₦airaland Forum

Freemanan:
Abi.... love your personal text

thank ya

sheymoni:
A lagos state commissioner is like a governor in kwara

what do u mean??

Woreva.. He's sha d president.

If Celeb.+Celeb.=breakup they shud try celeb.+ Non-celeb. = it jst myt workout...

Mathematical:
She's seriously endowed.. but seriously she'll still regret this curvy shape when age hit on her..wannabe be like y God gimme flat ass

dat's very true

Hmmmmmm! Bukola!!!!! Hey i made fp.... Gettin ftc gradually

[quote author=ijustdey post=34571402]I can say truly that Saraki is proud and arrogant ...... U can say dat again and again

Hapi Bday mr endowed! May u livelong and prosper

hotgunz:
Wat club pls? How will u put it brethren my papa club win champion league or my grand fada club.... Dt s pure madness aus of God no playin

hahahahahhah! If na my church, ushers lyk six for don surround d person b4 he realise wat's apenin, deliveranc has started n him..lol

In my own opinion, i think when you're MAN.... I.e Mature in All Nature. Be it financially, spritually and otherwise

arbitter:
More like Mama piss

Mama piss?? Hahahhahahhahahhahah!

goodmorning40:
Mama peee! I like ur way jare, u no dey dull urself

In mama P's voice...don't like my way ooo. Where were u when PMB pursued us from aso rock Diaris God in all dat we're doin...lol

klevjey:
j

J for Jargon

starlingslimnet:
See his yansh like elephant yansh.

hahaahhha! #runningouttotellthemadguy#

She's muah!

crixtex:
Ur eye glass is worth 15k. buh y re u based far away frm me sef...

hahhhhahahahhahaahahhaahahhahahah!

ZuzuMan:
Who the hell cropped me out of that picture ! Besides I was elected a billionaire not SELECTED ! People should respect Economic and Wealth Democracy for goodness sake!

Lol... was abt askin d same quest.

DEATHMACHINE:
whats all this noise about her wrist watch ?

i taya oooo

nairainfoscom:
Buhahahahahaha!! Clown!!

Laughing in Helen Paul's voice..... Ur discipline is Psychology i suppose

I neva see ds kind God before..... Wonder Wonder, Wonder Wonder!

Realgana:
Thanks OP.
Meanwhile,kindly disregard the news going round that I have accepted the post of Minister of Finance offered to me by PMB.
I AM STILL MAKING CONSULTATIONS.

hahhahahahahhahah! I laugh in my dialect

Dat No hard nw........ If bein askd by my mum wud answer 'luv u more mum'. If by my dad 'love u more dad'. Simple, komu ija dani

AAinEqGuinea:
Nigeria's broke (no money)... so we're told





Be sure to tell the Obama's that I ranked Aisha Buhari higher than Michelle as far as Hot First Ladies, also please don't drone strike me for my ranking. I must live

Lol

Dorrobucci:
swthrt why are u laughing?

cus its funny... Were u both in d toilet or wat?

Dorrobucci:
It depends sha... You can choose to propose to her ontop of a tree or in the market. Though i did mine in the toilet, was kinda fun.

In the toilet Hahahahaahahahahahah

Dohr!.... Jst got a cal frm Uncle Obama and Aunty Michelle, dey were beggin me 2 pls stand in 4 dem @Abuja 4 d democracy woteva bt i refused! so who does that?

Not after all these grammers. We're after you changing this nation with the help of God... Bros, no fall our hand oooo

Pangea:
Shut up your rotten mouth there!
Are you the one to tell us where to start probe?
Common thief!

Xhuuuuuuuuuu! Bros, u no dey quick vex ooo..lol, no b im fault fear dey catch em

starlingslimnet:
I just dey look you

Lol..... 2 land her slap cum dey hungry u abi??

mikkyword:
But I was told u are in genius in mathematics!! Lol.

Of course, ironically..lol

Better luck next time...

shaddi:
A dying man on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children.

Dying man: "To you my wife, take over the petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi"
Wife started crying loudly.

Dying man: "To you my first son, take over the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi"
First son rolling and screaming.

Dying man: "To you my second son, take over the gas station close to the Airport."
Second son crying louder.

Dying man: "To you my third son, take overthe eatery at Falomo."
Third son was wailing.

Dying man: "To you my only daughter, the high school is yours."
Daughter crying loudest.

The confused nurse asked:"I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, your dad left you a great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time."

Wife: "properties kor... comfortable ni! He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday...

Ilorin? So lugubrious

ogiewanye:
na wa o