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collinsdera:
He's from Udi,Enugu state.My uncle

Ovoko. "Imagine the Concobility"

Mtchewwww, see d way i take rush open dis thread



Op, u be real big Ekpa.

Op, correct me if am wrong, i think chiwetalu agu is from ebonyi state.



***opens a bottle of vitamilk with 4 bags of popcorn**

Dear Op, haven't u heard that "water_world" pusssies are the sweetest?

Dear Op, are you happy to be broke and good looking?



Just go hustle, and you will see them following u like "goodness and mercy"

Hmmm, juliet, make i just advise u now; "who dey sell pepper nor dey carry hand scratch blokus".

A word for the wise is enough.

nairamaniac:
sorry. my baaad. That's not good for a celebrity. a comedian that's meant to make people laff for that matter.

you're correct.

nairamaniac:
what's silliy about the question? are u too big to chop slap?
anyway I asked cause u sounded like you had been a victim of his temperament.

Not me but my friend at an event.

Nice one Osita, and some tall nairaland guys (pervets) will be campaigning for does girls.

nairamaniac:
he don slap you before?

What a silly question.

How much be cotton wool for una area?

Jim iyke and Uti have good dress sense.



Unlike one limpopo master

Evakinqz:
Hahahahahahahahaha mhen dis so fucking hilarious..... lwkm

I dey suspect say nah ur prayer point be dat.

DangotePikin:
from Glory to Glory...

That is where we are going bro.

Guys a friend just sent me an ice-
craker texts below. F**king hilarious
but not cool ...taking about another
person's dad like that. Anyhow just
read:


"Dear God, You Took away my favorite Singer
(Michael Jackson)...
Also took away my favorite Rapper
(Dagrin)...
You took away my favorite Actor (Sam
Loko)... Took away My favorite Comedian
(Dede One Day)...
Dear God, Am writing this to let you
know that President Buhari is my
Favorite President...
Hope To Hear From You Soon...

Ellyogun:
I see misinformation everywhere on this post by the op. Christ Embassy didn't start in uniben, it started at ambrose Ali university, ekpoma

Nor mind d Op, e brain fall for hot water

APC and lies just like psquare.

And some zombies will term it "a welcum development"

The useless bastard son of a thousand fathers is even 45yrs old.






Idiot.

Seyi law is a good comedian but his bad attitude and hot temper makes me dislike him.

Thank God my church is on the list. (winners)

What about Church of God Mission and Assemblies Of God church?

Lol, dat number 13 and 24 tho.


One saturday like dat, na so my papa go buy drinks put for dat our "rusted" fridge wen dey take 4days b4 any liquid substace cold (3 Krest, 1 Goldspot, 3 Parley Soda, 2 Limca and dat 50cl coke). I nor knw say my old man dey expect visitors.Na so i open dat 50cl coke for night, turn am inside my small broda feeding bottle, i begin drink am.
To cut d long story short, when my popsy find out say na me obtain d coke, d beating wen e give me dat day, i almost die.

The lady above me is something else

We deltans rock.
Proud to be a deltan.

Op, is dat a snake or an earth worm?



Make i relax for here first. Who nose were dis thread is heading to?

Op, u forgot to add your name as well...

annnikky:
OK I tin sey u don comot without my permission.

Lol, do you mind sharing a bottle of vitamilk with me?

Lol, my father like flexing dat time. With him vasper and akpola shoe.
And my mum will make matters worse by saying "your dad was hot back in the days"

pinkyliceous:
Thank you

You're welcum.

pinkyliceous:
Hehehehehe.

Noted sir.

good.

BTW, you're beautiful.

pinkyliceous:
It is a PDP post but one thousand APC members have rushed to comment already.

Now tell me who is the boss?


PDP! Power To The People!!

Please don't address dem as "APC members" use words like "Zombies,Ode, Akpa" next time.

That numba 4 annoys me the most.

*Most* girls are fond of dat bullshit. Instead of "Miss Omolola" u get something like dis "Mhzz Hormholola"