₦airaland Forum

Low salary and poor welfare can drive any sane person insane not to talk of the Nigerian policeman that's made to endure unexplained deductions from the insufficient salary by the higher echelons without a chance to complain due to the strict code of silence on official matters

Person wey suppose be number 1 on the list

I'm so sure that the Internet has been cleared of all touchy Ribadu comments on past public office holders

Trump's delusional 😡😡😡
Neither Israel nor Palestine can ever accept that proposal in the long term

Jealous husband, suitor 🤔🤔 Could this be, "thunderbolt" ⛈️⛈️

Acekidc4:
How did Canada know that he was part of the rogue ones Abi they just generalise and came to a conclusion that all Nigeria Law enforcement officers are corrupt and rogue🤔 Make it make sense🤨

Work history my friend. You must provide your employment history without a gap when you attempt to get a visa or seek asylum in these foreign countries

Nduka enjoyed so much political patronage from the Yar A' dua and Goodluck Jonathan's time and also benefitted from Buhari 's chaotic administration lack of oversight. The man sabi chop life with his big frame, unilag and other institutions babes really hear am because he can block book a whole floor in a hotel and put different babes in each room for weeks (don't adk me how i know). Our elites are reckless and cannot manage businesses successfully just as the politicians cannot manage the country economics and resources

I knew this NLC would fold eventually, they gat no balls

Welcome to Nigeria; where the goalpost in a match shifts as many times as wished by the powers that be

You know the solution to the problem already

Richtaiwo:
To think these are the type of people that dominate Nairaland.

Igbo men, if you don't understand a report, consult someone who can at least read with little understanding.

Go check the difference between Resettlement and Rehabilitation

The joke is on you with your sycophancy, educate yourself

concho:
Alas,
my friend, thy troubles do bring to mind the days of my own misfortunes. Verily, I was but a poor lad in the service of my uncle Reuben, who, in his old age, did serve as the keeper of time in a great school in the city of Lagos. His task was a simple one—to ring the great bell that summoned the students to rise at dawn and to retire at night.

Yet age doth weary the body, and so did he entrust unto me the ringing of the morning bell, for he had taken upon himself the toil of a watchman in the neighborhood, seeking an extra coin to sustain his days.

But, lo, my phone was as wretched as thine, if not worse. When I set the alarm for the fifth hour, it did betray me and sound not until the sixth. By the time I reached the bell stand, the sun had already claimed more of the morning than was permitted.

Oft did my uncle stand before the great master of the school, bearing the wrath of his lateness. And so, on the fateful night ere it happened again, I resolved to outwit my treacherous device. If it must steal an hour, then would I set it for the fourth, that even in its mischief, I might yet be on time.

Alas, fate mocked me, for it did leap not one hour, but three! And so did the bell ring not until the seventh hour. The students in their delight, rejoiced, for they had won two hours more of slumber.

But my uncle? His wrath was terrible to behold. By the eighth hour, he was before the principal, and when he returned, his countenance was as that of an angry beast. He sought not to hear my plea, but with the swiftness of a soldier long past his prime, did he lay hands upon me, casting me to the ground. His boots, though worn, did find their mark upon my back and my head, and ere I could utter a word, he flung my bag at me and shut his door against me.

With naught but shame and despair, I called upon my sister, who in her mercy sent me five thousand naira . With this did I board the night bus to Onitsha. Yet my coin was lacking, and so did I stand for twelve hours in that wretched carriage. And lo, the man beside me was crueller than my uncle! The moment sleep did steal upon me and I leaned against him, he struck me with such force upon my belly that I dared not slumber again till journey’s end.

Thus was I returned to the trade I had once sworn never to touch again—the trade of scrap. Yet fortune doth not abandon the man who toils with steadfast heart.

Take heart, my friend, for the gods do not forsake those who endure. In time, shall He who watches over thee lift thee from the burden of debt and make thee a lender. And the purse that is now as empty as the nest of a bird long gone shall one day be filled with gold.

Witty

Tariff hike that has already been implemented, APC (All Promised Cancelled)

To find out how prisoners live inside the prison,you need to become one; go ahead and commit a felonious crime

VAT going up while standard of living keeps going down 👇......

We warned you guys; the M-M ticket. Gradually they're bringing out their cards...,.they've got them close to their chest, I pity those gullible South West Obas and traditional leaders kowtowing to the Northern agenda

You go dear China @deepseek

SmartyPants:
Are you saying we don't need dedicated teacher training institutes anymore? Note that the issues with excessive ministries, which are duplicating functions, are not necessarily the same here. Bear in mind that we have a teeming youth population - are the existing tertiary facilities good enough to accommodate all?

You forget that our universities also have several education certificates issued every year to graduates. 🤔🤔

SmartyPants:
You didn't see where he gave this as the reason?

The minister revealed that despite budgetary allocation to the Colleges of Education, some of them have less than 1000 students.

Then they should merge and close down redundant ones just like we've been advocating for the reduction/merger of the number of ministries and parastatals

I just hope Trump will not be responsible for the implosion of super power because his paranoia and vengeful tactics is so so real

Why are women from that side of the divide always wicked especially towards other kids particularly househelps

He will show abject poverty and reduced spending powers, high exchange rate, unaffordable power and fuel as well as forgiveness and compensation of looters as his projects

Okada riding is either the full or partial livelihood of more than 40% of the male in Lagos, you can do a census
Address the cause; unemployment, most artisans are now okada riders.

Now we know who leaked the secret to Abacha; traitor CSO

So of all the catastrophic happenings in this Tinubulation period, these clowns are still pushing an Islamic agenda in the South West

Are you guys sure this isn't a premeditated suicide by the deceased......

I thought removal of subsidy was going to solve all our fiscal problems according to the agbadonomics proponents

Actually it's two things Nigerians are benefiting from the government; propaganda and fake statistics

What's a pardon without a provision of livelihood and monitoring....people stigmatize ex-convicts even if it's just police cell you were held in Nigeria so much. The society does not welcome back with open arms anymore that's been to prison........... governors should stop playing politics with everything and make life more meaningful for citizens irrespective of their pasts (one would've have expected a kind of rehabilitation program to go with the executive pardons as well as completion of term inmates

topia:
He didn't even waste a day to settle in office.
There must be something he know that we don't know about WHO

COVID 19 comes to mind

Ringstonermasks:
ok sha... WhatsApp me

Red flag 🚩🚩