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BusinessRe: Apply And Get Your Dubai Visa In Less Than 3 Days by greenalbert(op): 4:20pm On Jul 10, 2020
It was resolved yesterday being 9th-july-2020. So all nationalities can now apply for UAE Visa.
BusinessApply And Get Your Dubai Visa In Less Than 3 Days by greenalbert(op): 7:25pm On Jul 09, 2020
The United Arab Emirates (UAE) have announced that tourist can now apply for their Dubai visa. For enquiries on how to apply for Dubai visa, contact +971528842033 or +2348105651241 via call or WhatsApp.
We offer,
2 weeks visa
1 month visa
3 months visa
2 years Residence visa.
EntertainmentRe: Bloggers Introduce Yourselves! by greenalbert: 9:17am On Nov 16, 2017
Mr Albert. Organizer of Miss Xtraordinary Beauty Pageant. I need bloggers to partner with me in my 2nd edition for 2018. interested bloggers should whatsapp 08105651241.
Business To BusinessRe: Golden Penny Distributorship Enquries And Customers Support by greenalbert: 8:21am On Sep 28, 2017
please can I start up a golden penny flour distributorship with 250,000?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graphic Designer Needed by greenalbert(op): 3:38pm On Jul 01, 2016
Its a contract. Around coker Aguda.
Jobs/VacanciesGraphic Designer Needed by greenalbert(op): 12:44pm On Jul 01, 2016
Are you a graphics designer that reside in surulere lagos nigeria. Contact N.A.C on 08105651241 for a grapgic post.
EventsAspiring Models by greenalbert(op): 8:15pm On May 09, 2016
Audition for aspiring models. Follow us up on our bbm: 28D87522, whatsapp or call: 08105651241 or our facebook page www.facebook.com/coolairmedia.
TV/MoviesMovie Audition by greenalbert(op): 12:47pm On Dec 03, 2014
AUDITIONS! AUDITIONS!! AUDITIONS!!!

Coolair Media Productions invites interested persons for a Christian movie audition

Date: December 5th 2014
Venue: Lome Planet Studio No 81 coker road,coker, surulere lagos
Time: 8am

N:B Both Male and female aged 18-45 yrs are
needed.

For more enquiries, call:
Albert:0810 565 1241 Grace :0813 832 4575
Henry :0706 117 4692
Joy : 0803 565 1925

The movies requires 40% of upcoming acts
EntertainmentRe: Nigerian Talent Auditions And Casting Calls - Announcements & Invitations by greenalbert: 12:33pm On Dec 03, 2014
AUDITIONS! AUDITIONS!! AUDITIONS!!!

Coolair Media Productions invites interested persons for a Christian movie audition

Date: December 5th 2014
Venue: Lome Planet Studio No 81 coker road,coker, surulere lagos
Time: 8am

N:B Both Male and female aged 18-45 yrs are
needed.

For more enquiries, call:
Albert:0810 565 1241 Grace :0813 832 4575
Henry :0706 117 4692
Joy : 0803 565 1925

