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EducationRe: 2009 Agreement: FG, ASUU End 16 Years Negotiation Crisis, Seal Historic Deal by Gotocourt: 9:11pm On Dec 25, 2025
KingTom:
When Egbere paid them in 2011 after their strike, the classrooms were still dilapidated but the lecturers turned up with bran new rides and flashy clothes/shoes so miss me with that bullshiiiii
I was a student of FUTMINNA, those lecturers were buying Benz tongue cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Six suspended Zamfara Assembly members dump PDP, defect to APC (Photos) by Gotocourt: 9:02pm On Dec 25, 2025
fergie001:
These members have been suspended since February 26, 2024 without salaries. They tried to "illegally" remove the Speaker, Moriki citing heightened insecurity and his consistent absenteeism and replace with Gummi, infact they are actually 8 members (6 PDP & 2 APC); 2 APC members (one of whom is the minority leader, Aliyu Ango-Kagar from Talata Marafa South Constituency) have been added to them, the Court blocked his removal February this year.... So, in a 24-member house now in Zamfara, about 14 members are operating.

Apologise and return or remain suspended, they chose the latter and pressed on with a suit before the FHC in Gusau. Zamfara will be another interesting State to watch out for in 2027.
Omorr, na fight to finish oOoOO 😯.
PoliticsRe: Gumi Sues Two Facebook Users Over Alleged Defamation Of Character by Gotocourt:
“Since the federal government has declared them terrorists, I don’t have anything to do with them anymore,” he said in a previous interview with PREMIUM TIMES.

He added that he would now remain a “spectator in the crisis,” stressing that his earlier interventions were motivated by peace and economic stability but were ultimately undermined.

Game over for Islamabad 🤣😂😅. Trump gave his warning, Tinubu has read riot act. What a time to be alive 🤷🏿.
PoliticsRe: Aliyu Unveils New Security Strategy To End Banditry In Sokoto by Gotocourt:
PM Benjamin NETANYAHU just reason una matter this morning cheesy, greetings go soon come tongue

PoliticsRe: Bomb Explosion Hits Borno Mosque, Many Feared Dead by Gotocourt: 12:38pm On Dec 25, 2025
Ebenezer2021:
how old are you?
15 yrs Sir
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Forces Detain Santa Clause During Christmas Raid (pics) by Gotocourt: 12:37pm On Dec 25, 2025
Shey Egunegun collect for akwaibom
PoliticsRe: Mrs Soludo Urges Nigerians To Show Love, Kindness At Christmas by Gotocourt: 11:58am On Dec 25, 2025
Ah MADAM sOLUDO, YOU STILL DEY huh

You disappeared after Senator Uche Ekwunife served you hot tongue
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Outraged After Asaba Airport Taxi Charged ₦35k For Short Distance by Gotocourt: 11:35am On Dec 25, 2025
Normal normal, even lagos dey chop detty december money tongue
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Tolerate The Killing Of Christians In Nigeria: Israeli Prime Minister by Gotocourt: 10:06am On Dec 25, 2025
Chairman don join Thread wink cheesy grin, Body go tell islamabad grin cheesy wink
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Soldiers Arrest Christian Celebrating Christmas In Bethlehem (pic) by Gotocourt: 9:30am On Dec 25, 2025
Wahala no dey end , omorr nawaoooooooooo
CrimeRe: Invictus Obi Released From US Custody, Faces Deportation To Nigeria - Gazette by Gotocourt: 9:29pm On Dec 24, 2025
He's a nairalander with Monika INVICTUS tongue
CrimeRe: Invictus Obi Released From US Prison After Serving 5 Years For Fraud by Gotocourt: 9:27pm On Dec 24, 2025
He's a nairalander with Monika INVICTUS tongue
PoliticsRe: Bomb Explosion Hits Borno Mosque, Many Feared Dead by Gotocourt:
Islamabad tongue, chai, omorr na wa oOoOO 😥.

