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Jokes Etc / [funny]girls And Their Character [read And Comment] by GreatFocusMedia: 10:55am On Dec 30, 2016
Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!!! ♥



Though You Find Dem Difficult Enough



because....



If You Kiss Her.. You Are not a Gentleman..!! :/

& If You Don't.. You Are Not A Man :/



If You Praise Her.. She Thinks You Are Lying..!!

& If You Don't.. You Are Good For Nothing



If You Agree To All Her Likes..You Are A Wimp !! :|

& If You Don't.. You Are Not Understanding



If You Visit Her Often... She Thinks You Are Boring !!

& If You Don't.. She Accuses You Of Double-Crossing



If You Are Well Dressed... She Says You Are A Playboy !! :<

& If You Don't... You Are A Dull Boy



If You Are Jealous... She Says Itz Bad..!! :
& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Luv Her



If You Attempt Doing Romance.. She Says You Didn't Respect Her :l

& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Like Her



If You Are A Minute Late... She Complains It's Hard To Wait !! :I

& If She Is Late... She Says that's A Girl's Way



If You Visit Another Man.. You're Not Putting In "Quality time" !! :^

& If She Is Visited By Another Woman... "Oh It's Natural, We are Girls"



If You Kiss Her Once In a While... She Professes You Are Cold :/

& If You Kiss Her often... She Yells that You Are Taking Advantage



If You Fail To Help Her In Crossing the Street... You Lack Ethics

& If You Do... She Thinks It's Just One Of Men Tactics For Seduction



If You Stare At Another Woman... She Accuses You Of Flirting :|

& If She Is Stared By Other Men.. She Says that they Are Just Admiring :/



If You Talk... She Wants You To Listen

& If You Listen... She Wants You To Talk



--> In Short:

So Simple... Yet So Complex !!!

So Weak... Yet So Powerful !!!

So Confusing... Yet So Desirable !!

So Damning.. Yet So Wonderful

What can one do to satisfy them.. .

Please leave your comment.. ....


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