The movies requires 40% of upcoming acts
TV/MoviesFemale Actress Is Needed For A Lead Roll by greenalbert(op): 5:51pm On Nov 21, 2014
Are you an upcoming actress that can force out tears
from the eyes even without being beating by any
one?..... Then a lead roll is waiting for you in a
christian movie. Call 08105651241 or 07010950745.
Actress must be emotional. Like our facebook page www.facebook.com/coolairmedia or ff us on twitter @coolair_media. Thanks
TV/MoviesWorking On The Best Tv Series In West Africa. by greenalbert(op): 2:07pm On Oct 08, 2014
Kindly like us on facebook www.facebook.com/coolairmedia or follow us up on twitter @coolair_media or click https://mobile.twitter.com/coolair_media?p=s. Lets breath the cool air of entertainment. Upcoming actors/actress can also connect us through our mobile: 08105651241. We need actors with attitude.
Jokes EtcEbola Wahala by greenalbert(op): 5:44pm On Jul 31, 2014
Fear of Ebola fit make person go broke o! To collect
change 4rm this unkempt bus conductor dey hard
me. N850 change from N1000;
Shey make I leave am?
Jokes EtcSee Bleep Up by greenalbert(op): 11:16am On Jul 30, 2014
Early february. I met adebimpe on
facebook as a mutual friend to
one of my friends. One thing led to
another, we started chatting
on BBM and early march, we started E-
dating.
3weeks ago, we discussed on how we will
see facially and she suggested to travel
down to meet me in akure if only I can
send T.fare.
Adebimpe is a student of uniport so she
fully based in PHC. I was so happy that I
started day dreaming how the visitation
will
look like, the romance, fun, love-making
etc. . On the 14th of
april, I sent 10k into her account as Tfare.
She called me to tell me she got the money.
And the travelling
preparation began. The D-day came. I have
cleaned up my room,
bought foodstuffs, bought a new pack of
CD., wen she dropped at
akure garage, I told her to pick a bike to
my house address which she did, she got
to my house at around 5pm. I ushered her
in, gave her soft
drinks and we were chating. Wen it was
6pm, she shocked me by
telling me she has a cousin here in akure
and that’s where she will be staying
throughout her 3days of stay and dat I shd
visit her at her cousin’s place the following
day. I was
so sad but I didn’t show it, I faked a smile
and walk her off to
take bike.
I come dey reason am say “se na like dis
my 10k go waste?”.
The next day, I didn’t go to visit her and I
lied that I was sick with
the mindset that she will come to my place
instead. But na lie, all she could do was to
call me and ask after my
health.
That nite, I couldn’t sleep. I was just
wondering how silly I am. I
just put my fone in silence and forcefully
slept off.
As I woke up around 6am in the morning,
I picked my fone and I
saw a text from adebimpe. Which says
“baby u knw I will be
leaving today, wat time should I come to
visit u so as to get my
return Tfare”.
Chaiii, na so my head spark. If na u wetin u go do huh Don't forget to follow me on twitter @coolair_media.
Jokes EtcDon't Laff Alone by greenalbert(op): 11:28am On Jul 26, 2014
Annoyin 8 year old son
Father: Son can u plz go buy me a soft drink
Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Father: Coke
Son: Diet or regular?
Father: Regular
Son: Bottle or can?
Father: Bottle
Son: 500ml or 1liter?
Father: Damit!!!! Just buy me water!!!!
Son: Natural or mineral?
Father: Mineral
Son: Hot or cold?
Father: Im gonna strike u with a broom u idiot
Son: Stick broom or soft broom?
Father: Stop this u little animal
Son: Cow or pig?
Father: Get the hell out of here u bastard!!!!
Son: Now or later?
Father: Now!!!!
Son: So u gonna throw me out or not?
Father: Im gonna kill u!!!!
Son: With a gun or knife?
Father: Im gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!
Son: Im the head or stomach?
Father: You pest!!!!
Son: Cockroach or rat?
Father: Bleep you!!!!
Son: With a condom or flesh?
Father: (Faints)
Son: Are u dead or sleeping?
Dnt laugh alone or else........ Ff us on twitter @coolair_media and also like our facebook page www.facebook.com/coolairmedia
Jokes EtcLet's Do This Again by greenalbert(op): 9:31am On Jul 25, 2014
Its simple. Follow us on twitter @coolair_media and we'll follow back instantly.
Jokes EtcJust Broke Up by greenalbert(op): 7:11pm On Jul 24, 2014
She updated her status thus,
ALL MEN ARE GOAT. I asked her,
have you fed your father with
some grasses today? She
deleted me. My brothers and
Sisters did i asked
wrongly?. #Note# she is a very gud fwend of mine
and I can't afford to loose her o
TV/MoviesRe: Urgent Media Team Needed by greenalbert(op): 1:17pm On Jul 23, 2014
Yes u are right. We already secured the domain, we working on the website. Send me your mobile contact.
TV/MoviesUrgent Media Team Needed by greenalbert(op): 12:15pm On Jul 23, 2014
Coolair Media is working' on a movie production; &
needs good scriptwriter(s), Editor(s), Animator(s), graphics artist from lagos Nigeria to work with the production
team. Interested person(s) should PING
or contact the Producer on 08105651241,
Or assistant on 07061174692, or BBm 3237DABB. God Bless! And make sure u reside in lagos close to surulere. You can follow us on twitter @coolair_media. Or like us on facebook www.facebook.com/coolairmedia. Come let's breath the cool air of entertainment

TV/MoviesSeason Film by greenalbert(op): 7:47pm On Jul 19, 2014
Please can someone suggest to me the best season films to watch?
Jokes EtcRe: Annoying by greenalbert(op): 5:02pm On Jul 19, 2014
Soundking I swear, this dream was so real. If na you,you go disown your bro undecided
TV/MoviesScriptwriting On Christian Movies by greenalbert(op):
Coolair Media is working' on a movie production; & needs good scriptwriter(s) to work with the production team. Interested person(s) must stay in lagos, close to surulere area. PING or contact the Producer on 08105651241, 07061174692, or BBm 3237DABB.
Jokes EtcRe: Annoying by greenalbert(op): 5:15pm On Jul 17, 2014
Nna eHhhh
Jokes EtcAnnoying by greenalbert(op): 11:44am On Jul 17, 2014
was coming home yesteray Evening after a hectic
day and found a
small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold
what I found inside;
$20,000 dollars!!
Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and
when ...I emptied It,
I found
Some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone. I
thought about
throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also
dispose the
documents and keep the money. After a long
thought, I decided to
leave things as they were, hoping that the owner
would call.
Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I
picked and talked
with the caller.Apparently it was the owner of the
bag coz he named
absolutely every content of the bag. We met
afterwards and i handed
him the bag. he offered me $2,000 dollars but I
turned it down , he
collected my number And left.
Yesterday he called me and offered me a job at
Chevron worth
750,000 Naira per month,
a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6
As I was smiling and testing the car my brother just
slapped me and said
"Oya Oya Oya Wake up!! Eba don
ready!! Abeg wetin una advice say I fit do dis my
brohuh?
Art, Graphics & Videomultimedia by greenalbert(op): 12:57pm On Oct 07, 2013
i need a good Animators and editors for assistance.call dis num if u are good and interested. 07068104468. U must be in lagos.

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