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AgricultureRe: Nigerian Man Celebrates As He Escapes Snake Bite In His Farm by Gotocourt: 11:21am On Feb 19
Leave their habitat alone angry
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Persecuted Me For Wrong Tweet, Organised My Abduction - Audu Maikori by Gotocourt: 10:59am On Feb 19
The enemy of my enemy is my friend cheesy tongue.
TravelRe: Men Arrested In Algeria After Attempting To Enter Spain Disguised As Sheep by Gotocourt: 10:57am On Feb 19
Bahamas95:
"The plan reportedly failed during a routine inspection when border officials noticed unusual movements among the animals. Some of the “sheep” were said to be walking upright on two legs, raising suspicion among officers"



Na here dem take loose guard. If you're a sheep behave like a sheep.


This cracked me up walai! 😂😂😂
Wahala
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Bottle Girls Urgently Needed In A Lounge by Gotocourt: 9:29am On Feb 19
yemmight:
Role Summary
• Bottle Girls are the life of the party — delivering not just premium bottle service, but a vibrant, high-energy experience that makes every
guest feel like a VIP. The ideal candidate will combine beauty, confidence, and eloquence with exceptional service skills and sales-driven
energy.

Key Responsibilities


• Deliver high-energy, engaging, and professional bottle service to VIP tables.
• Create a lively, welcoming atmosphere that encourages guests to stay, spend, and return.
• Engage with guests confidently and build strong customer relationships.
• Maintain polished appearance and professional etiquette at all times.
• Handle guest concerns discreetly and escalate when necessary.

Requirements
• Must be 5’8” and above, elegant, confident, and well-groomed.
• Outgoing personality with excellent communication skills.
• Ability to engage, entertain, and build rapport naturally with guests.
• Prior experience in nightlife, lounge, or club settings is a strong advantage.
• Comfortable working late nights, weekends, and holidays.
• Sales-driven mindset with ability to upsell premium services.


Qualified candidates should please forward their CV’s olayemi.oguntoye-hr@kingfisherafrica.com
Employ your sister na, nawa for you oOoOO
CelebritiesRe: E-Money Surprises Chinedu Ikedieze With Brand New SUV by Gotocourt: 9:25am On Feb 19
E-money remember Airforce1 na cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Akpabio: Electoral Act Amendment Will Ensure Every Vote Counts, End Manipulation by Gotocourt: 9:24am On Feb 19
richiemcgold:
I think I really love this part of the newly amended law: check below 👇


".. the law also provides that where an election winner is disqualified by a court, a fresh election must be conducted instead of declaring the runner-up as the winner.

We don’t want a situation where, in an election, you have five people contesting, one person scores 300,000 votes, one person scores 290,000, and then, for one reason or another, he’s disqualified by the court, and then the person who scored 1,000, who is not popularly elected, will now be declared a winner. All those things are eliminated.”

More rigging machineries will be set in place.
PoliticsRe: High Cost Of Operation Of Presidential Air Fleet Due To Servicing Abroad - NSA by Gotocourt: 9:20am On Feb 19
Tinubandit is after our life. Things are worse.
PoliticsRe: Nasir El-Rufai Is In Our Custody - ICPC by Gotocourt: 9:01am On Feb 19
EFCC to DSS to ICPC

Take him to court 🤷🏿.
PoliticsRe: Former President Obasanjo's Mind-blowing Description Of EX Gov Nasir El-rufai by Gotocourt: 9:00am On Feb 19
They all have the typical cunny character of Nigerian polithiefcians 😥.
TravelRe: Nigerian Woman, Oluranti Akinyemi, Dies After Arriving UK For Son’s Graduation by Gotocourt: 8:47am On Feb 19
Flight of £600 pounds don become £20,000 to bring back dead body angry.
God Abeg oOoOO

Their corpse service is too expensive 🤷🏿. Y'all remember the case of late Senate President from Cross River State.
PoliticsRe: Alleged Coup Plot: DIA Moves Detained Zaria Cleric To DSS by Gotocourt: 8:41am On Feb 19
nairalanda1:
That's what we were saying in 1966, and 1983. Millitary rule go better. Then the coup happens and five years later, people go say that civillan rule better.

