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Pets / Re: What Breed Is This Dog by Gozzzy(m): 1:58pm On Jul 29, 2020
that's a beautiful dobberekuke....
Pets / Re: Dogs For Sale by Gozzzy(m): 1:53pm On Jul 29, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Hadith (4016) 43 (1570) it was ordered by the messanger of Allah that all dogs be killed

Muhammad said black dogs especially are unholy and impure

And Satan is a black man

Under Sharia it is punishable by death to call Muhammad a black man
you people are funny.... slavery no go kill Black Africans shaa.... yet y'all get angry and scream black lives matter, when them whites start putting some bullets into y'all axxes......
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla Bank Type Forsale by Gozzzy(m): 9:23pm On Jul 28, 2020
900k indeed... something with an already deployed airbag meaning it's been bashed here in Nigeria. bring your price down to 400k and people can start from there.
Crime / Re: 23-year-old Man Sentenced To 15 Years For Plotting An Attack On The White House by Gozzzy(m): 7:37pm On Jul 24, 2020
Righteousness89:
The Leftist will Gladly cheer him on!

Thank God it was Nipped in the Bud!

GOD Bless President Trump!
how do you often av time to go round seeking out sensational news, to comment on?
Autos / Re: Sold *Super Clean Reg/used 2000 Toyota RAV4. Sold by Gozzzy(m): 6:51pm On Jul 24, 2020
abeg, how much is this car going for?
Technology Market / Re: Brand New (sealed) Redmi 9 4/64gb by Gozzzy(m): 6:30pm On Jul 22, 2020
nurex01:
Brand New (Sealed) Redmi 9

4/64Gb

Charging: Fast charging 18W

5020 mAh battery

Os Android 10, MIUI 12


Price: ₦65,600

Call/WhatsApp: 08079756572

Can be waybill anywhere in the country.

Is it Global ROM or Chinese ROM biko? And where are you located?
Pets / Re: SOLD!!! 2years Female Rottweiler Going For A Cheap Price, Coming On Heat Soon by Gozzzy(m): 9:02am On Jul 18, 2020
Locate a Calabar man and sell it to him... Calabar no send whether na pure breed or fake breed... As long as e go enter pot for 404... grin grin
Crime / Re: See What Church Of Satan Said About "Their Destroyed Church" In Abia State by Gozzzy(m): 6:26pm On Jul 08, 2020
Any Church of satan wey no be church of satan, na scam..... Na scamming ritualists shrine grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Woman For Killing Her Husband In Abia by Gozzzy(m): 6:07pm On Jul 08, 2020
Honestly, I keep praying to have one day pass without hearing a bad news concerning Nigeria.... May God help us, cos things are really falling apart... May God intervene and sanctify this land.

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Crime / Re: Why Only Hushpupi? List Of All Other Yahoo, Internet And Cybercrime Kings by Gozzzy(m): 10:18am On Jul 07, 2020
sacajawea:
Why only Hushpupi and Woody Berry? FBI, Interpol and the rest should go after the others. They are many and we know them, they are many in Dubai, in Qatar, Turkey, Ghana, Kenya, Togo, Benin, Nigeria and so on, they don't hide themselves and I'm sure these Bodies know them
I list them below they include but definitely not limited to :

AREMO GUCCI
B-NAIRA
INVESTOR BJ
OTUNBA WIRE and all the UNCOUNTABLE OTUNBAS
BADDY OSHA
TERRY WIRE of GHANA
E-MONEY!!
AIRFORCE ONE


I'll be back to add more, meanwhile you may add yours
Airforce one ke? You don weed again The only thing, that one Sabi do, na to give woman belle.
Crime / Re: Blood Refuses To Stop Gushing After Mother Used Razor Blade To Inflict Deep Cut by Gozzzy(m): 10:15am On Jul 07, 2020
Haemophilia spotted..
Culture / Re: What Led To Fracas At Oniru's Palace by Gozzzy(m): 9:50pm On Jul 06, 2020
Abeg who won the fight?
That's the most important message... It's called Royal Rumble.

