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GideonG:
Washere omo'ba

thanks..u don hear yoruba oo..olenupa

lotusflower:
Dnt worry,d admission z sure. wah course?

biz admin

Sveen:
Lmao.

I guess the message will go like this:

You've secretly been offered admission into Unilorin to study Bio-chemistry. Please do not tell anybody about the admission as we are sending the alerts to candidates secretly. Thank you!

Bearers of false info, please y'all should disregard such information, it's highly untrue.

lolestical lolest of highest order

Sveen:
Secret alert? Who are the bearers of the false news that's bent on rising our pulse.

Unilorin should just release this list now, it's getting really annoying.

seriously annoying..they should just do the needful now

lotusflower:
Amen o. 10x boo

dear remember we are both DEites....our own alert is on it way....no rushing.....na God get power pass

Sveen:
Well..... Who missed me.

Lhorla bae, lhorla sugar, lhorla honey, lhorla cutie pie, lhorla zobo, how you doing?

And erm, the list hasn't surfaced right?

not yet but what's trending now is secret alert#

haywhy911:
Interviewer: what do you think about Unilorin?




*in Patrick Obahiagbon's voice* Let me say,prestisimo, as quickly as possible, the political “crinkum crankum”, if you like, the political “higi haga” that has enveloped the politics of giving aspirants admission into Unilorin for a period of time now has all the trappings of an odoriferous saga cum ‘’gagantuagaga.’’ And I am bewildered that this situation is of no serious concern to the commander- in-chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria,President Muhammadu Buhari…”



Interviewer: So,are you saying the much awaited 2nd list is out?



Re: Oh,it is
very crystal clear
like the biblical
‘teke teke
menoyafasin.’ It is
audible to the deaf
and visible to the
blind that Unilorin has started alerting aspirants secretly.

Haywhy's gone Haywire

Kaybeeeee:
Exactly,they dnt make official announcement in d first so y will they nw,let's say 2nd list is out BT have nt get to us,and it will get to us by God grace

amen

Akingbade11:
Well i can see all your behaviour in this group, u can call me a observa i will accept it. I can see that is as if Unilorin want to kill some people without pointing gun at dem. Well i pick Unilorin as first choice as well and Tasued as second choice as a D.E candidate. The reality is i just pick Tasued for picking sake, to cut d long story short am happily in Tasued and we will starting our first semester exams in December instead of me still waiting for one secret alert, Funny. Well am not trying to mocked anyone here, just make use of ur valuable time because some times mysteries happens in which u will have no clue of explanation. And for Unilorin, u will hear dis, u wil hear dat, now was trending is SECRET ALERT. Well all d best for everyone.

well spoken,only God knows what the heck is going wrong..Goddey I know we will all get there

MzLarem:
Now u're typing..lolz.
UIL didn't make any announcement d 1st tym,don't expect any now..Let's believe d list is out nd it'll get 2 us in due time..
Won ma pe wa,ko ti kan wa.

if u say so,u mean secret alert,ok we dey oberve d turnout of event

GideonG:
Only God knows the people viewing as guests, Baba Buhari fit dey dia, Ambali fit dey dia. Unilorin is too casted for my liking, secret alert still trending, we're still waiting to see what will become of the whole stuff. My admission is almost certain! NA GOD GET POWER PASS

ur post is just funny,amen to ur prayers..we shall get there.

dynamo007:
guy hw did u knw n any source?

read the earlier posts nd u can as well go to unilorin section on myschool for more confirmation

MzLarem:
I meant did UIL make any announcement nt those blogs nd social medium nd if u google 'Uniloin 2015/2016 2nd admission list',Most site will tell u its out already..

no jare.see interrogation,u will be sent alert nd message in ur email box.so u mean 2nd list is out nd dey av bin sending it secretly since to peeps

MzLarem:
When d 1st list was released,Did they make any official announcement?

of course...it went viral on d internet....all social medium,websites,blog nd co.....there is no signal anything had showed so definitely they are secretly sending alert now even today..they have started it since buh its becoming real now

Kaybeeeee:
Nah,its not mine,and d person did not give permission to do dat,u have to believe,Dats Nigeria for u,even if u know person and they help u will reject it,so its everywhere

u don't seem to understand my point here...I will accept it of course.....wat am trying to say is they should @ least be transparent rather sending secret alert to sum pple....dis is injustice nd partiality.....dere is God ooo

NOBODYY:
Bro...with that girls score that went viral(the one with 198 &42) do u still think anyone will ever want to snap a screenshot & send?
Iff i get my alert today..i wont show any screenshot.. i'd just say it..its left for ppl to believe

but i assure that the secret alert shít is real...

