HomerTimpson:
Buy me a TVs bike and I will deliver well for you sir

What is a TVs bike

occfx:


Just a condom that looks like manhood with open end or closed end. When you wear it, your manhood appears bigger or longer depending on the type you bought. Some even come with vibrations... Very interesting stuff

Hmmm I need to get it but my dick is big already

kyber:
So ladies have turned this life upside down, we no longer need to search for xrated films online just to watch porn but it has been brought to us in fact it has found us .
Look at what someone’s mother,girlfriend/wife and daughter did just to trend lol
I personally think this is a bad example set for the younger ones

Ladies what do you have to say to defend your gender ?
Guys what do you think about this?

I didn’t see anything you Dey whine Us here

occfx:


Don't kill yourself because of a woman.. Wear toy condom... It's just 5k. Na she go faint after the banging

Lol which one be toy condom again you Dey whine the guy ni

ViceGovernor:

The guy don go delete the page.
Search for REAL LIFE happenings

Weray you dey whine me lol

HouseRavenclaw:


Rapist. You beasts can't see anything women without imagining raping them. Imagine if a gay man said this to you. Wild animal.

How your own take be now

Wotowotoman:


The bastards are trying g to hack your Facebook account. Never click on these links…

Wow really i don click am o what can i do now should I change my password

EriMma1:
Please, people are criticizing this prankster for doing this. Is he to be blamed for the girls looseness?

How can you be doing runs at your place of work and now everyone is saying the guy did wrong. Me I don't see any wrong here. If the girl was decent and well trained, she won't fall for this. So cheap. All her is on the money. Kai! Girls!!! who do us like this?

Let them keep getting disgraced until they change and begin to live a decent life.

Just watch how this girl was disgraced.

https://fb.watch/jMV-UYy__7/?mibextid=jf9HGS

I can’t watch the video it took me to another page video on Facebook which is no similar plz someone should send the right link

ozile1234:
Hello guys I have read some articles here many times that wen you beg a girl to date you she will never agree because she sees you as a simp, I over heard my neighbor this morning begging someone so I looked through the window to see what was happening, I saw this guy on his Knees begging this girl for relationship though she also stay in thesame compound, this guy begged for more than 30 minutes I was watching what would happen, as my apartment is very close to his own so I could hear everything he was saying.

She said she doesn’t have feeling for him but they should just be friends, After so much begging she later told the guy that they should talk about it this evening wen she get back from work, NOTE: this girl is in a relationship already with another guy.

This evening maybe this my simp neighbor will be able to prove all the alpha males here wrong wen she finally agree, I will keep this post updated wen the relationship finally kick start.

Omo this funny but if you check well the girl go get big yansh

Does any body knows about this moat academy and which is the best course I can take that will get me a job home and abroad I want to go into IT I need a skills

Bossman:
Yes, the Iphone 11 does have Esim.

iPhone 11 no get esim na

Katcall:
I dey tell you. Michat, inmessage, badoo, na olosho full there. Nothing like relationship. Strictly Mature minds only

Lol be like say you be baba for this game

QuinModah:
Read my signature

There’s nothing to read I just want to be your friend btw you in military

QuinModah:

Add me on WhatsApp 08127961150 I like you gan

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Share me your number I would like to hmmmm

[quote author=Pidaa post=121362890]I still kept praying and fasting and it was like fire for fire dey came to me in dream to fight me back. Then I dream I saw myself in my cousin house and I started feeling been press again and this time I saw two people pressing me from far. So I was strong enough to break this pressing and pursue them and I was able to catch one of the witch in my dream with the second one escaping. The moment I caught that witch he just immediately turn into a helpless baby and I started beating the baby with anger saying u don't want me to rest at all so I will beat u very much. So I was really punching the baby face but I notice the more I injure him then he will just automatically heal. So I was irritated at his healing power and I told him let see if his healing power can save him if I put him inside gas fire. But he, kept telling me with tears saying that is backup team will come and save him. Omo I carry this baby and when I throw this baby into the fire the fire will stop burning and the moment I remove him from the place the fire start burning then I just look at my side and I saw a crowd of witches around me that came to save that witch I hijack. As I wanted to rush all the witches to fight them at once because I was very angry one just blew something on me and I instantly wake up from sleep. I was very angry saying God u for nor make this witch wake me so that I fit beat them to my taste because I wax angry at the calamity and destruction their have done to me[/quo]

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MrBrownJay1:


the saying means that.... some fugly baby whales out there remain virgins/unmarried because of how they look (aka lack of opportunity to find a mate).



probably Tinder (or Badoo) but as much as Konji is a bastard most fugly people on these apps dont get laid (especially men) unless they match with a goldigging olosho looking for money before sex.