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Autos / Re: Sold by Gozzzy(m): 9:20pm On Jul 06, 2020
Was this car converted or not?
Pets / Re: 21 Rare Albino Animals That Are Stunningly Beautiful by Gozzzy(m): 5:59pm On Jul 05, 2020
Djdamian:
Meme alert! grin grin grin
Honestly... The gorilla be like... "baby come over here, lemme do you sumfin"..... grin grin grin
Autos / Re: This Honda Is Just For 850k Still Available as at (8/July) by Gozzzy(m): 10:57am On Jul 05, 2020
Jonsing. You better keep that car at 550k last price....

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Autos / Re: Grab it cheap now.. clean firstbody Highlander for sale. by Gozzzy(m): 11:03pm On Jun 28, 2020
This isn't any 2004 model. Check and correct.

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Crime / Re: US Arraigns Nigerian Man Over $6M Romance Scam by Gozzzy(m): 12:47pm On Jun 25, 2020
What dafuq is inalegwu... They should give us another tribal name of the niggar, for proper vetting....
Signed.
NCAN Sec Gen.

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake We Killed In Our Quarters by Gozzzy(m): 9:27pm On Jun 07, 2020
Only one picture and you expect it to get to the promised land angry angry angry

Lala, Animal rights activists are supposed to arrest you and throw your ass in jail for aiding and abetting Reptilian Genocide. angry angry angry angry

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Crime / Re: Mother, Baby’s Headless Bodies Found In Ile-ife by Gozzzy(m): 11:31am On May 28, 2020
Why do many Yorubas, think you must go into ritual before you can ever have better money.... Why Why are these people envious and lazy, thereby pushing em to ritualism?
Crime / Re: Aiye Cult Declares National War Against Eiye Cult In Lagos And Ogun State!!! by Gozzzy(m): 11:28am On May 28, 2020
concerned99:
It seems the end times are truly here because with the havoc that covid 19 is causing why wont these cult groups allow us to rest. Mothers and fathers it is time you engage your children to know if they belong to any of these groups. The video that circulated and showed how an aiye member was killed by eiye members has triggered a mini war in different areas among the Lagos environs.Oworonshoki,Surulere,shomolu,Ikorodu,Ajah axis,mushin, ijora,ajegunle,badagry,sagamu,ijebu ode,ijebu Igbo,abeokuta,ilaro,agege,alimosho,epe and so on. It is said the aiye members have vowed to kill notable and popular members of the group to prove their superiority. The eiye members have also declared war and said that they will also go after notable members like Davido,Zlatan Ibile,Mayokun, Oritse Femi, Burna Boy and other notable leaders to prove their points. Can I ask a question what where these young artist thinking of, when they decided to join these dreaded cults.
Let them kill themselves... My problem is that I've been busy rocking a blue denim with a blue body fitted polo.... I had to think twice, about wearing the cloths again, before I'm mistaken for an eiye cultist. May God save the innocents... Let them KILL THEMSELVES!!!!

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Health / Re: "Infant Formulas On Sale In Nigeria High In Arsenic, Toxic Substance" by Gozzzy(m): 10:51am On May 28, 2020
BUSHHUNTER:
The people from yEAST will not kill us finish
people that reason like you, are real wasted sperm.... Their mother suppose don swallow the sperm wey conceive them

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Health / Re: "Infant Formulas On Sale In Nigeria High In Arsenic, Toxic Substance" by Gozzzy(m): 10:50am On May 28, 2020
Instead of women to breastfeed, them go dey find pointed Bobbie wey no go fall.... What nonsense!!!! angry angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: Nigerians Lucky To Have President Like Buhari by Gozzzy(m): 8:06am On May 27, 2020

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Islamic Court Bans Online Chat On Amputation Case by Gozzzy(m): 11:31am On May 25, 2020
Bloody bastard terrorists!!!!! angry angry angry

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Politics / Re: Astronomers Spot Evidence Of The Birth Of A New Planet. by Gozzzy(m): 11:27am On May 25, 2020
saymax:
Good work. They should find out if its habitable for humans.
As if you'll ever be opportuned to go, if it is..... angry angry angry
Romance / Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Gozzzy(m): 10:35pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
Is your girl's name Comfy, that schools in Abia State, Umuahia precisely. Studying a health related course?

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