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InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 12:56pm On May 03
Ballzproblemm:
I've been seeing many posts like this,the utter defeat ,many people are leaving this space is huge numbers and it's actually shocking,the greatest wealth transfer bill is being crafted and people are sleeping.

Truly information is power , don't let anybody shake your conviction.
Stop giving people false hope with this Clarity Act BS!
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 2:44pm On Dec 06, 2025
Robnectar:
💥 BREAKING

FED 🇺🇸 DECEMBER RATE CUTS COMING IN NEXT 120 HOURS 🔥

97% CHANCES .
97% chance of what happening?

You guys should stop foôling yourselves, nothing spectacular is likely going to happen in the crypto space for the rest of this year because no bulk fresh funds is flowing in.

Most crypto analysts who have a sound understanding of economic principles already know this but they prefer to keep selling Hopium to the public because that's the best way to keep the lie going while attracting newbies to bring in their money grin

Crypto is a giant Ponzi Scheme, whether you believe me or not is your problem!
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 1:31pm On Nov 23, 2025
Lamentations everywhere! grin

I started warning you people since 2024 that this cycle's bull run will be somehow due to the insane quantity of useless and nonsensical coins around but you refused to listen because Ilegendd was using his bojuboju charts and graphs to bamboozle you. grin

The only thing that can rescue the market now is if there is a serious inflow of fresh money from different sources.

Unfortunately right now most people are not even injecting new funds into the market therefore expect things to go from bad to worse.

I advised you to scale down your expectation from Mercedes GLK to Nigerian used Toyota Corolla; right now Toyota Corolla is not even possible so please further scale down your expectations again to Keke Napeb!
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent:
At this point I would like to remind you of the lyrics of Kenny Rogers' hit song The Gambler

Every gambler knows that the secret to surviving, is knowing what to throw away and knowing what to keep...

You got to know when to hold

Know when to walk away

Know when to run.
.. grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent:
I truly hope this massive bull run everyone is expecting comes before December (although I'm not so optimistic) otherwise most people will start selling off their assets to use the money for celebration which will make a bad situation worse. grin

In this space it is better to rely more on fundamental analysis instead of drawing a boat load of nonsense graphs and charts like Ilegendd to analyse imaginary assets that have no intrinsic value grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 6:35pm On Sep 20, 2025
iLegendd:
$Aster doesn't look like something that'll come down to 0.5 any time soon, so we're ridding the trend.

To the person that quoted me above, I didn't bother reading.
If you like read it, if you like don't read it - I don't give a damn! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 6:31pm On Sep 20, 2025
iLegendd:
@GovernmentAgent, this video is for you. Listen to it 3 times.

It's been long I heard you complain or attack BTC.
I warned you people over 12 months ago that this bull run will not be like previous ones because the cash inflow to support it just isn't there and the market is saturated with too many coins but you all ignored the warning and continued deluding yourselves while planning to buy Benz GLKs from crypto your imaginary "wealth transfer" grin

Una eye don dey clear now ba? grin

The reason why I have not been commenting so frequently is because I'm waiting for you guys to run out of excuses - you people were blaiming the Russia-Ukraine war, it has slowed down still no bull run; they blamed Israel's attack on Iraq, that war has almost ended still no bull run; you wanted interest rate cuts, that has been done several times including the most recent one of a whole 0.25% still no bull run; now you're waiting for quantitative easing. grin

Una go wait tire for this una massive altseason grin

You people better wake up and smell the coffee grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent:
iLegendd:
@GovernmentAgent, this video is for you. Listen to it 3 times. They took everything Andrew Tate owned, but couldn't take his crypto on cold and hot storage.

This is to say, if you like, build a brewing company with legit money, if the government wants to take it, they will.

They'll first revoke your land ownership like Wike usually does, then demolish the site of your company. You'll go to court, but they'll tell the judge what to rule, else he loses his position.

