₦airaland Forum

Yustash001:
It looks the cloth we call somo dobo

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

efemido:
someone said this is not funny at all, that perzon is a zaddist

pretydiva:
God punish poverty n his roommate..shuoo..na oritsefemi b dis ni ...its well

Eyekandi:
Ironing

aloa3:
i knew i'd get crucified for putting engr courses on that list,i didnt specify which engineering course,the likes of agricultural engr,computer engr,food engr,system engr, food tech... this are cheap courses i knw some of my friends who are currently having a first class in engr courses

falconey:
They are born fools!!!

1miccza:
That would surely and certainly be worse than catastrophic

1miccza:
So to mess now na talent??Dia ris God ooo

Lordave:
Can a lady fart confidently in the mist of her
Friends?

leykeh:
Graccccccccy...it happend in Oke ose

GogobiriLalas:
If my wife slaps me once, I will slap her seven times more, because it is written in the Yoruba bible

MrDoGood:
Guy to be frank, that's not fair.
If you're beginning to like her, just tell her and start a relationship with her Hut I'm not advising you to and if you don't want to, then back off. You'll only loose the respect she has for you.
I encountered a similar issue like this during my university school days. The girl came for PUME and she came 3days to her paper and the person she wanted to stay with was not in Gwags. I ran into her around 10-11pm and she explained everything to me. I felt pity for her and told her she could stay at my place till she's done. We stayed together that night and I left her all alone in my house for the rest of the days so she can be free and i went to my friend's house to stay collecting just her mobile number so I can keep in touch with her.
In summary, she got admitted and finally became my girlfriend's roommate. Now she's married and she has a baby girl. The husband is my business partner and not just that, we're family friends now.

She told the husband how I met and helped her, and now, the trust is nothing to compare.
Life is too small bro. Always do the right thing.
Maybe this was the reason she left that guy hoping to find safety with you and now you want to poke her?
Think twic bro. What goes around comes around.
HAPPY SUNDAY.

Phunmibi:
like seriously?

donholy28:
First thing first...op ur jobless.
But u f*cked up,u should have told her dat u just stepped out to buy card and that she should sit at una usual spot...order two sharwamas and wait for u...that ur coming back soon...
You don give her direct employment into washing plates department.

danielmichael:
Completely finished is an insignia of dextro-pollinated ambivality concupiously means duality of medonism which is totally mephistophelean cabal that is vivaciously nictating 2 cropping tentacles which are vera tera and medo vez meaning concupiscience and vastomiscience,ad-infinitum....


Thats just it

danielmichael:
Completely finished is an insignia of dextro-pollinated ambivality concupiously means duality of medonism which is totally mephistophelean cabal that is vivaciously nictating 2 cropping tentacles which are vera tera and medo vez meaning concupiscience and vastomiscience,ad-infinitum....


Thats just it

sarzwizard:
make una ask this one weting eeh the talk

6ty6ix:
man: sweet heart if you leave me i will stop breathing

a few problems and she dumps him,

fast forward to 3yaers letter, you will see him breathing and living fine.

chaberry:
Alryt, so have u visited Abia before

chaberry:
sorry, i meant to write Kwara, Niger is where i currently reside