₦airaland Forum

iamtardey:
Shey na why dem go dey ask so what are we now … just right after the first sex??! Because me I don’t know what we are o

you too funny

It's either she is possessed, mentally unstable or does not even know the father of her children. Pscheew

JealousCobra:
😎




Primordial type of buses that are not up to 15 in numbers, buses that will soon find thier ways to the various mechanics workshops where they will spend most of their purpose or may be looted by Wike adminstration.


You won't believe that trillions has already gone down on these craps.



Criminals in high places.

If government is not doing well, you complain. When start doing well, you still complain. It's obvious most of your types are obviously daft & to be ignored henceforth. I advise all right thinking people on nairaland to ignore dis kind of pple. They will naturally keep shut if no one answers their stupidity. As for me, I have chosen to just look at them henceforth when they rant. It's very obvious they are below normal IQ level.

idealogical:
So, picture if a common ticket is now people being forced to pay for prayer. ?


Looks more like a parking ticket for Friday prayer.

I also think it's a parking ticket for Friday, cos most Muslims refer to Friday as prayer day. But a lot of pple are too confused.

officialwdhtv:
Can you translate this photo into words?

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][b][/b] Can you be on your mark at 5 o clock

nnachukz:
Someone that is just ransacking the archive to see anything he can just hurry up and sign even without understanding anything there. Once he is told it will not affect him and his boys directly, fiam, he signs.

You are dull sha!

fitinwell:
Highly Commendable, but this are side distractions..

because Nigeria Police doesn't Give Free things..

If you want to argue .. visit the nearest police station go and make a report.

AnonPoet:
Victor Osimhen wins the 2023 AIC Serie A Footballer of the Year award

Congrats to him, but since the coach Spalletti who knows how to push to score & do well left the club after the scudetto win. Napoli are now shadows of their selves. Changed coach twice already. He should leave asap for his glory to keep shining

JASONjnr:
This was really touching when I saw the video on YouTube.


This was real love.


The kids didn't see colors. They saw love and they embraced it.


The nanny will make a good wife.

To a good man

Rikze:
I saw this on a street. Killed those in the neighborhood. Looks like a baby python. What do you think?

It's a cobra

Botragelad:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/10/19/israel-palestine-latest-news-updates-hamas-gaza-day-13-live/

Wait o make I ask this question Can any African leader visit confidently ?

Kuginzi:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2023/10/stop-wishing-nigeria-fail-because-your-candidate-is-not-president-laycon/amp/

Laycon you have common sense & you are reasonable. But always note that you co-habitating with millions without common sense and they don't reason well. Just do your best amongst the dafts & leave the rest. Before they realize that they are senseless. It would have been too late. I pray it's not in their grave sha.

PaulNwosu:
Your brain fit dey use solar. E dey normal to dey malfunction when sun no dey.

This gentleman Mr Paul Nwosu just dey give everybody wey misyan him size wotowoto. I respect your thinking & attitude to life. As for me, I am also not tribalistic like many deluded people in our society. May God bless us more with people of wisdom like you & seperate the negative & slowpokes to abode in the wild animal forest to habitat till the king of the jungle teach dem' common sense that is if they even survive few mins.

Once again I feel you sir

This guy will feel like he he jst bagged a PhD in fishing

DevilishMan:
Bunch of talentless illiterates made popular by their fellow illiterates otherwise tell me how these touts ended up making money from music.

So who are the touts promoting them too! Cos I never listen to their songs, only Mohbad's songs make sense to me cos of his lyrics & inspiration. There was one day I played that song "On God" in my vehicle repeatedly for over 4hrs, till I parked at home. As in Omo. If they killed him, they cant go scot free. #Justice4IMOLE(Light)

Ugaboy:
What is the best caption for this pic below

Me: Food is life, Happiness is free.