ok I hear u.....let sit down nd observe

NOBODYY:
Loll..
dont worry.. just breath
It is well...
This is not the first time hes telling me today or tommorow
On saturday he still told me i'll get the msg b4 the end of day & nothing happened..
So i'm just goan observe & see what this week has to offer..
I gave ilovetofucck his contact too..he collected 80k from him..
i was even lucky i went earlier..i paid 70

hmmm...laughing in swahili

Kaybeeeee:
Yes,its real,I don't believe b4 Bt wen I see it I was suprised

bruv....show us the screenshot for confirmation$$$$if dis is true.....seriously its injustice......we all did same postutme,now alerting sum pple secretly for.....everything has spoilt in nigeria educational sector

lotusflower:
My dear,pls b calm,huh? Wat is urs cn & will neva pass u by. Remain blessed

hmmm......dats it.....u said it all my bae....we shall get dere....secret alert or not......as far as God's still on throne...our admission will come out wit ease

lotusflower:
My dear,pls b calm,huh? Wat is urs cn & will neva pass u by. Remain blessed

hmmm......dats it.....u said my bae....we shall get dere....secret alert or not......as far as God's still on throne...our admission will come out wit ease

lotusflower:
Yesso.... I've finally found u

don't worry wen u get admitted I dash my range rover sport 2016 model to cruise all dose UITH,oke oyi....so dat can feel d presence of a charming queen of a multi-billionaire.....I shall rent u 3 bedroom flat wit full AC nd housemaid for ur accommodations

haywhy911:
it's sad my first love is gone but it's for the best. Good riddance! I just hope u find joy in that gateman

d thunder dart will strike u is still receiving lectures from audu abubakar.....old thief,old man with old problems........don't ever call ur former employer nd remember u are living on my family's wealth....if u don't take ur tym.....I will sue u to the court of law

lotusflower:
I return d hugs nd kisses.









See as haywhy911 dey vibr8,he's so jealous of my newly found love

don't mind his ignorance nd old age mentality.....cheers to our new everlasting love......finally u found ur true love

lotusflower:
Dnt b disturbed by dat old man,my dear

thanks a million dear....honey

lotusflower:
Sure! Oju kan lada mi ni. Now,its u nd u alone

I loff u to d heaven nd earth

fateemah06:
see them online stochone( m ), psychologist( m ),
abayskia ( m ), benjijosh ( m ), shankies215 ( f),
greatscholar ( m ), killercute16( m ), muizbabatunde
( m ), mzbunny( f ), hardeymorlar( m ), fateemah06 ,
haywhy911 ( m ), NOBODYY , Asagna1 and 1 guest
(s)...you think the list is coming out today....SMH for you

see u......do u think am one of those peeps dat comes here just because of d anticipation of d list...never,I hav had break from such thoughts.....d list will be out wen it is set to be out....remember patience is the virtue......I pray my name nd all nairalanders on dis thread makes d 2nd list wit desired course.....don't be surprised they decided to release it in december...av gat to be persevere......God bless#

mzbunny:
oh...u mean mzlarem? ? I think I knw her well enof.....she's awesome n amazing....

d earlier the better,u had better reconciled with ur true love dharmyyinks b4 its too late...well tym will tell......u will soon know her true colour

haywhy911:
for ur mind.... I hope u dnt think lotus will stick with u.

Bleep u old man....do u think she would withstood ur promiscuity from a 74 year old cocoa farmer.......she will stick forever because am not a womaniser lyk u are.....am not into multi-dating nd fornication u thrives in.....proudly a. Faithful lover#kisses nd hugs to my lotusflower#

mzbunny:
side chick? Haywhy911 coman tell him ooo, tell him aw much u loff me......shebi u av succeeded in snatching lotusflower. ..that reduces d no

I just pity u oooo,by the senoir wives threaten ur life...most especially dat his notorious daughter.lyf will be a whole of hell 4 u dan to. Go back to ur true luv dharmyyinks.u can't even withstand his poverty nd wretchedness..

haywhy911:
Its OFFICIAL! Lotusflower has left the Haywhy Cocoa Empire to join the greatscholar gateman ventures. This now makes nicky058 number 1 in the marriage sequence and automatically places mzlarem as the sole heiress to the Cocoa empire. Itsmero is second and mzbunny love is 3rd but 1st in the love sequence.. XOXO to mzbunny

wonder shall never end..stop living a fake lyf..u were my uncle's driver 25 years ago wen u stole his 5 million naira to build ur face me nd slap u nd ur small (half a plot)cocoa farm..my worth is much valuable dan ur so-called extended family..old thief.my love is finally here,out of ur proverty stricken lyf

mzbunny:
and who are u referring to?

who's dis side chick of haywhy after so much wives nd concubine...I pity u ooo...na gbege u dey ooo

lotusflower:
I'm js realising. I loff u jae

Wen too many pple r sharing one small fish,nah die o



U see ur lyf? Liar liar. Me,I av sha found a very gud man who is loyal 2 d core. Ntoooooor

sweetie promise me u won't relate wit dat womaniser nd promiscuous man anymore