₦airaland Forum

When your haters suddenly change to advisers. Know the pain is at maximum level

DomPerignon:
The only thing Obi and Kwankwasso have in common is that these two politicians have a fanatical cult base.

It will be interesting to see how the disOBIDient mob will relate to the Kwankwassai zealots.

All I know is that Kwankwassai group will not take a pinch of the insults the Obidients are used to dishing on anyone who stands in the way of their messiah's futile ambition.

Ironically, I had predicted about 5ys ago that a day like this will come and by that I meant an alliance between the Islamists and the Zionists.

How can we reconcile Yes-Daddy religious war advocacy and Kwankwasso Sharia champion whom the same branch of Obidients under I.P.O.B have since declared (falsely) Kwankwasso as a major sponsor of Islamist terrorism and Christian genocide?

My guts tells me that if Kwankwasso does not relent in seeking the NDC ticket, Obidients will champion the lie that Kwankwasso is one of those behind the so-called Christian genocide.

Things are going to get very interesting soon.


But what I do know is that Obidient madness is not in any way near Kwankwassai madness.

one dey south, others dey north (northwest particulary)

Nigeria is rehabilitating them and causing problems

Many posted to Anambra, lolz

Small lose guard, they'll all run

Iru, stock fish, some dry fish types.


Some Oyibo dey warn Nigerians from bringing food to office.

Lock them inside house, they'll get used to you

HacheNoire:
They will still blame His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) for their fraudulent behavior!

They tarnish the image of the country and point fingers at the government!

We have identified ourselves as nonentities in every part of the world.

You go explain tire, evidence surplus

Tinubu promised to employ all yahoo boys

It's our work oOoOO, soft work

Her opinion, she lost on the long run 🤷🏿

lolz, wahala for who dey serious

panties wey boys dey shift upandan

Shame on the Governor


mtchewwwww

colours are for identification

Parachoko:
So this car still dey?

I can't remember the last time I saw Toyota Carina 2 on a road in Lagos

They're many in Jos presently. I think owners brought it out from the garage.

Ring it bro, don't think twice

Sonnobax15:
Good day my Nairaland fam.

Yesterday,I got one of the greatest shock of my life. There's this guy in my area and he's someone whom I respect so much. So yesterday morning Which happened to be Sunday, he came to my shop to fill his gas cylinder, bought a chilled bottle of coca cola. The total amount of everything he bought accumulated to the sum of #7,000. After buying,he asked me if he could make transfer into my POS account and of which I obliged. He transferred #15,000 and after deducting my own charges, I gave him #7500.

After sometime, my mind was telling me to look into my POS account and I did,only for me to discover that the money he sent to me didn't add up to the previous amount of money I had on the account. Firstly,I had to check my transaction History and I couldn't find it. Now,it was becoming obvious that I had probably been scammed via a fake alert.

After calling my friends who had been into the POS business,I came to realize finally that truly I was scammed. Immediately, I called two of my friends and we stormed his house. At first, senior man was denying but with the looks on our faces,he didn't need anybody to tell him that there was fire on the mountain. His neighbors came and they were all blaming him. I told him to his face that I've lost every single atom of respect I used to have for him,and he should avoid my shop from henceforth. How can someone be this wicked? For a business that I just recently started

Finally,his wife who just returned back from church gave me my money and we left.

Now, I know the kind of loses,agony and downtimes most businessmen and women go through.

Please,let everyone be careful out there,cuz the rate at which these criminals are springing up these days,is alarming.

You are lucky to recover some. i lost 3.2M in 2020 . ive moved on.

Cry me a river, ADC is obviously cunny from day one

Debzzzz:
Good day Nairalanders, I need your advice and help urgently.

I recently collected my original WAEC certificate only to discover that my photograph is not visible on it. I reported the issue to my WAEC office in Kaduna and was directed to get the stash album from my secondary school.

Upon approaching the school, they confirmed that the error was from their examination officer but unfortunately they could not find the stash album of my set. When I went back to WAEC with this development, they told me there is nothing they can do.

This is deeply unfair as I did nothing wrong. Has anyone experienced this before? How did you resolve it? Does anyone know the right channel to escalate this within WAEC?

Any help or advice will be deeply appreciated.

Thank you.

Go To Court
Go To Court
Go To Court

Yarimo keeing himself over Emilokan

Freshtruth:
I am 37yrs old man I work offshore just going for my time off the hotel my company lodge me I just woke up and I was feeling the need to defecate ( shit) as I was defecating I began to urinate I felt sharp pain in my penis after am done I was about to flush I discovered blood stains I taught maybe is a stain in the wbc untll I look at my penis I discovered I just reuniate blood . Omo I put . My 2 hands in my head thinking na so life take end for me . I have not be able to sleep all night. Not married no child now this . Has anyone experience this before? Blood also in my siliva for months now but I didn't take it serious but this one I just saw now fear done grip me like this

Get a Medical doctor ASAP

All this mushroom international airport for Hajj only 😅😂🤣

Willy2025:
Follow you to NDC again at this crucial time when the INEC deadline is already in? It seems these people do not want to give Peter Obi any breathing space knowing his electoral value. Atiku should have offered Obi the VP right from the onset to prevent this kind of wrangling. It is left for Obi to accept or not instead trying to trick and trap him in a primary election he can never win.

2027 is a southern affairs, Emilokan and Emperor Wicked Wike has made that clear, a repeat of GEJ is not possible again 📌💯.
I don't know why northern heavy weights don't want to support the south, Tinubu ain't easy push over and moreover the voters are better informed now 🤷🏿.
Presently, there's no southern states to sponsor the presidential elections, it's street love which the Obidient energy is massive.

I'm a northerner myself.

Emilokan is too dirty , he has destroyed the system

If dem hear Bello Turji, na Japa ooooooo

nawa for boys scout

SOJA wey no fit write formal letter

i doubt JUJU but this one strong ooooooo

Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYvA2T11pp0

2 Iranian missiles hit US warship in Hormuz after ignoring warnings

A US Navy ship has been hit by two Iranian missiles, after it ignored warnings from the Revolutionary Guard to halt. It was sailing near ‌Jask ‌Island near the Strait of Hormuz and is now forced back. The attack comes after US President Donald Trump announced a naval mission, dubbed Project Freedom, to guide stranded ships out of the Strait of Hormuz on Monday.

na you sink am, dey play my fans

Typical Jagaban army bandit

Chai, Yarimo leave us alone. Lawyers tend to edit seals because of cost from NBA