Na olosho plenty pads for tinder you can’t get serious lady there

Ayomisure:
I am undergraduate In Futa and I'm desperately seeking for a part-time job to make life easier in school.
I saw a poster on the street displaying how part-time job workers are needed then I thought God has answered my prayers
I messaged them and they told me to come today by 8:00 with my qualifications. wetin pain me pass nah say I no even sleep well for night (I just dey pray say make God let make dem accept me)
Naso I trek go the location this morning only to meet dem Neo life.
In as much as I was disappointed, I kept my composure cuz all eyes was on me. After millions of motivational talks and insults on our parents and their financial status, they told us to pay for registration fee (about twenty something k) I told them I only have 5k in my acct which is actually for my upkeep, they told me to invest it, that was when I started feeling suspicious.
I told them I can't do trans and I don't have an atm card, a lady said she would follow me to bank to make the transfer,( meanwhile I was already looking for escape route)
Even with the crowd in bank the lady insisted that we should wait.
When it got to our turn the man said we can't transfer money to other banks , I told the lady I'm going to transfer it when I get home buh she asked me to wait for her that she wants to collect a Uba acct no. From the oga.
As she commot like this naso I japa
Kindly share your experience if you've encountered this guys before.

You for tell her to follow you go house na make you nack her well

Promzy99:
Hello Guys! Been with dis beautiful girl for weeks now. Met her on Facebook, fortunately enough. She lives not far away from me. It would cost just #100 transport fare for her to come over my place.

She's also a single mum. I like that fact that she opened up to me about her relationship statues... And we both agreed that there won't be anything serious cos her baby daddy often come around d family, since he's well known by her family members. In fact they are still in talks on how to settle dia marital differences. And that's very okey with me cos am not ready to be committed either.

Now, anytime she comes around, we often have sex. And whenever she wants to leave I make some little transfer to her for transportation and personal upkeep.

But then, I will sound it to her that d money I am giving to her is not because of d sex we have ooo, that its just a tip..

Now dis election weekend, I gave her money to buy bulk food stuffs for me since she lives close to d market.

It happened that she couldn't bring d stuffs earlier, she came by 10pm for some reasons best known to her. She had no option than to sleep over!

Although her stay, I gave her good comfort and hospitality. Enough food and entertainment. But I didn't touch her all through d nite. In fact, we had no intimacy until she decided its time to go on Sunday.

While I was walking her to d main roads to take a bike, her mood was not friendly. In fact she refused walking side by side with me.

She didn't even wave good bye after jumping on d bike. Then I noticed it. Oh Yes! I was very intentional about it.

I didn't give give her any Money! And uptill now, she has not called as usual. She has not chatted me as usual...

Now am thinking of just blocking her. But I don't know if its d right thing to do now cos I hate the fact that she's been visiting me for d money...


Pls ur advise is needed... Should I ghost her

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Tohsynetita1:
which one?

Any one you can put me thru I go appreciate am

Tohsynetita1:
There's something people failed to understand. The world is going to a time that only those learn, unlearn an relearn will be really living good life. Yes, let me tell you, 2011, I was still in searching for admission but now am making 100 of thousands by God's grace. I know really do any job per say. But what I do is, I teach foreigners and whenever they pay, it's huge money, the Teaching is just an hour per day, so you can see how easy it's. Am planning on expanding and getting more students, if I have like 5 students, that's 500k in a month. Looking at me, those that sees me will think I dey do Yahoo. People suffers because they focused on what they've learnt or know in the past, they don't relearn new things and that's why they are unemployed.
As internet is, it has connect people together till the extent that you can even have a farm in USA and be monitoring right from there. You better go and upgrade yourself. A lot are making legit money from affiliate marketing, freelancing, crypto currency, Amazon KDP, drop shipping, skits, pranks, and people who are delusional will say they are Yahoo guys. No be everyone dey do Yahoo o, I have a friend that teach affiliate marketing that earns 50k daily. Yes, fifty thousand daily, the guy is still in 300l. in fact, I met him on Nairaland. And he make such money. People are making money in different things like farming, export, import, transportation business. You better up your game or else, you might remain here. See internet has connected the world and made it easy to an extent that if you don't use internet to make money. Na your problem o.

