₦airaland Forum

naughtynaughty:
Awww..septemba baby lyk me. My pa and ma rilli enjoyd demslvs on christmas day niyen o abi nah january 1st gbenshin?

Lolzzz, naughty girl.. let me report u to daddy

cruzita:
weytin una dey yarn here self?

Cruzzybaby, na prophecy we dey yarn oh. Am a practising prophet nw.

Rukkydelta:
Nice idea and it also helps to prevent heartbreak. Constant eating of crayfish won't allow any girl to hurt you

Lolzz, dis one nah native doctor prescription oh.

Rukkydelta:
Hmmmn, Crayfish is good for your heart

This my Delta queen sef.... Lolzz, so, of all part of d body, nah only d heart crayfish fit help? Anyway tanks 4 d info, i'll start purchasing bags of crayfish to amend the brokenheart my ex left me with.

Rukkydelta:
Same to you dear. How was the xmas grove ?

It was okay not until when i was about to kill the chicken but d stupid animal escaped. I ate dat big red cray fish sha.

Rukkydelta:
Babies always come into the world....Normal Life

Abeg oh, allow me prophecy oh..... Lolzzz. Happy new year beautiful Rukky.

4larrah:
So Prophets are everywhere now??

Yes nah, Prophets full everywhere like "Made In China" product.

Apostle Johnson Suleman, Pastor E.A Adeboye, Prophet T.B Joshua have all giving their prophecies for this year..... Now this is my prophecy;








In September 2016, so many babies
will come into this world, thanks to
ikwokirikwos that happened last night. Don't blame me pals, 2016 is a "PROPHETIC" year.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]If a woman cannot also imagine a man as the father of her children then she should lock up!

It takes two to tango [/color]

Lolz, Naijaboiy, i nor undastand d lock up wen u talk oh!

BerryScott:
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Happy birthday berry.

With the whole Baby mama drama
wahala all this Nigerian Celebrities seem
to be getting themselves in........I hope it
teaches some of our men a small lesson. If you can't imagine a lady as the mother
of your kids then please zip up!.
Do not sleep with her even with Condom
cause I even heard now that even when
you use condom they stylishly remove it
from your "kini" and then look for a syringe or so and insert into them and
sure enough......It works.
So to avoid stories that will make
pregnant women go into unprepared
labour.......Zip up!.
We no go hear " She seduced me o" or " Its the devil" or " I was drunk when she
took advantage of me" or " She told me
she is on her safe periods"...... all that one
na story ooooo and you must collect
insult from me and my squad for that kind
of mumu excuse. So, give yourself sense!. Happy new year pals.

Her husband mistakenly added weed into the christmas rice. She's just obeying what the weed orders her to do.

Welcome back my busty queen... You don't have to tell your friend. Just ignore the He-Goat.

HateU2:
oh! Stressful day with lag traffic but I thank God

I love that gratitude spirit. Despite the traffic, u still thank God. Blessed are u among women.

HateU2:
I'm doing pretty good. How was your day?

It was awesome. and urs?

HateU2:
Oh, here you are. What's up?

Am blessed, how about you? How do you do?

HateU2:
No blame him nah, after d stressful day with d kids. He gats 2 calm his nerves down. The guy must be from

U look more beautiful wen u smile. Would love to knw u more.... **winks**

MXrep:
It is not true

nice response.

MXrep:
It is not true

nice response.

EasternPride:
https://www.naij.com/681989-biafra-punch-report-kanus-apology-buhari-blatant-lie-kanus-brother.html

Now crawl back to where you came from.

Bro, its just few hours to the end of the year, so please grab some sense.

If its true that Nnamdi Kanu apologized to nigerian government, then its a slap on the face of all the biafran agitators. Y'all should cover your faces in shame. ******* ******* That awkward moment you carry your friend's fight for head, help the friend keep malice, at the end of day, this friend goes behind your back to make peace with her enemy, making you look like an asshole. ******** I can relate to this incident. I can totally relate. Chaiiiiii

azeeza:
Who is featuring who?

I thought u read my comment b4 quoting me.

aleege:
Tnxx 4 d info

U welcome

drss:
make i kuku dust my snikers. OcupyNigeria 2 loading.

Bros wait make we go 2geda. I kukumah like dis kind waka.

doyinisaac:
Because of petrol??as in funeral??on top wetin??

I see you lack good sense of humour.

Lolzz, after they will blame it on the govt for not providing them jobs.

Lolzz, make she dey prepare for her funeral.

CUM4WHAT:
yur vsnl.net isnt goin so d email is fake

How quick are you to judge! I gave it a try, and it worked perfectly. Maybe u are encountering some difficulties with the network.

CUM4WHAT:
its a common code since fone began.... . .. D snding of details is a scam.... . Beware..... They wud use yur imei fr data benefits

Bro, You always see things in a negative way.

captain247:
Wao! It's true o.. I just dial that code and my phone IMEI pops up. Thanks Op
Nice one.

You welcome ma! Do have a lovely day ahead.

Dear Pals try go tru this......................If u lose your mobile you can trace it back. Most of us always fear that our Mobile may be stolen at any time. Each mobile carries a unique IMEI no. i.e. International Mobile Equipment Identity No which can be used to track your mobile anywhere in the world. This is how it works!! 1. Dial *#06# from your mobile. 2. Your mobile shows a unique 15 digit. 3. Note down this number at a secure place except in your mobile phone itself as this is the Number which will help trace your mobile in Case of a theft. 4. Once stolen you just have to E-mail this 15 digit IMEI No. to cop@vsnl.net with details as below. Your name:____________________ Address:______________________ Phone model:_________________ Make:_________________________ Last used No.:_________________ E-mail for communication:_____ Missed date:___________________ IMEI No :_______________________ 5. No need to go to the police. 6. Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hrs via a complex system of GPRS and internet, You will find where your hand set is being operated even if the SIM card has been changed.

I was scared by that no.6 tho... Vagina featuring Shark. What a collabo. Lolz