₦airaland Forum

skelewu404:
For the guy to even offer such an amount in the first place the crime go get weight well well n the oga in black knows there is no way out but I can bet my left yansh that that is not all the money.

Murder, armed robbery or Terrorism 🤷🏿

franvincoop:
My order of preference for ADC ticket as follows:

Atiku-Kwankwaso to match APC Mumu ticket
With Obi as campaign manager for this ticket, Southern votes are assured.

Atiku-Obi This one na APC worst nightmare because any INEC glitch, baboons and dogs will surely be soaked in blood.

Atiku-Kwankwaso , not possible bro

Team monopoly leaves thread 🤣😂😅. The original Billionaire that ever liveth 🤷🏿.

Until one African stepped forward and built a refinery, Aliko Dangote,”

Shadowpyper:
Bro my concern is them calling my contacts, I don't want such

Finished man, Dem go bomb you tire😅😂🤣, body go tell you 💀

decatalyst:
Highly irresponsible behaviour and mentality.

No wonder why some off you will continue to struggle financially.


An honourable man pay back their debts.

Loan wan kpai Nigeria, dey play

Shadowpyper:
So recently I borrowed 250k from easimoni with hope of paying back this month, unfortunately the money I was expecting to pay back with didn't come again.

I searched their customer care number and called them to plead with them if I can be given an extension till September, I don't mind if they will add interest to it. I just don't want any to call me and harass me, I was told they don't give any extension.

Currently I don't know what to do, I don't have the money now, except from my savings which I can have access to by September.

Phone calls and Whatsapp threat go finish you🤣😂😅

My girlfriend told me yesterday she needs money that she'll pay without pressure 🤔. I told her to get for palmpay and Opay

essentialone:
*“Men wey put woman for house” – real talk from experience wey I don see/hear from brothers.*

First, “put woman for house” no be small thing. You’ve gone from single to “Oga landlord + therapist + provider + roommate” overnight. The experience fit sweet, fit stress. Depends on the woman, depends on YOU.

*Wetin men dey experience – the real gist*

1. *Bills become your middle name*
NEPA, food, hair, data, “babe I need small 5k” – all now na standing order. If you dey on ₦200k salary and she no work, you go feel am by week 2. Love no dey pay DSTV.
2. *Privacy don die*
Your bachelor pad wey you fit waka with boxers? Gone. Your phone, your guys, your FIFA time – everything now get “permission settings.” Some women cool, some go police your soul.
3. *Sex dey plenty first, then…*
Month 1–3: Everyday na Valentine. Month 6: “I dey tired,” “My head dey pain me.” Not because she bad. Familiarity + stress + no more chase = frequency drop. Normal, but shocks men.
4. *You see her REAL character*
Dating na trailer. Cohabitation na full movie. How she handles anger, mess, money, your mother – all go show. Some men marry after, some run.
5. *Peace or War – no middle*
Good woman: House dey smell good, food ready, you dey reason better, your money even last.
Wrong woman: Every day na court case. You go start to dey late for office just to avoid house.

*Advice for single men before we carry woman enter house*

*1. Do 6-month “audition” first*
No move in after 2 months of butterflies. Do weekends, then 1 week straight, then holidays. See her vex, see her broke, see her on period with no makeup. If you still like her, proceed.

*2. Money talk BEFORE keys*
Who pays what? 50/50? You 100%? She cook you pay? If you earn ₦300k and she earns 0, saying “we go manage” is how resentment starts. Agree on numbers when love still dey sweet.

*3. Test her under stress*
Lose your job for 1 month [even as prank] or say “business no pay.” Woman wey be wife material go plan with you. Woman wey be liability go package and go. Better know now.

*4. Her family na your new in-laws*
You put woman for house = you don marry her mama spiritually. If her mama dey call her 10 times/day for billing, your house don turn branch office. Check the family pattern.

*5. Keep YOUR money + YOUR space*
Joint account? No. Joint apartment? Yes. Keep one bank account she no know about. Keep one chair for your room wey na only you sit. Total merge = total wahala when e scatter.

*6. If she no fit stay with her friends, she no go stay with you*
Ask her: “How long you don live with roommate?” If she dey fight everybody, na you be next. Cohabitation na skill. Some babes no get am.