Christians should be on guard on Christmas day oOoOO 📌💯

CrimeRe: NSCDC Top Officer, Appolos Dandaura, Under Probe Over Alleged Forged Certificate by Gotocourt: 7:51pm On Dec 24, 2025
Christmas go bitter for this one, Tinubu go use this one do Mr integrity cheesy
PoliticsRe: Northern Elders Quote Qur’an, Bible In Christmas Message, Urge Unity by Gotocourt: 5:49pm On Dec 24, 2025
Real Muslims don't wish christians merry Christmas 📌💯
RomanceRe: My Wife Admitts She Visited A Guy But There Was No Sex by Gotocourt: 5:33pm On Dec 24, 2025
To her Papa house straight up, no gree make Dem gaslight you with Jesus stories 📌💯
CrimeRe: How JTF Raided ESN / BLA / Kidnappers Camp And Found Roasted Human Parts by Gotocourt: 5:29pm On Dec 24, 2025
DomPerignon:
Abia and Anambra no.dey play with huma flesh.

During the civil.war thy were so.openly brazen with this cannibalism.
Human flesh was openly sold on makeshift butcher stands to the horror of the Rivers people.

Restaurants sprang up.advertising Special meat as a delicacy on the menu.

Biafran make shift barracks regularly served human flesh in their canteens.
E don tey, this is serious shocked
PoliticsRe: Senator Natasha Distributes Over 2,000 Bags Of Rice To Kogi Central Constituents by Gotocourt: 3:51pm On Dec 24, 2025
Pootle:
this one always looking for cheap validation.

na apkabio wey toast you i blame.
The last woman standing in PDP cheesy
PoliticsRe: Why Do Northerners Treat Arabs Like Masters? by Gotocourt: 3:41pm On Dec 24, 2025
Fela sang about it in one of his tracks🤷🏿.

It's just like christians dey go Rome, London and Jerusalem ;and behave like whites.
Muslims dey go mecca and behave like Arabs.