Even Fubara who's a government man, they took him out of office for 6 months let alone you who is just an ordinary agent. cheesy

I'm in support of owning businesses offline, especially agro business and factories, but just know that the government indirectly owns it — including your house. Just pray they don't see you as a threat.

The government can accuse you of fraud that you're not even involved in just to tarnish your image and seize your (their) properties. Even if you're innocent, people's perspective of you will change just like Mopha, BLord, and co. The government controls the media and their narratives always spread faster and wider.

So, be wise and embrace crypto. If you're afraid of BTC collapsing, you should also be afraid of fiat currency collapsing like Zimbabwe, Venezuela and co. They rose again right? That is how BTC will also rise and and become stronger than fiat.

The reason we use Nairaland today, despite how archaic and outdated it is, is because we all (the users) agreed it contains value, educative posts and encourages exchange of knowledge.

It's been long I heard you complain or attack BTC. In 2026 bear market, when BTC will dump to $45k or $35k, I know you'll come out to warn us that it's going to zero. grin grin

The government is paying hungry Nigerians to push propaganda that BTC is evil and will crash to make us go back to working like slaves and earning less than 70k as salary so that we can be easily controlled during election with 5k Naira. It's too late, dear GovernmentAgent.
Stop being an alarmist, no one is going to demolish the factory of a brewery that has been in operation in Nigeria for over 50 years while paying tax and providing employment.

A major difference between an actual company and your crypto is that there is actually a succession plan.

The brewery in question has had over 10 different CEO since in began operations in Nigeria yet its still standing.

If something happens to Vitalik Buterin or Brad Garlinghouse, or Charles Hoskinson can you guaranty that their projects ETH, XRP and ADA will continue to thrive?

Apart from BTC the other crypto projects are nothing but imaginary constructs which are driven by hype and elaborate marketing gimmicks.

This does not mean that a person cannot make money from crypto - you only have to bear in mind that when you're making money in it someone else is loosing money and when you're loosing money in it someone else in the space is being enriched with your money.

The whole crypto thing does not create any new value, it just robs Peter to pay Paul grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 1:35am On Sep 02, 2025
DaemoLee:
Lol. This one pass kalo-kalo.

Try enter BitgeWallt. The rates at which new tokens are created on a daily is enough reason to let one know u are just lucky if u make it out alive into riches.
Una go tire!
I have been sounding the alarm about this since last year!
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 10:55pm On Aug 22, 2025
sweetveek:
what link? Follow watcherguru on twitter and turn on your notifications, he/she usually post news affecting bt.c
They are part of the people manipulating the price of BT.C grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 12:46pm On Jul 22, 2025
omoluka:
This is the worst bull market ever. The good days of altcoins are behind us
How can there be an alt season when every Tam, Dike and Haruna is busy churning out all manner of senseless coins.

There are millions of them and they're taking attention away from the old alts with use cases because everyone is jumping on them to chase pumps.

Meanwhile the amount of cash entering the cr.ypto space is not enough to cause the type of massive run we had in 2020/2021 when half of the world was on lockdown and money was flowing in from all directions

Anyone who is expecting 1,000x so he can buy Benz GLK needs to wake up from that dream and face reality!
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 10:58am On Jul 03, 2025
Robnectar:
When did u become d mouth piece of the people undecided


So is ilegendd u are hating today grin grin
Your god fired the first shot, I merely responded in kind cheesy
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 9:43am On Jul 03, 2025
E***e you are not yet a legend! grin

Making money in cryp.to goes beyond writing long epistles chanting about 5 green days, 4 yellow days, 3 red days and dreaming up conspiracy theories about imaginary people who want to kidnap you if you show your wallet as evidence that you are actually making money from cryp.to.

Keep quiet for once and mind your biz and stop bamboozoling people here with useless and unnecessarily long theories and pictures of multicoloured charts angry
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent:
I started sounding the alarm bells since middle of 2024.

There are just too many distractions in the crypt0 market by way of the thousands of junk altcoins that are flying all over the place.

