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Rukkydelta:
How I wish it was me and greatness22

wish no more baby, am cumin to ughelli 2moro. Tell all ur family and ur friends to get prepared.

Nah their girls i like pass. Very "sweet" girls.
I repeat, Very "sweet" girls.


Also like their harvest/thanksgiving period. (dem fit kill u with food)

How i wish it was me and Rukkydelta

tunmidob:
pls do you have vip

That one goes for N6k

tunmidob:
I see this is going on smoothly. I Better grab a seat

Madam, seat nah N500 for front row. Back row nah N250

dissyblings, Shiela25 and ellypicos, stop peeping through the window nah.

Omotayor123:

Lol, Tayor, good evening dear.

NemzySeries:
cuntless times....cant even remember all

Abeg, remember only one nah

youngberry001:
Am coming mah boss is summon me

Okay sir.

Of what relevance is AY in the testimonial match?






Maximum respect to Jay Jay and Papilo

Holywizard:
sorry kid.

Thanks old goat.

Holywizard:
are u sure dat u re not chatting from Ibadan?

Yeah, ibadan is a province in Poland.






BTW, the next person to post here is a fool/mallam wife.

Proud to be a Deltan.




Repping warri till i kick bucket.





God bless Delta state.

waxxydude:
No be say e finish, d thing nor dey before.

Lol....... You be winch.

waxxydude:

Guy, i sit down reason the matter how she go take breastfeed the pikin, I nor know when i burst laff when my brain tell me say her breast don finish.

Tobiee:
[email] Why are you switching between tenses? Makes the write-up _stupid. [/email]

Bro, it will be nice if you criticise, but don't do it with insult.

No one is perfect.

SAINTSAMURAII:
WE TALKING MONEY AND YOU TALKING NONSENCE.

Then what are you doing in this thread if you're talking money.

KashyBaby:
is he?

He's following me...

Oh, really? Royalblak007 is it true?

KashyBaby:
hahahhahahahahaha!!!! This is funny..

I saw your boyfriend RoyalBlack007 peeping through the window.

waxxydude:
My guy na her husbby go breastfeed the pikin. I nor sure say di'ja get brezz milk

Guy, you wicked like winch.

The evil spirit called "konji" have embarrassed on different occasions, but let me share this one ,
i was having a crush on my mum's friend daughter, very sexy beautiful girl. Having a perfect body structure that can make the devil shout "Jesus"
On this fateful day, (18th of July 2003) i invited her to my friends birthday party, she came to the party with what i will describe as a "dangerous looking skirt"
The useless bastard called konji was already whipping me seriously. Meanwhile, the igwe i have in between my legs is already nodding his large head like a red-neck lizard. As a sharp Delta boy, i quickly tell my friend to give me their visitors room key. I collected the key and take her into the room. This time, I couldn't bear the torture i was passing through in the hands of that beast called konji, .
Na so i begin kiss, but she was just looking at me. Hmmmm, to cut the long story short, As i was about to release igwe from the cage, her junior brother just burst in and said " rukevwe, mummy dey call you" she quickly shoking her breast inside her bra and fled with her brother immediately.
You need to see the look on my face. Like that of a politician who Lost election four times in a role.. I have to self service to cool off.



Share your experiences.

Holywizard:
I don't think dey sell akara there

[right][/right] What?




I just bought fried yam and akara for shoprite in Poland this morning

Kolababe:
Thirsty hyena

Is that why you rush to be first to comment?

Holywizard:
pls where can I buy akara here in poland

check dat shoprite store.

Mehn, i play rubbish play that time sha.

Cutehector:
time will make me understand

I smell something here boss.

It should be called "Dickk castle United."

Some zombies will not be happy with this.


dem be like;

Dem nor dey hide pregnancy for my side sha.










**on a lighter note** how will she breastfeed the baby since her boobs are like Coca Cola crown cork.







Just joking.

Mine will be in Dublin, Ireland.

Dmarketter:
oh wat a pic. You sir are a devil

Ogbeni, shey you're okay? What other punishment will you give to the bastard since you're not the devil

kaziblake:
check your email

Just replied you my lady.