And before you bring up..but army did projects...civillans too also do projects. Shagari government spent a lot on projects self., for example.
You too Sabi, President Shagari had the capital projects followed by President Buhari 📌💯. Emilokan ain't finishing his projects 🤷🏿.
PoliticsRe: Alleged Coup Plot: DIA Moves Detained Zaria Cleric To DSS by Gotocourt: 8:37am On Feb 19
LeeSmart:
You see that Isa pantami? Na the biggest enabler of terrorist wey we get for nija (someone that openly eulogies Bin laden) until he's been arrested and prosecuted, i won't take Tinubu's govt. serious.
It's matter of time before he'll be picked up.
PoliticsRe: Alleged Coup Plot: DIA Moves Detained Zaria Cleric To DSS by Gotocourt: 8:35am On Feb 19
2M for spiritual prayers and fortification 🤷🏿. Omorr, body go tell am 📌.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Spotted Wearing Village Boy Movement T-Shirt (Photo) by Gotocourt: 9:08pm On Feb 18
Y'all know what Village people can do cheesy
PoliticsRe: Defection?:APC NWC Suspends State, LG & Ward Congresses In Abia & Adamawa States by Gotocourt: 7:36pm On Feb 18
fergie001:
I left the Abia Government House 35 mins ago, I didn't hear anything.

But I know he has been consulting and talking with them.
Omorr na wa oOoOO, Tinubu chai
BusinessRe: Naira Strengthens Against British Pound To ₦1,806/£1 by Gotocourt: 5:13pm On Feb 18
Why are haters saying the naira ain't gaining value, that because dollars is losing value angry.
PoliticsRe: Aiyedatiwa Not Involved In Attack On APC Chairman - Information Commissioner by Gotocourt: 8:56am On Feb 18
APC forthcoming national Congress and primaries will be very chaotic 📌💯. That direct primaries that was used on Governor Ambode na play. Someone in Abuja wants to edge out Governor Aeyidatiwa. This is warning shots fired at Abuja 🤷🏿.
PoliticsRe: Official Rejoinder Re: Protest By Korope Drivers On Lekki–Epe Expressway by Gotocourt: 7:45am On Feb 18
wakaman:
You would just open your mouth and type nonsense from your brain. Most likely you have not been to lagos or on lekki epe express way before, but for mumurity you must comment out of hate for Tinubu. Otherwise you should know that it is not only apc people that ply that route( common sense) then the menace of korope on that stretch is out of this world even for Nigerian standards. Presently work is being done on that corridor to accommodate the brt routes. I pass there everyday to and fro my office to my home, terrible experience with koropes daily. Banning of koropes on lekki epe expressway is welcome by commuter, transporters and residents on and of this axis outside them being a traffic nuisance, they are also security risks as koropes have been used to rob, operate and escape scenrs of robbery and murder in this axis the mass transit scheme is highly welcome.

So ruminate on matters you engage in before making a mumu of yourself.