*7. Sex go reduce – prepare your mind*
Don’t move her in just for 24/7 sex. Move her in because you want partnership. If not, month 4 you go dey look outside and call yourself “dog” when you’re just human.

*8. Exit plan dey important*
As you get key to enter, get understanding of how to comot. “Babe, if this no work, we go separate as adults.” Sounds harsh, but men wey no talk am dey pay 6 months rent for ghost.

*Red flags wey men talk say make dem regret*

1. *Entitled from day 1* – “You’re the man, you must provide.” No effort, no contribution, just billing.
2. *No boundaries with phone* – She dey scroll your WhatsApp while you dey shit. Next level na tracking app.
3. *Dirty/hygiene wahala* – You discover she no dey flush, or house dey smell but she fine outside. Cohabitation go expose am.
4. *Zero peace* – Every small thing na malice 3 days. You go start to hate your own house.
5. *She no get source* – No job, no skill, no plan. You don become daddy + boyfriend + government.

*Green flags wey make men say “I go marry am”*

1. *She dey add, not just take* – She cooks, she cleans, OR she pays a bill, OR she dey support your hustle. Energy dey balance.
2. *You still get peace* – You fit watch ball, see guys, no drama. House na rest, not ring.
3. *She covers you when you short* – Month wey salary delay, she sort food no make noise. That’s partner energy.
4. *Fights end same day* – Una go quarrel, but una go sleep same bed. No 1-week malice.

*Last word:*
Putting woman for house no be achievement. Putting _right_ woman for house na upgrade. Wrong one na subscription to premium stress.

Single men: Don’t use cohabitation to test if you like her. _Like her first_, then use cohabitation to test if una fit live together.

And abeg, if you’re earning ₦200k and thinking of carrying slay queen wey her wig alone na 150k, don’t ask “what’s your experience?” You already know the ending.

Lover boys won't read this now

Waste of news, IRGC making IRAN great again

Ibori na convict 🤷🏿

This is how they operate, they'll take over Yoruba communities and leave Fulani communities.

Madridguy hope your international passport don ready for Cotonou IDP

Borrow money for Akpawaist, you won't see yarimo here.

Subsidy removal was a pure scam by the Aso Villa Bandit 💀.

This money ends up for looting, packing ladies, offshore accounts, luxury vehicles 🤷🏿.

Now I know

Didn't know the difference, thought domiciliary account was USD dominated 🤷🏿.

One Jagaban Army structure down

99thEnemy:
They will tender affidavit.

You too Sabi, it's just like tearing my WAEC, DEGREE, NYSC, PROFESSIONAL CERTIFICATE.

I will get back everything with affidavit

Something wey Dem declare missing when divorce time reach and start case

Na why motayoayinde block me

femi4:
Disaster waiting to happen

Pleasing his master will bring more pains

blackgold2018:
yes.. some officers did vendetta to him.
Even in their movies they don’t like seeing who killed their colleagues still living

Internal injuries due to beatings, likely organ trauma 🤷🏿

Wash, hard ATIKU endorsing zone

Malaria been wan kpai me in 2009

Very dangerous stuff

When madam go decamp, abi she's cool with Wike faction🤷🏿

For the records, Yahaya Out rigged her. She got her mandate through the courts in 2023. He did same to her in 2019.

Continue playing with fire

heykims:
This boy always looks malnourished

Oja, too much Tramadoll, the call it inspiration 🤷🏿

SpencerForbes:
That’s someone’s hand in a pocket.

Na this comment epp me

FortCavazosKnox:
This is hilarious!!! EFCC japa 😂🤣🤣🤣😂

You can fire at illegal duty 🤷🏿

Emilokan is after his life 🤣😂😅

Dem plenty for the game, fear who no fear them

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei yet to be buried 7 weeks after assassination

America don pocket Iran 🤷🏿

WhiteIverson:
This one too na news?

Oya Iran should import the monkeys to fight for them.

Atoh 😅🤣😂, bushmeat wey dey waste🤷🏿

The imperialist are gradually closing in 🤷🏿

Yarimo, you and Tinubu should leave ADC alone and face your brewing criminal case

“President Bola Tinubu, if that is his real name, forfeited $460,000 to a U.S. court in 1993 linked to a heroin trafficking ring,”

The Aso Villa Bandit will be smoked out 🤣😂😅