BREAKING NEWS:

DSTV has moved all
Chelsea
matches to Cartoon Network to create room for
more Serious Matches on SuperSport.

One win in August

One win in September
One win in October

Chelsea's wins are coming once a month like the
menstrual cycle.

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BREAKING NEWS:
DSTV has moved all Chelsea matches to Cartoon Network to create room for more Serious Matches on SuperSport.
One win in August
One win in September One win in October
Chelsea's wins are coming once a month like the menstrual cycle.

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I just got off the phone with a female 419. She say she see me for Facebook come like people comment about me come say she come from Ghana say make we do business make we bring N35million each for fruit business. Na im I come insult her come open her eyes say I be omo Naija. I no dey fall for scam. I come tell her say since na she want business she go send me her N35million first. She come dey drag with me dey try persuade me before her credit finish.

HERE IS THE 2015/2016 SCHOOL FEES CIRCULAR FOR
NEW STUDENTS, FULL TIME. FULLY APPROVED:
.

The general public and the University community, especially the new students (freshers) are to take
note of this.
.

1: Arts/social sciences and fine and Applied
arts...:96,250
.
2:Economics/ public administration, business administration and banking and finance...:110,000 .

3: Natural sciences, education, agriculture
physiology...11 2.500 .

4: engineering, microbiology and computer science
architecture and building...:122,500 .

5: medicine........:1 60,000 .

6: med lab, nursing, law and accounting....:127,500
.

7; institute of education:...1 10,000

8; Acceptance Fee (Medicine
.
a) Surgery):.....75 ,000 .
b) Others (Fresh Students):.....6 0,000 .

9; Student Union Due (All Students).....1 000
.

10; AAU legal/ file (Fresh Students) :..800
.

11; AAU Student Welfare Assurance (All Students):......5 00 .

12; Matriculation Gown Fee (Fresh Students):.....2 000 .

13; Concessional Fee:....10,000

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Hi fellow Nairalanders, please help a friend. I'm in dire need of opening for Medical Laboratory Science internship in any teaching hospital in Nigeria. Please, if you know of any opening, post it here to help us.

So a very good friend of mine asked me this question last week and I was speechless. Can anyone, the pastors, bishops, evangelists, bible theologians and co give me answers with bible references please?

wicked human beings all over the place. This is why I insist on fertility test for couples before marriage because nowadays, nobody is a saint. I believe marriage should be built on trust not deciet. Although, I hate divorce but if I were in her shoes, na to divorce the man o. God will understand.

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Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH), is requesting for applications from interested and suitably qualified candidates to fill the vacant Job positions below in the hospital:

The Lagos State University Teaching Hospital Job Vacancies are opened to both Medical and Non-medical inclined candidates.

Job Title: Medical Officer
Location: Lagos
Slot: 3

Entry Requirements

A Degree in medicine and Post NYSC full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria plus at least one (1) year post qualification cognate experience.

Job Title: Imaging Scientist

Location: Lagos

Requirements

*Candidates must have a Bachelor of Science Degree in Medical Radiography or DCR London (Diploma in Radiography) from any of the recognized Institutions both locally and abroad plus registration with the Board of Radiographers of Nigeria.
*Candidates must have completed NYSC

Job Title: Registrar

Location: Lagos
Slot: 8

Entry Requirements

*A Degree in medicine and Post NYSC full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria plus at least one (1) year post qualification cognate experience.
*Candidates must possess primaries from the Post Graduate Colleges.

Job Title: Pharmacist

Location: Lagos

Entry Requirements

*Bachelor of pharmacy Degree, Post NYSC full registration with the Pharmacist Registration Board of Nigeria.

Job Title: Craftman

Location: Lagos

Entry Requirements

*Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate of Education (GCE) plus a pass in the Federal Ministry of Labour Trade Test Class III in the appropriate trade.

Job Title: Physiotherapist

Location: Lagos

Requirements

*Candidates must possess Bachelor of Physiotherapy Degree, post NYSC, full registration with the Medical Rehabilitation Board of Nigeria.

Job Title: Nursing Sister

Location: Lagos
Slot: 40

Entry Requirements

*Registered Nurse (RN), Registered Midwife (RM) and BNSc Nursing certificates.

Job Title: Health Attendant

Location: Lagos
Slot: 10

Entry Requirements

*Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Leaving Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate in Education (GCE) plus ability to read and write.

Job Title: Cook

Location: Lagos
Slot: 3

Entry Requirements

*Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Leaving Certificate in Education (GCE) plus ability to read and write.

Job Title: Medical Laboratory Scientist (Chemical Pathology)
Location: Lagos
Slots: 3

Entry Requirements
*Candidates must be holder of AIMLS (T), Bsc plus AIMLS or Bachelor Degree in Medical Laboratory Science (BMLS).
*Candidates must have completed NYSC and licensed by the Medical laboratory Science Council of Nigeria

Job Title: Technical Officer

Location: Lagos

Entry Requirement

*Candidates should possess relevant qualification.

Job Title: Dental Therapist

Location: Lagos

Entry Requirement

*Interested candidate should possess relevant qualification.

Job Title: Pharmacy Technician

Location: Lagos
Slot: 3

Entry Requirements

*Candidates must have completed 3 years training program at the School of Health Technology and obtained the registration of the Institute of Medical Laboratory Technology for Technicians.

Job Title: Medical Laboratory Scientist (Haematology)

Location: Lagos
Slots: 3

Entry Requirements

*Candidates must be holder of AIMLS (T), Bsc plus AIMLS or Bachelor Degree in Medical Laboratory Science (BMLS).
*Candidates must have completed NYSC and licensed by the Medical laboratory Science Council of Nigeria


Job Title: Medical Records Technician

Location: Lagos
Slot: 4

Entry Requirements

*Candidates must have a Higher National Diploma (HND) in Medical Records/Biostatics and must be licensed by the Health Information *Registration Board. Candidates must have completed NYSC.
*Candidates must have completed the 3 year training program at the School of Health Technology plus Membership of the Association of Medical Records Technicians.

