₦airaland Forum

dominique:
We ban them on a daily basis but they keep returning with new handles. We can only hope members will make proper findings about the person they are about to transact with while we rid the forum of scammers.

I commend you guys for the effort you've put so far in eradicating and flushing out those Never do well. I wil also contribute in my own little way to sanitize the forum from those dirty thieves.

mira4u:
oh na boy sef. The thing vex me, I had to skip the story.

You were thinking something differently. Bahd girl.

mira4u:
Ewwww with his dirty mouth. Must have infected the poor girl.

Mira, why nah?

dominique:
20Gb for 90 days? And you believed him? Honestly it baffles me that people are falling for this petty and ridiculous scam. Goes to show that some Nigerians are quite gullible.

We have them roaming freely on nairaland, would appreciate if they're banned for life.

JOOHEL:
yh

It shld b 3 years ago. I wanted to buy phone @ computer village & I have 13k with me. As I was checking from one phone seller to another I hear one bro for my back saying "bros yeh, u wan buy phone?Come buy this express music phone na, very cheap & affordable with perfect functionality" Na so I carry my leg go meet d guy o.
I checked through d phone & it was working fine, I dialed some numbers & spoke with two to three people & it was awesome. I stylishly asked d guy what d fault of d phone is & he said no issues at all & that he needs money to buy another phone.
I priced d phone & he said 8k, I was like sho but as I sharp guy( I think I was ) I told him I can only pay 6.5k & at last he agreed. I remembered I have been scammed one time like that at oshodi where I bought a phone for 3.5k only for d guy to hand over a scrap to me & also called some guys to give me sweet slap to say d least so remembering that scenerio, I acted smartly this time(I think say I wise). I told d guy that I will hand over d cash to him after he hands over d phone to me on d bike & d bike will take off to avoid a recurrence of what I experienced at oshodi. He agreed & we called a random bike man.I climbed d bike, he gave me the phone & I gave him d money & zoom I instructed d bike man. After some distance, I looked back & I saw d guy smiling so I smiled back & also waved him with my 32 teeths widely opened.Immediately I got to d bus stop at Ikeja under bridge, I entered sango bus direct & I was happy I now have a gd phone for just 6.5k. All this while I did not check d phone I was holding not until I got to iyana ipaja where I feel it is safe to check d phone.
I press d end call button but no light showed up so I was thinking it must have been switched off by d guy. So as I pressed switched on button, I noticed one white object popping out & I was like what is this? I smelled it cos it stained my hand & I found out that it is fufu. I opened d phone & saw how fufu was packaged as phone for me. The man for my side just dey look me dey laugh. I no fit talk self, I just jejely put am for my pocket dey go house. Na so them take sell fufu for me for 6.5k

I smell copy and paste.

Man of the Year.






Some tribes will not welcome this news.

herzern:
"8. Pls be beauty with Brains, i take God beg you, because beauty fades, but an intelligent wife is forever."


So.....who will marry the dullards??

Lol, are you in anyway referring to a president?

BeeBeeOoh:
hehehehehe! Anambra state coordinator on the microphone..

I must commend you for the gud job you're doing in your state.

Swissheart:
When you go through that road when those churches are having programs....... Regret would be the new anthem.To worsen it.....you will never see the beginning of the traffic

Lol, dis girl, u wan use laff kill me for here.

BeeBeeOoh:
so you are a SAN??





Suckers Association Of Nairaland

Yeah bro, am the newly elected Delta State Chairman of SAN.

Berlyn:
i hope u well so??

Yes, and i guess you've not donated your sense of humour out? Pls mind ur business.

BeeBeeOoh:
lols...at d mention of breast, Greatness20+2 must be present..

Before nkor! No man, i repeat, No man dey use breast play, not even a reverend father.

This boy will be a great leader in the future. Mark my words.

Make i buy another plot again.

Plateau and crisis be like Tripple H and Shawn Micheal.

I came here for pinshure of the breast, bra and kansa.

Make i carry chair sidan for here.
*opens a bottle of goldspot to flush the agege bread*

Lol, see their date of birth.

God, dis ebube na fine girl oh! Anyway, i will add her to my crush list;
Diezani madueke,Serena williams,Chimamanda adichie,Nkoyo Ibori, Chacha eke, Asisat oshoala, Nse ikpe-etim, Yvonne nelson and the new signing, Ebube nwagbo.