Renewed hope

taylor89:
When is Tinubu visiting Chicago

I wan check something

Bloody senile frog

Cocaine ambassador

Don't you feel like an insensitive idiot afterwards when you type most times. Cos only a slowpoke and it's likes types what you just typed. Your father can't even strive to be a common councilor and you dare open your stinking mouth to a president of Nigeria and ECOWAS chairman like an overgrown baby. You better wake up from your slumber before it's too late. Huhu

Godjone:
Agbado and mandate criminals pls stay off this thread. Na our thread don't pour smelly and dirty saliva here i beg you all. Good morning @ IAMV. I am following live from the north central Nigeria. God bless you for good job you are doing.

Make i find seat sit dan listen to proceedings. My fellow Obidients inakwana from north central Nigeria. Lets move......

Goat

[quote author=onthehill post=124198944]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV4o0DvEagg

How we were able to determine that Anambra student, Ejikeme Mmesoma, forged her JAMB result — JAMB’s spokesperson, Fabian Benjamin

VIDEO: How Mmesoma Ejikeme Joy Forged Her UTME Result, JAMB Exclusively Speaks To LEADERSHIP

* Says candidate's result withdrawn, risks 3-year ban from exam pic.twitter.com/3skCXc54zn

— LEADERSHIP NEWS (@LeadershipNGA) July 3, 2023

be this same jamb office snake swallow. Millions of naira ? May be the snake has also tampered with the results. Bloody kangaroos

Gaggii:
Please advice, if you have done penis enlargement before, or if you know anyone that has done it.

Is there any side effects?

My babe is complaining seriously about my penis size.

Am considering enlarging it, but I want to be sure of the side effects.

There some annoying sounds I here when having fun with her, she says is because my dick is small.

No this today & know peace! There is nothing like penis enlargement, it's all a sham! If u dnt believe, go & try it!

M4A1carbine:
So you have dumped Sanwolu and now you are preparing Seyi for LASG?..The audacity of you people is alarming. Is LAGOS your
private property?

With all the underdevelopment orchestrated by thiefnubuu and his goons, so you are now supporting and packaging the person that will continue, the flawed legacy of touts,kriminals,agberos??

For other people reading this..the machinery for SEYI thiefnubuu has STARTED. All zombies from OSUN...KOGI...OYO..KWARA, that have pledge their miserable and useless life, should be ready to serve again.

Una serve Papa..Una serve Mama..una must Serve Pikin!!!

Daft!

kk2027:
Obi actually won the election, lets be honest

He won SE and SS hands down, he won NC, he won Lagos with about 1million votes, he won Abuja, he won Plateau with about 1.8 million votes, he won in many areas of Bauchi and other northern states. Most of his northern votes were completely robbed.

If APC knew they have done so well, why didnt they allow a free and fair election so Nigerians can vote them

Remind me why the results were not transmitted electronically again

In the middle of bvas, we relapsed to the old way rigging

Tell emilokan to rule naija no be force

Tinubu that lost woefully in Osun or Lagos was miraculously winning in opponents strongholds, no be juju?

Pls always think before you type

AlexReports:
Election 2023: Centre Presents Six Bedroom Duplex Office In Abuja For Obi-Datti Presidential Campaign


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhg364HwW_Y

In promotion of the candidacy of the Labour Party presidential candidate, Peter Obi and his running mate, Sen. Yusuf Datti Baba-Ahmed, Global Centre for Leadership and Good Governance through the Peter Obi Resource Centre has presented a six bedroom duplex located in Gwarimpa area of Abuja to The Big-Tent for Peter Obi Campaign led by Professor Pat Utomi to serve as the party's presidential campaign office.

Presenting the structure recently on behalf of Global Centre for Leadership and Good Governance, Mr. Ogedengbe Ayodele said the centre believes that if elected as the country's president, Peter Obi will usher in era of prosperity and good governance for the country.

He said, "The 25th day of February 2023, is a date that history will be made in rescuing Nigeria by cleaning her up of corruption ineptitude, Insecurity, unemployment, policy summers Ault, nepotism, religious and regional political bitterness with our vote in favour of the candidacy of His Excellency Peter Obi and Distinguished Senator Yusuf Datti Baba Ahmed.