The current issue goes beyond quantitative easing, Bitc0in dominance and the BS you get from the people drawing graphs all over the place.

For there to be a true bullrun there needs to be an extended period of sustained cash injection which must be more than the rate at which people are selling and taking profits.

The reason why this is not happening is because of the plethora of junk altc0ins which most people prefer to gamble on so they can cash out quickly, another reason is that most people are now trading with smarter bots which have been set to effectively take profits once their is a little upsurge in prices

All the wars going on are not helping matters also because people are loosing their homes and sources of livelihood therefore investment is the last thing on their minds.

The American government has also cut foreign aids and international grants with the resultant effect that there is less of 'free' money with which to take risks by investing in crypt0 which any intelligent person knows is nothing but a glorified Ponzi scheme
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 4:28pm On May 27, 2025
These people selling Hopium here need to tone it down.

Start telling people the truth.

With each day that passes the possibility of having an altseason dwindles
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 1:45pm On Mar 17, 2025
BannedUser:
As said by a loser that doesn't know how to make money with crypto.
Right now this OG right here is the only one making money in cryptoo grin

He has already bought his own Mercedes Benz GLK grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 1:35pm On Mar 17, 2025
Ekehwinz:
Na to get ready to position in April and get ready to cash out in June/July
Chikacha:
I will exit middle of june.
Chilipepper:
August bro.
Una don shift the date again.

No worry una go still shift am go December 2025.

I have told you people to forget about alt season this cycle; there is no heavy flow of cashflow to support it and to make matters worse there is a plethora of junk altcoins and shitcoins that have saturated the market.

Say no to Hopium grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent:
maybet081:
What you are saying is that it is only BTC that had a bull season because no other coins had a new ath this cycle.
What you people need understand is that the conditions prevalent in 2020/2021 is different from 2024/2025.

In 2020/2021 the world was in lockdown and almost all countries were giving grants and cash bailaouts and as a result there was a lot of money in circulation with few business opportunities because most people were stuck at home, as a result those monies were pumped into cryoto which gave rise to the massive bullrun we had then.

Today the conditions are different, there is less free cash available in the international economy, it is when people have finished taking care of their immediate needs and savings that they invest the extra.

Where will the extra for investment come from if the global econom is in a crunch and to make it worse the US is seriously scaling back on international spending and financial aids thereby further reducing the amount of money that will cascade down in the hands of investors?

To make a bad situation worse we now have an onslaught of dubious and fraudulent altcoins which are being created in their thousands everyday.

These coins which are probably in the millions now are taking liquidity and attention away from old altcoins which have strong user cases.

People should face facts and stop living in fools paradise because the dynamics of the cryp.to space have changed greatly
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 5:26pm On Feb 28, 2025
ojukwu2074:
You are right, the issue is overdiversification because the 5k usdt can't really spread meaningfully across the coins , if he has 100 coins that's barely 50 usdt for one , but all these can be corrected once Bullrun start
Which other bullrun are you talking about? The one you kept in your pocket abi? grin

We dey enter bear market you still dey talk of bullrun!
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 12:55pm On Jan 27, 2025
Crypto is a grand Ponzi scheme that does not obey fundamental economic laws.

You must know when to enter and when to leave.

If you're a married man with responsibilities avoid putting all your family's money in cryot with the hope of cashing out big time.

One guy by the name Djbme has been lamenting all over the place about how he lost all his money, use his experience as a lesson!

If you like go and use your rent money to buy dip that is going deeper, na you sabi! grin
PoliticsRe: Katsina Governor Radda's Wife Fatima Sprays Dollars At A Party by GovernmentAgent: 12:41pm On Jan 27, 2025
angry
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 8:52pm On Jan 24, 2025
GovernmentAgent:
The dynamics of the grand Ponzi Scheme known as crypto have changed because there is no new inflow of serious cash, on top of that there are over 40,000 coins in the market now.

I have been warning about this since. Those of you expecting 10,000X should start now to face reality by adjusting their expectations downwards.