Up lagos.
E b things, Lagos needs a more robust transport system.
FamilyRe: I Became A Lesbian After I Caught My Husband Sleeping With My Nanny by Gotocourt:
Hahahaha 🤣😂🤣, sexx toys to lesbians to man undecided
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Loses ₦1.76 Trillion After Missing OPEC Quota by Gotocourt: 7:36am On Feb 18
iwaeda:
Despite all the noise, they still fail to meet OPEC'S quota. Many ministries are now talking of not receiving allocation, but they lied once subsidy is gone, they have more money. The greatest mistake will be to vote Tinubu again. Use your SENSES, think for once. grin grin grin grin
Emilokan is on looting spree 🤷🏿
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Loses ₦1.76 Trillion After Missing OPEC Quota by Gotocourt: 7:34am On Feb 18
Ever since TOTAL EXPLORATION carry their deals to Congo, I knew gbese dey. It's all because of the drug lord, nobody wants to replace obsolete rigs and drill new fields angry
AutosRe: Very Neat Toyota Camry Tiny-light @ 900k (08085086190) - Autos by Gotocourt: 11:50pm On Feb 17
Okafor121:
CALL THE MARKETING OFFICER ONLY ON 08085086190 YOU CAN ALSO MESSAGE ON WHATSAPP WITH THE SAME NUMBER 08085086190 FOR MORE INFORMATION
Na general manager 😈 and production manager 😥😂🤣.
AutosRe: Hijet Mini Bus - Autos by Gotocourt: 11:46pm On Feb 17
Okafor121:
if you are not interested then screw and pass
Old format, scammer angry
CrimeRe: Osakwe Ikechukwu Reginald Declared Wanted By EFCC Now Answers Donald Chinedu by Gotocourt: 11:37pm On Feb 17
DonADESIDA:
Someone said he was at a time arrested but he bribed his way out that he was made to sleep in an hotel instead of a cell.
A scammer collected my 4M in 2020, omorr, dude scammed others summing up to 120M. The idiot was jailed last year.
PoliticsRe: National Assembly 'removes' Indirect Primary In New Electoral Amendment Bill by Gotocourt: 10:33pm On Feb 17
Wickedtruths:
With this, someone like Fubara is finished. Completely.
Ambode treatment 🤷🏿
PoliticsRe: Help Us With The Names Of The 55 Senators by Gotocourt: 8:58pm On Feb 17
fergie001:
I know some of those who opposed anyways;

Tambuwal, Dickson, Natasha, Ningi, Abaribe, Kingibe, Dankwambo...the ones I could see from the video
We dey wait for em for junction angry
RomanceRe: Kenyans Hail Pretty Lady Who Said NO To The Russian Man (Video, Photos) by Gotocourt: 8:55pm On Feb 17
I don't believe this, HIV takes three months for confirmation.
PoliticsRe: How Tinubu Allegedly Made Peter Obi A Very Wealthy Man - Reno Omokri by Gotocourt: 8:53pm On Feb 17
MEGAWATCH:
Very very useless man called Reno Omokiri.

We are talking about the Civil defence man from Kwara state who is in bandits camp receiving flogging and beatings and his interest is in Peter Obi.

How does most of this demons sleep in the night abeg?


Nawaoo!


🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
That civil defense man should just say his last prayers
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Capacity For Real-Time E-transmission – TELCOs by Gotocourt: 7:39pm On Feb 17
Christmyhope:
I want the National Assembly to invite the head of telco to come and make clarification on possibility of ensuring real-time transmission of results. I don't know how possible this can be in Nigeria because there are many times I have gone to bank to withdraw but I was disappointed that I couldn't make transactions because there was no network, here in Lagos state. And I have gone to some places in Ondo, ekiti, osun and Edo, where I could not make phone calls for several days. How is real time transmission possible in that areas?
NASS BILL that was voted earlier today, dey play na 😅
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of APC State Chairman Beating Up By The Thugs In Akure by Gotocourt: 7:37pm On Feb 17
2027 will be worse, Tinubu and his governors will use everything at their disposal 🤷🏿.

Watch how Kano will be consumed with violence.
PoliticsRe: Ondo APC Chairman Adetimehin Beaten By Thugs by Gotocourt: 6:59pm On Feb 17
post=138499774:
The man said " they beat nonsense out of me"!
cheesy


Chai!
Person grandpa!
Naso you for collect under Buhari undecided
IslamRe: 2026 Ramadan Crescent Sighted In Saudi Arabia by Gotocourt: 6:00pm On Feb 17
Diamonddris:
Lol.. Funny people

Will the terrorists, herdsmen and bandits also fast?
Comrade reduce the volume of this vawulence.

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