"They both have the capacity to take Nigeria from a consumption nation to a productive nation with their antecedent of competence, capacity and trust worthiness to present the new image of Nigeria's Leadership.

"The Obi-Datti Candidacy is divine, this is why the Followership is why the followership is Organic and gaining increasing acceptance across the length and breadth of Nigeria with Christians and Muslims coming together to give an overwhelming support to eliminate the campaign of hate."

He said the Obi-Datti Candidacy must be used to to teach evil politicians a bitter lesson of how not to reward failure in leadership and taking the citizens for granted.

Also speaking, a Labour Party chieftain and the Chairman of the The Big Tent Prof. Pat Utomi said the upcoming elections will be an extraordinary moment in the country's history, calling for synergy for nation's renewal.

According to Prof. Utomi, time has come for Nigeria to transit to progress by electing Peter Obi as the next president of the country, urging all Nigerians to support his candidacy.

The Big Tent coalition of political parties, social movements, civil society organizations and candidate support groups make up the Third Force for reclaiming Nigeria by electing Peter Obi and Yusuf Datti Baba-Ahmed as President and Vice President in the 2023 general elections.

The Big-Tent for Peter Obi Campaign led by Professor Pat Utomi was created to harness the Obidient Movement’s Support Groups, NCF/ Third Force coalitions, other political parties, individuals and Professionals in creating commitment and ownership of the Peter Obi project by those who don’t belong to Labour Party or any party; and harmonize, organize, support and coordinate Support Groups at the Polling Units, Wards and LGA levels (foisting an organic bottom-up body) to complement the Labour Party and Presidential Campaign Council efforts in canvassing, getting out the votes and protection/delivery of the votes whilst also supporting the Obi-Datti candidacy with key Professional Advisory in Policy Strategy Formulations for an effective issues based campaign.

https://www.abujapress.com/2023/02/election-2023-centre-presents-six.html

At what time ? When election is almost over! Smh

onthehill:
https://igberetvnews.com/1437944/landlord-puts-tenants-underwear-auction-owing-rent-photo/

Irritating news! I just wonder how this kinda news makes fp

skedman:
It can never be Lagos
Government hospitals in Lagos state generate their own light inclusive of primary health center

Wow key point. Only if OP has told us where it happened?

rainmoredays:
This one is not as hot as bugs and cough. I am talking bout the song not the video

True

budaatum:
I think it exhausting making up crap about one's neighbours instead of minding one's business unless one shares a bed with said neighbours.

Are you blaming the OP or who brought this to FP

Righthussle:
Thunder fire soludo. Judas. I hate people who try to bring their kinsmen down. I hate them with passion.

Are you sure the thunder will not fire you 1st and not touch him whenever it strikes! Dnt jump into issues you knw not the genesis! So u dnt end up revelation scape goat.

EvergreenDiarie:
This is the video of my first Christmas in UK, it was on a low key but was remarkable.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewnY6VTCFHM

Received from who ? U have to be faster in talking & smarter with analysis to build ur channel. Good luck

ASAPFERG1:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/11/our-men-dont-find-nigerian-women-attractive-they-are-the-last-women-our-men-would-date-south-african-lady-says.html

Vice versa! While South African girls/ladies find Naija men so attractive!

LibertyRep:
...and none of the eggs hit the King.

Abi King Charles dey use odeshi ni?

When God makes a king or leader and its natural, not forcefully.

IT COMES WITH POWER & AUTHORITY FROM ABOVE. Just like the way we don't know how water got into coconut.

post=118259330:
LP will win in Rivers and Lagos do credible well in Oyo go and mark it

Let's stop deceiving ourselves. Though some of us know how it will all play out Feb '23.

1st Tinubu
2nd Atiku
3rd Obi
4th kwankwaso


My prediction.