If you still believe you can play two odds with $50 in crypto and make enough money to buy Mercedes Benz GLK this year, it's better for you to just wake up from dreamland now.
I dey try warn una but una no gree hear word

Shebi una eye don dey clear small small
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 1:09pm On Dec 29, 2024
Anyone who is still expecting anything above x30 in this bull market is fooling himself.

Any profit you see you take it and run because the bull run will soon come to an end
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 2:33pm On Dec 18, 2024
toniotonero:
Only BITGET TOKEN have been pumping on ETH PUBLIC CHAIN... every other COIN under ETH is RED.
The MANIPULATION in CRYPTO SPACE is like a MYSTERY u cannot SOLVE. No matter how EXPERIENCED u are in CRYPTO SPACE . d BIG BOIZ will always DECIDE which COIN will PUMP or DIP
It's not something that started today, besides crypto is a giant Ponzi Scheme grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 6:54pm On Nov 17, 2024
Ilegend; ilegendd; ilegenddd; JoeClefAuthor

You like to play the victim card every time Alexa or any other person attacks you but here you are launching unprovoked attacks on a moniker that has neither mentioned you nor engaged you in anyway.

He who brings ant infested logs into his house should expect a visit from lizards!
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent:
All this unnecessary cho cho cho is about to come to an end
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 6:37pm On Nov 17, 2024
iLegenddd:
Where is that demonic beer-guzzling GovernmentAgent of darkness? From 15k in 2022 to approximately 90k in 2024. Even beer companies can't get this return with $15k.

If you had invested $15k when Naira to Dollar was at 423.75/$, that is 6.35 million, today, you would've gone home with 90000x1730, 155.7 million. That is about 2352%.

Has your brewery given you this return in 2 years since you started working? Even if when use the old exchange rate, it's 38 million.

When the market will crash to maybe 34k in 2026 is when you'll come out to scream.
This is your second unprovoked attack!
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 6:34pm On Nov 17, 2024
iLegendd:
The person I pity the most right now is that guy or girl who convinced his friends or relations that don't like crypto to invest in it. He may have even taught them how it works and they invested heavily. Now, they've lost up to 80%. It's sad and painful.

I know there is definitely someone in this shoe and I know his mental health is messed up as I type. One of the reasons I give people I teach offline the initial money to start with. I protect my mental health at all cost.

The reason I'm feeling no pains with this constant crash is because no one is blaming me for anything, except the one that happened above about not breaking 56k based on history.

As I said, I don't have the power to stop the war or Mt Gox manipulation.

Let's plan for the best, but prepare for the worst. This feels like the worst to newbies, but I have witnessed a crash worse than this, but not this prolonged in consecutive and relentless order. This is 7 crashes or thereabout in 1 month without a tangible relief.

This one na slow poison rugpull, but I still won't give up.

That guy called GovernmentAgent is currently dancing shoki as he types with joy. He must comment today even if he's in a hospital bed.
This was your first unprovoked attack which I ignored!
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 8:39pm On Oct 13, 2024
The dynamics of the grand Ponzi Scheme known as crypto have changed because there is no new inflow of serious cash, on top of that there are over 40,000 coins in the market now.

I have been warning about this since. Those of you expecting 10,000X should start now to face reality by adjusting their expectations downwards.

If you still believe you can play two odds with $50 in crypto and make enough money to buy Mercedes Benz GLK this year, it's better for you to just wake up from dreamland now.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent: 10:04pm On Sep 26, 2024
Hamster in the mud
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent:
OMG! In less than 5 minutes Hamster people will cash out massively! grin

Some of them have already started pricing land in Banana Island. shocked
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GovernmentAgent:
iLegendd:
That is my issue o. I no dey stay one place. grin Always wanting to learn more and it's never enough.

But you check am out. ChatGPT's own sounds better.
You are suffering from junk information overload! grin

Why didn't your multitude of indicators show you there will be a pump in the price of BTC?

Legend in the mud

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