Boss plz put me thru

Tohsynetita1:
There's something people failed to understand. The world is going to a time that only those learn, unlearn an relearn will be really living good life. Yes, let me tell you, 2011, I was still in searching for admission but now am making 100 of thousands by God's grace. I know really do any job per say. But what I do is, I teach foreigners and whenever they pay, it's huge money, the Teaching is just an hour per day, so you can see how easy it's. Am planning on expanding and getting more students, if I have like 5 students, that's 500k in a month. Looking at me, those that sees me will think I dey do Yahoo. People suffers because they focused on what they've learnt or know in the past, they don't relearn new things and that's why they are unemployed.
As internet is, it has connect people together till the extent that you can even have a farm in USA and be monitoring right from there. You better go and upgrade yourself. A lot are making legit money from affiliate marketing, freelancing, crypto currency, Amazon KDP, drop shipping, skits, pranks, and people who are delusional will say they are Yahoo guys. No be everyone dey do Yahoo o, I have a friend that teach affiliate marketing that earns 50k daily. Yes, fifty thousand daily, the guy is still in 300l. in fact, I met him on Nairaland. And he make such money. People are making money in different things like farming, export, import, transportation business. You better up your game or else, you might remain here. See internet has connected the world and made it easy to an extent that if you don't use internet to make money. Na your problem o.

Boss plz can you put me thru

FunnyDude:
I do tell people that your destiny is in your hand and brain. Internet has made the world a global village.

Though destiny ain't the same I know, but we need to still try.
With current exchange rate and level of inflation in Nigeria, I don't think anyone should settle for less anymore. I mean you earn $1000 and that equals 750,000 Naira in our local currency.

Bro...

Wake up, don't sleep...you can use your phone and internet use to watch TikTok to learn freelancing and make such income every month.

I'm a testimony. In 2018, I went to search Lagos for job and attended interviews till fustration became my other name.

Today, Internet saved me from lack and poverty.

Not my certificate.

Please learn a skill with that your internet. You will smile.

No one is coming to save YOU

PIC 1: some proof of earnings from Upwork

PIC 2: some earning from foreign client on LinkedIn.

Wake up please
Cc: Karikapapaya

Wow boss plz can you put my thru

OGwales:


People wey wise pass you talk the same too but where them dey now? Kirikiri.

Well that’s not wisdom cos if them wise no efcc go cash them beside they can bride there wah out

Please where in Lagos can I get quality cloth I am tired of this fake cloth everywhere

truthCoder:


Ok. So where and when?

Choose location.

Unfortunately, i wont be present to witness your recants but i would follow up avidly.

Be a man and choose a location. My friends would like to explain phone theft laws to you.

NB: Dont forget you are traceable via your footprints but for this context, we want you to come in voluntarily.

O fe te abi you won die Abi

truthCoder:


From you?

LOL.

You want to buy job?

Are you ready to put your actions where your mouth is?

Set up a meet in any public place in Lagos, come with the phone. Make sure it is charged and shows current lock screen. Inform the person who gave you the phone prior because when he is invited, he should be ready to honor the invitation.

NB: You might sleep in a cell that night so wear good boxers.

Ode ni bobo yi sha

Insultme:
Now I don't feel like having sex with her.

I always think about how someone can leave his husband and go to a man's house cause of 3 bags.

Some are saying it is too early to divorce her.

Some are saying I should forgive and let her swear that she won't do such thing again.

Some are saying I should think of how much have spent in total and not allow the devil to push me to take irrational decision.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

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Failure2019:



I'm 21 and have worked there for 2 years now

What kind of job and your position then name of company but you should have saved alot of money for that 2years don’t worry you still young you will see job there are so many job in the country

Failure2019:
I just got fired from my job yesterday and I have no idea why, just out of the blue. Any advice to help with this. I cried on my drive home because I really enjoyed working there and the pay was good. I guess that's what I get for trying to ever make something of myself.
I try to make an honest living as a young man trying to enter the workforce and this is what happens. Is it time to become an unemployed once again? I feel bleeped. Life is bleeped. I just wanted a nice house, a wife and a little savings I'm the bank. Guess that's not happening

How old you and what do you do and how long have you worked there