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Just got this now:

Cc lalasticlala

jworos:
Nice, u gt luck...but guy u greedy ohhhh...16k!!!

thank you

Mrval20:
I find it hard to believe this actually happened to you.
Cool story, bro

the drip part phone or money part

vjsmiles:
My belle o ..
You are not a Nigerian citizen material
No offe?nse

You are a fool
Waiting for my thanks

thank you sir i appreciate much

jworos:
Guy u get money oh, 16k for try ur luck issue, na greed naim do u so, hope say no b part of ur school fee/rent u use play apele so??

na schl fees but i get replacement

Tundeiab:
Oh boy this your write up na comic relieve o.
I was laughing all through!

Sorry for your loss though!

thank you
Anything for your boy?

*hmmmm* as i am typing this i am typing from my hospital bed where i have been given two sets drip toease the pain i'm feeling now...
*contd*

Bonanza bonanza bonanza was what i heard from one of the idiots that Satan sent to distabilize me as i was rushing to school to meet up an important lecture...
Maths211 to be precise
As if i was oruebebed immediately i heard that word bonanza and saw the carton of phones and accessories the foolish part of me started singing*oya gift by iyanya ft don jazzy while the wise part of me was blasting *o boi you be mugumoney money spender by p square...



Fast forward""""""""""""

I met them and asked them what the bonanza was all boud and they explained that you will pay 500 naira and you will be given a card containing some symbols you are to circle 15 of the symbols then if you are lucky you pick a symbol that corresponds with a symbol they will remove from the back you will win whatever it's on the card....
At first i wanted walking away but immediately i saw them giving a customer a phone i immediately brought out a clean shining 500note still fresh from the bank and gave to the bastards..
I played...i lost.....
I played again ...i lost again....
Shuuu for my 1k i must win something...
I played for 5k as the guy opened it i almost ran mad.. i won 100naira spoon. .chei i almost passed out..
As if that wasnt enough i went to their laptop area and played for 10k and guess what i lost again ...immediately the girl opened the card and saw 50souvenir i passed out and hours later i woke up in a general hospital where a good samaritanbought milo and peak milk for me
call me a fool and i'll thank you x3...
Chei never in my life have i been magad but today i was magaed x5


.....oooooooh my 16000 wey for buy me infinx hot gone like nigerian fuel...
Rip money rest in the bosom of the lord till we meet to part no more