Shuffering and Shmiling
Song by Fela Aníkúlápó Kuti ‧ 1978




Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer
Suffer for world
Na your fault be that
Me I say: na your fault be that
I want you all to please take your minds
Out of this musical contraption
And put your minds into any goddamn church
Any goddamn mosque
Any goddamn Celestical
Including Seraphoom and Cheruboom
Now, we are all there now
Our minds are in those places
Here we go
Amen!
Suffer, suffer for world
Enjoy for Heaven
Christians go dey yab
"In Spiritum Heavinus"
Muslims go dey call
"Allahu Akbar"
Open you eye everywhere
Archbishop na miliki
Pope na enjoyment
Imam na gbaladun
Archbishop dey enjoy
Pope self dey enjoy
Imam self dey enjoy
My brother wetin you say?
My brother wetin you say?
My sister wetin you go hear?
My sister wetin you go hear?
Archbishop dey for London
Pope dey for Rome
Imam dey for Mecca
Archbishop dey for London
Pope dey for Rome
Imam dey for Mecca
Amen!
My people them go dey follow Bishop
Them go follow Pope
Them go follow Imam
Them go go for London
Them go go for Rome
Them go go for Mecca
Them go carry all the money
Them go juba Bishop
Juba Pope
Juba Imam
Then them go start to yab themselves:
Every day, for house
Every day, for road
Every day, for bus
Every day, for work
My people, my people
My people, my people
We now have to carry our minds
Out of those goddamn places
Back into this musical contraption
Right opposite you
Now we are back here
This is what happens to we Africans every day
Now wetin I want tell you now
Na secret o
Na confidential matter
Don't tell anybody outside
Na between me and you
Now listen
As I dey say before
E dey happen to all of us every day
We Africans all over the world
Now listen
Suffering and smiling!
Every day my people dey inside bus
Every day my people dey inside bus
Forty-nine sitting, ninety-nine standing
Them go pack themselves in like sardine
Them dey faint, them dey wake like cock
Them go reach house, water no dey
Them go reach bed, power no dey
Them go reach road, go-slow go come
Them go reach road, police go slap
Them go reach road, army go whip
Them go look pocket, money no dey
Them go reach work, query ready
Every day na the same thing
Every day na the same thing
Every day na the same thing
Every day na the same thing
Suffer, suffer for world...
How many, many a many you go make?
Many, many...
How many, many a many you go make?
Many, many...
How many, many a many you go make?
Many, many...
How many, many a many you go make?
Many, many...
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Fela Anikulapo Kuti
Shuffering and Shmiling lyrics © BMG Rights Management (france), EMI Music Publishing France, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Soldiers Wear Greater Israel Patch, Military Goes Silent (pics) by Gotocourt: 3:28pm On Dec 24, 2025
Bringing back the city of David
TravelRe: Drama At Warri Airport As Lady Clashes With Airport Staff (Video) by Gotocourt: 2:11pm On Dec 24, 2025
Keyamo should sharply suspend that man, omorr nawaooo 💩
TravelRe: Drama At Warri Airport As Lady Clashes With Airport Staff (Video) by Gotocourt: 2:07pm On Dec 24, 2025
Which kind yeye airport staff b dis angry. For local flight huh
CrimeRe: Police In Car Chase With 3 Kids After Learning To Steal Vehicles On Youtube by Gotocourt: 1:52pm On Dec 24, 2025
Call my mum., call my mum. i'm sorry cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: US Lawmaker Hails Release Of Christian Farmer, After Years On Death Row by Gotocourt: 1:15pm On Dec 24, 2025
obicoolnino:
This goes to show that the Nigerian govt was pressured into releasing this man. Its great that he was released but it still begs the question " when has defending oneself from a armed terrorist aka Fulani herdmen or man become a crime?
No self defence in Nigerias law
PoliticsRe: US Lawmaker Hails Release Of Christian Farmer, After Years On Death Row by Gotocourt: 1:06pm On Dec 24, 2025
Toosure70:
Who tell you say God no dey answer prayers . Jesus is Lord
america did it, abi you no no
PoliticsRe: FG Digs In On Tax Laws by Gotocourt: 9:49am On Dec 24, 2025
Stop playing, integrity can never be found in government 😅😂🤣
Christianity EtcRe: Christmas: Clergy Maseke Distributes Over 100 Rams To Church Members In Jos by Gotocourt: 9:39am On Dec 24, 2025
First fruit is one week away from now tongue
RomanceRe: My uncle Got 7 Mete After Working For 35 Years . Advise Him by Gotocourt: 9:35am On Dec 24, 2025
Sirchiboy:
My uncle got his stip end 7 mete after working for 35 years .
No house.
No land or asseset.
Married with 5kids.
He Need advice
That's why am taking my Japa seriously 📌💯
TravelRe: My Experience With VIO Personnels... by Gotocourt: 9:26am On Dec 24, 2025
SisterAnn:
My own was with FRSC that year. I have driven for many years without a valid drivers license.
But because I was a woman, they hardly stopped me to check my partyKola.

But on this fateful day, they stopped me.

As I parked and the guy started approaching, I started forming to be in a haste.

I told them I was a nursing mother and had to quickly dash out to buy groceries and my neighbor whom I left my baby in her care has been calling me that my baby has not stopped crying since I stepped out.

I told them I picked up a purse not containing my license in my hurry.

As I told my sob story I was also rubbing my two breasts and cupping them while swinging them from side to side and feigning that my breast milk was so full and leaking which I told them was a sign that my baby needed me asap.

I came down from my car and was cupping and pressing my two breasts while begging them to let me go.

The young man just had no choice than to me go with my Wahala.

It worked.
Mummy G.O, come and see oOoOO wink cheesy grin

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