run thru out mind that day.
Has she been kidnapped, did she had an accident and so many other thoughts.
That same babe her friend that called me earlier kept calling me to know how far. Same answer from me.
The next two days I couldn’t go to work, panic has set in for me. What if that her friend bring police to my place, cus she said she told her it was me she was coming to meet. Luckily she called me after 3 days.
My people, as I am typing this. She hasn’t tell me what transpired that day, even after she left my place this morning after not seeing each other thru out last year.
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So after the incident, I didn’t talk to her for a while. Three months later, we started chatting. But she hates me bringing the topic of what went wrong that night of 31st. So I totally stopped bothering her about it. Thru out last year I have been trying to invite her to my place, but it has been one excuses to another till last year ended and we didn’t see eye to eye.
So on the 31st night again which was 2 days ago, I teased her again, that shey she know it’s a year we haven’t seen each other. She promised to come see me on the 2nd which is today. And what do I have for her cus she didn’t eat my 1 naira thru out last year. I told her they’re many goodies and that I even have 10k to give her, but on one condition that she should not come to my place and start playing holier than thou attitude for me. I told her we must get down or she should forget about coming.
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Like play like play she came truly. After entertaining her, we got down to the main business why I invited her. Luckily for me, she didn’t prove stubborn like before. Not until she said if not for the money I promised her she wouldn’t have come. She said this in the middle of our marathon race. I said within me, me sef know say na im make you come but I go suffer you with that money.
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So after every every. She was about to go and asked for the money. I brought out 10k, counted it in her presence and after, did as if I wanted to give her, as she stretched her hand to collect it, I withdrew it back and asked her.
Are you a prostitute? She said no nah, and why did I ask?
I said cus it’s only prostitute that collect money for sex.
She felt embarrassed and asked what is my meaning.
I told her since she says she’s not a prostitute, I won’t give her the money but later when she gets home. That if I give her now, then she should take herself to be a prostitute in my sight. I opened my account balance to show her money more than the cash I had with me.
I told her to drop her account number, that either this evening or tmrw morning I will transfer the money to her, and at that time it won’t be as if I am paying for sex.
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She looked at me for upto 2 min without saying anything and then finally said, if I am sure I will send it to her. I told her I cross my heart that I will do it. She grumbling gave me her account number and say what of transport fare. I said that’s not a problem, I squeeze 1k into her hand and escorted to take bike of #500.
It’s been over 3hrs she left, but she has reminded twice not to forget the 10k o.
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So guys, I am having double thoughts. Not that I can’t give her the 10k. But another part of me is saying I shouldn’t and use it as pay back for what she did to me a year ago. Still the soft and good heart of me is saying forget pay back, give her the money and let her know you’re bigger than that.
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P.S: lets I forget, that her friend that called me the last time about her missing. It seems they have quarrel, so she told me plainly that it was another guy she went to be with for that three days.
So all these are part of why I feel revenge in my mind.
So guys, what do you think I should do?
Give her the money or bullshit her? I have till 12pm tmrw to give her reply.

No give shishi 😕

Emperor go soon collect, Baba God show us 2027

zoedew:
You thoroughly are mannerless.

Ntoor . Even Tinubu had to abandon his NASS BILL proposal for traditional rulers

ogaemma:
From the very first day Tinubu became President, Nigeria became worst till this day.
Only his first speech threw the country into confusion.

Nigerians collecting back to back

E go reach everybody ai, na turn by turn

zoedew:
You thoroughly are mannerless.

Waka go front, don't be unfortunate

ridwintin89:
Where is Rochas Okorocha,he was once a vibrant politician in our political circles.

I hardly heard anything about him for quite a while.

All people that contested primaries against the the founder of Lagos have been silenced by Emilokan.

zoedew:
islam in Nigeria needs the stability Sultan of Of Sokoto provides.

Who told you , use your head. Islam was in Hausa land and kanuri land before Usman danfodio came with his jihad.