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RomanceRe: Man Receives Apology Letter From Ex-lover, Grades It And Then Sends It Back. Pic by Guru9ja(m): 1:02pm On Feb 19, 2017
montezz:
This guy is wicked
Did u read the letter at all?
EducationRe: Which Good Course Can A Science Student Study In The University Without Physics by Guru9ja(m): 7:57am On Feb 17, 2017
As science as student, it is mandatory physics is included in your O level result except u wanna study in TOGO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by Guru9ja(m): 11:16pm On Feb 15, 2017
optional1:
lol

if assnal qualify i deactivate
>: >: I will deactivate u angry
optional1:
lol

if assnal qualify i deactivate
>: >: I will deactivate u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by Guru9ja(m): 9:47pm On Feb 15, 2017
optional1:
you dare not?
Try me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by Guru9ja(m): 9:32pm On Feb 15, 2017
It wasn't easy but we tank God
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by Guru9ja(m): 7:43pm On Feb 15, 2017
kennosklint:
Arsenal is winning this one with Sanchez scoring all the goals for arsenal
SECONDED
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by Guru9ja(m): 7:35pm On Feb 15, 2017
I can see haters have taken over my thread. Am not gonna mention names but I have this believe that my lovely arsenal won't disappoint me tonyt
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by Guru9ja(m): 7:27pm On Feb 15, 2017
optional1:
If Arsenal win and quallfy for round of 8 make i deactivate.
I hope u will do according to your word. I will personally report you to the mods to deactivate u.

I hope Seun is seeing this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by Guru9ja(m): 7:25pm On Feb 15, 2017
Chikelue2000:
Will support Arsenal 2nyt Make England proud Proudly Chelsea fc
Tank you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by Guru9ja(m): 7:25pm On Feb 15, 2017
UP GUNNERS.........
EducationRe: Osun State University (UNIOSUN ) 2016/2017 Post UTME /admission Thread by Guru9ja(m): 7:24pm On Feb 15, 2017
Mrokaykay:
I have retired oh...
As an Alumnus of Uniosun is no longer my duty sir... We are looking up to people like you to take over from where we have stopped.. Thanks
Alryt sir
WebmastersRe: Payoneer Users, How Do I Request For Gbp Card by Guru9ja(m): 7:23pm On Feb 15, 2017
gidimasters:
Lol scope. Dey... Na to use my papa letter headed paper write IT completion letter
Alryt baba. I dey feel u
WebmastersRe: Payoneer Users, How Do I Request For Gbp Card by Guru9ja(m): 5:46pm On Feb 15, 2017
gidimasters:
Lol... I dey go sir... IT no compulsory jare
Are u sure IT is not compulsory cos I believe u will be asked for your IT completion if at all u are going bk for HND else Its not compulsory for university admission
EducationRe: NUC University Ranking 2017 (what Nos Is Your Uni At?) by Guru9ja(m): 4:59pm On Feb 15, 2017
WebmastersRe: Payoneer Users, How Do I Request For Gbp Card by Guru9ja(m): 4:14pm On Feb 15, 2017
gidimasters:
lol... i dey do IT for my lappy ni
Definitely u are not going bk for HND if u are not on IT
EducationRe: 1.7 Million Candidates Expected To Sit For 2017 UTME — JAMB Registrar by Guru9ja(m): 4:13pm On Feb 15, 2017
Drienzia:
if they allow waec, meaning they'd accept neco...
It depends on the school u are going to anyway. Waec result will be out by august and neco will b out by october
WebmastersRe: Payoneer Users, How Do I Request For Gbp Card by Guru9ja(m): 11:15am On Feb 15, 2017
gidimasters:
https://payoneer.custhelp.com/app/chat/chat_launch

use their live chat
Thanks gidimaster. Hope u dey enjoy your IT
EducationRe: JAMB May Conduct A Mock Examination Before 2017 UTME - Guru9ja by Guru9ja(op): 11:12am On Feb 15, 2017
JacksonD7:
When will they start selling the form that's what we want to know.
April by the Grace of God though it hasnt been made known to the public
EducationRe: Osun State University (UNIOSUN ) 2016/2017 Post UTME /admission Thread by Guru9ja(m): 11:07am On Feb 15, 2017
Dont you guys think its time we open another thread for 2017/2018 admission process.

mrokaykay, uniosunguy, fineyemi aka Guru9ja, Rapsainot sapientia1, 9jaedu

One of should please do and copy us.
EducationJAMB May Conduct A Mock Examination Before 2017 UTME - Guru9ja by Guru9ja(op): 10:36am On Feb 15, 2017
Report reaching Guru9ja has it that the Registrar of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) Prof. Ishaq Oloyede, has disclosed that the body has been working with the possibility of conducting a “mock examination” to test its preparedness with the new technology and also examine some people that are desirous of knowing their competence with the JAMB examination.