Job Title: Watchman

Location: Lagos
Slot: 3

Entry Requirements

*Candidates should possess relevant qualification


Application Closing Date
Monday 5th October, 2015.

How to Apply

Interested and qualified candidates should download the Application Form below which must be filled and send to: careers@lasuth.org.ng with relevant credentials. Click here to download Application Form http://lasuth.org.ng/downloads/Application%20Form.pdf


SOURCE - http://www.jobsdraft..com/2015/10/lagos-state-university-teaching-hospital-job-vacancies-october-2015.html

Note: Only short listed candidates will be contacted.

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Calecarespohia, my infinix has started again o. Less than 2weeks after flashing it. This time all my new applications are not installing. The ''install'' button is not working. Please advise me as I dont live close to any calcare office. I stay in Ekpoma and the only place in Edo is in Benin which is like travelling.

2015/2016 CUTOFF MARK IS NOT OUT. I DONT KNOW WHY THE RUMOUR HAS BEEN CIRCULATING. PLEASE DONT BE DECIEVED. IT'S NOT OUT. BEFORE IT COMES OUT, A COMMITTEE WOULD SIT TO CONSIDER THE RESULTS. IT HAS NOT SAT. AGAIN, THE CUTOFF IS NOT OUT. MAYBE BY NEXTWEEK IT WOULD COME OUT. ALSO VISIT THE SCHOOL'S WEBSITE TO CONFIRM @ www.aauekpoma.edu.ng

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hi family, I have been having this problem with my infinix hot since yesterday. Unfortunately, ''com.process.google.gapps'' has stopped. I tried resetting app preference, clearing cache, clearing data, all to no avail. Someone suggested that I ''uninstall app''. I cant find that icon. Is there anyone here that had similar problem but was able to overcome Please share your experiences because I havent been able to use the phone since yesterday. Thank you.

AIM: This thread was created for us to rub minds on how to help a child out there maintain their virginity because some people loose their virginity even before they are mature enough to know what s*x means.
DISCLAIMER: This thread is based on MY OPINION and may take longer time to read because you would have to reason somethings. Space bookers aka Nairaland abeg, shift from this thread let reasonable opinions occupy at least this first page.

I am of the opinion that keeping one's virginity be it male/ female starts from infantry and childhood because once ''the seal'' is broken, it cant be replaced. It seems someone recently started a virginity revolution because the rate at which we continue to hear ''keep your virginity'' lecture is on the rise everywhere. In religious institutions, from parents and guardians and social networks like Facebook, Nairaland, etc. Everyone seems to have something to say as regards virginity and most times the blame falls on the female folks primarily because they have ''the seal'' forgetting that it takes two to tango.
Like I said earlier, it begins from infantry and childhood and can be maintained till the person is mature enough to have s*x ONLY if the following are kept constant. Straight to the points:

> Guys stop molesting and taking advantage of babies. Yes! Babies!! Hardly does a day roll by without news on some shameless man somewhere who lured a child anywhere to molest her. Lets not forget that once the hymen is broken, it cant be replaced. If you must have sex with someone, please get a prostitute. That's why they are there and not these young and innocent babies. These shameless males deflower young girls not even old enough to know what sex is thereby making them VIRGINLESS (Pardon my new English word abeg its just that sometimes English doesnt give you the most suitable word).

> Parents/ guardians, watch what play your children engage in. Reminds me of my gateman's 3 children all less than 10years. I was just passing by when I overheard one say to his younger ones ''Oya daddy, carry your wife go room make una go fu*k unaselves''. I was shocked. It's so hard to find children of this generation that never played the so called ''daddy and mummy game'' where they use opportunity to practice what they saw their parents do or watched in movies thereby making themselves VIRGINLESS.

> Parents/ guardians, dont fail to teach that young child all s/he should know on sex education. If you dont, others will and trust me, they'll get the wrong lessons.

> Parents/ guardians, please dont make your children afraid of you. Make them trust you. Maintain a healty relationship with them so that they'll be free to open up to you whatever is bothering them.

> Parents/ guardians, please dont bathe your children together. You might not know what they've been up to. They may just decide to explore their bodies in your absence one day and become VIRGINLESS.

> Parents/ guardians please dont send your female child on errand to any male friend of yours alone. By doing this you protect them from guys in my number 1 point. Some guys can stoop so low when it comes to s*x then they blame their shamelessness on the innocent devil or on konji.

Lest I forget, guys, if you know you are or were guilty of points 1 and 2 above (child molestation and playing mummy and daddy respectively), please stop it and also stop insulting VIRGINLESS girls because you and your likes helped remove a virgin from that status.
Please let us all be on the watch and help someone out there maintain their virginity.
The thread is open to constructive criticisms.

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Sorry to inform you but just forget about the post ume and direct entry.
1. You didn't chose AAU in your jamb. They go by what's on one's jamb form.
2. AAU never accepts second choice. It must be first choice only and nothing less.


Just saw where you asked about direct entry writing exams. This should help:
Direct Entry:
All Direct Entry candidates who applied to JAMB for admission and chose Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma as Institution of First Choice are also required to complete the Online Application Form for their screening exercise. All such candidates must upload scanned copies of all relevant certificates/ documents to the c-Portal.
*Screening Exercise for Direct Entry (DE) candidates is scheduled to take place from Monday, 24th August, 2015 to Friday, 28th August, 2015 from 9.00 a.m.each day.

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