He made this known during interaction with newsmen after a meeting with JAMB officials and other stakeholders regarding the new Information Technology being introduced into the system to make it less stressful to candidates.

He added that so far the the board has been working on increasing the capacity of the CBT centres to maximize their effectiveness to examine more candidates within a given date.

He mentioned that an estimated 1.7 million candidates are expected to register and sit for the Computer Based Test (CBT) across the country which is expected to commence soon.

He however stated that he cannot promise hitch free examination because the board is still testing certain things and in the process of changing the status quo.
Source:http://www.guru9ja.com/2017/02/jamb-may-conduct-mock-examination.html
EducationRe: 1.7 Million Candidates Expected To Sit For 2017 UTME — JAMB Registrar by Guru9ja(m): 8:21am On Feb 15, 2017
Drienzia:
Exam is Aprilhuh
OK, there won't be a room for awaiting results candidates...
If you are writing this years waec, then its likely you meet this year admission. I cnt say about NECO
EducationRe: 1.7 Million Candidates Expected To Sit For 2017 UTME — JAMB Registrar by Guru9ja(m):
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Ladies That May Lose Their Virginity On Valentine’s Day by Guru9ja(m): 8:46pm On Feb 14, 2017
blont:
my guy, dem don confirm dat matter, if i be u i go confirm dat girl wey dey use ur lappy watch film. na my own babe i dey think about, i don tell her make she no go dey charge phone for dat guy wey dey on generator for thier hostel, since 3days no light and her ba3 down, i suprise say her number go today. dat idiot on gen today. na there she go charge phone.
grin gringrin
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Ladies That May Lose Their Virginity On Valentine’s Day by Guru9ja(m): 6:37pm On Feb 14, 2017
henrylowe:
At the sight of a thread like this, you will begin to wonder if we no longer have ladies on nairaland
Baba you are right grin grin grin
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Ladies That May Lose Their Virginity On Valentine’s Day by Guru9ja(m): 6:36pm On Feb 14, 2017
henrylowe:
OP forgot to add that any Nairaland babe that visits a Nairaland guy in this period is likely to get laid because those guys no get mercy at all.. Even lalasticlala can bear me witness grin
Not all Nairalander guys
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Ladies That May Lose Their Virginity On Valentine’s Day by Guru9ja(m): 6:32pm On Feb 14, 2017
CentaurXLV:
Ma break first before that one happen..! grin

I don't think I am going tho. Might be rough. Plus I got a match tomorrow morning. lipsrsealed
Alright baba. Please just be careful if you later decided to go
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Ladies That May Lose Their Virginity On Valentine’s Day by Guru9ja(m): 6:24pm On Feb 14, 2017
CentaurXLV:
Lmao! grin

That babe na side chick, right?

Guy, I heard there's a party at Citadel hostel this night.
You going? grin
I fit show baba but i don't like late night party. Am a gentle boy
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Ladies That May Lose Their Virginity On Valentine’s Day by Guru9ja(m): 6:08pm On Feb 14, 2017
If person no dey with in babe, weti man go do. one babe just dey here for ma room dey watch movie for ma lappy. I just lie down dey tink about ma babe for lag.

I just hope dose lag guys no press ma babe sha.

Osogbo just dey dull.
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Ladies That May Lose Their Virginity On Valentine’s Day by Guru9ja(m): 6:03pm On Feb 14, 2017
So.....Romance niggas still first me comment for here . Nawa ooo tosyn
FamilyRe: My Sister Is Dead. by Guru9ja(m): 5:55pm On Feb 14, 2017
I sympathize with u ma brother. This reminded me of ma mother.
May God grant her eternal rest and grant your family the fortitude to bear the loss.
CrimeRe: Man Attacked Lady With Cutlass For Refusing To Date Him (pic) by Guru9ja(m): 5:31pm On Feb 14, 2017
GogobiriLalas:
Next time you too say yes...oya pele grin
gringringrin
CrimeRe: Man Attacked Lady With Cutlass For Refusing To Date Him (pic) by Guru9ja(m): 5:31pm On Feb 14, 2017
Keneking:
Israel Bassey (SS) VS Azeezat Adigun (SW) 1-1 (Full Time) grin
gringringrin

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