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RomanceRe: One Broke Week Revealed What Four Years Could Not by Haeg: 1:06pm On Jun 13
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Loving a Nigerian banny these days is one of the things Tinubu really need to declare a state of emergency on angry. Cuz it's now very obvious these female cockerels are now after our lives despite everything we(men) are already passing through in the hands of our economy angry
Not only bannies will do this to you, your nigga will still do it bro
FamilyRe: “i’m Back To The Street” – Abroad-based Nigerian Woman Dumps Husband Over 50/50 by Haeg: 4:57pm On Jun 10
Welcome to the street, tramadol boys dey wait for u
InvestmentRe: Paxful Contacted Me About Recovering A 4-year-old Unsupported Network Deposit by Haeg: 8:39am On Jun 10
Scan your wallet address to see if there's any incoming/pending transaction
CelebritiesRe: Peggy Ovire Accuses Frederick Leonard Of Sleeping With A Married Mother Of 4 by Haeg: 6:56am On Jun 10
Vinnie2000:
Women sha.

Any little domestic issue, they rush to social media to seek online support. undecided

Dat's why as a Man, better you marry a Local Mgbeke Wife who can NOT read and write but with BIG yan.ch. sad kiss
What is she don't have big nyashhuh grin
CrimeRe: IGP Disu Orders Vehicles Without Number Plates To Be Impounded Over Insecurity by Haeg: 6:51am On Jun 10
Omo police don dey celebrate, if them catch u like this, sorry o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Julian. Alvarez: Real Madrid's Bid Turned Down, See Atletico Madrid's Reply by Haeg: 6:45am On Jun 10
YorubaPrince:
I think Atletico is the foolish one here... How can you turn down a >150 Million Euro bid? huh
You that is in Ibadan know more than the club president
CrimeRe: Bandits Received Full Military Camouflage Package from Their Supplier (video) by Haeg: 8:56am On Jun 03
Don't call them bandits, they are terrorists, calling them bandits will make them look less criminal
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Tinubu Shines In New Photos by Haeg: 12:18pm On May 29
Y ur papa nor get money?
FamilyRe: Your Wife's Mother Is Showing You Exactly Who Your Wife Will Become by Haeg: 9:28am On May 26
Sermwell:
Opposite ke? You get sense so? grin
Go back to sleep, seems your brain is yet to start up
RomanceRe: She Called Me Old Because I Am 31 by Haeg: 6:39am On May 26
gracias124:
She blocked me after that convo
You should be ashamed bro
FamilyRe: Your Wife's Mother Is Showing You Exactly Who Your Wife Will Become by Haeg: 6:28am On May 26
Some children especially ladies are opposite of their mother.
HealthRe: Anambra Launches Long-Acting Injectable For HIV Prevention by Haeg: 2:15pm On May 24
Elove1:
Took mine.. buh the injection is painful but have little or no side effect
Now you can begin to dive in skin to skin grin grin
RomanceRe: I'm Dating Two Women At The Same Time, How Can I Choose One? by Haeg: 2:09pm On May 24
Rhymesy:
I am currently dating two women. The one I love most just finished from Federal Polytechnic, Nekede, last year and she's currently serving. The other one just finished nursing science school. Both of them are unique in their own ways. At this point, I want to be serious in my life and stop playing games. Both of them have asked me to meet their parents, but I keep delaying the move just because of fear of making the wrong choice. I'm just confused. Nairalanders, waiting I go do
What's wrong in taking them both? Guy marry two of them
PoliticsRe: FG Approves 5 Deep Sea Ports (List) by Haeg: 8:44am On May 23
Propaganda, planning = 100%

Execution, maintenance= 0.2%
FamilyDo I Need DNA? by Haeg(op): 11:54am On May 22
Some years ago I traveled leaving my then girlfriend, now my wife.

I came back July 15th 2022 , we had intercourse same day. The next month around August 10th, she told me she's pregnant. I was like, so fast?

Long story short she delivered March 21st 2023. Then I was filled with joy and excitement, I didn't calculate much, but now I'm beginning to get a little worried if the baby is mine.

According to everyone around me, including my self conscious mum, they say the baby is my carbon copy. Good thing grin

Now I asked AI to break down the months for me, it's not up to 9 months. Below.
The baby wasn't born prematurely.
Experts in the house, mothers, is this whole thing making sense?



*From July 15, 2022 to March 21, 2023:*

*Exact duration*
*8 months, 6 days*

*In weeks*
*35 weeks + 4 days*
= *35.57 weeks* total

*In months*
*8.2 months* counting the partial month

*Breakdown:*
- Jul 15 → Aug 15 = 1 month
- Aug 15 → Sep 15 = 2 months
- Sep 15 → Oct 15 = 3 months
- Oct 15 → Nov 15 = 4 months
- Nov 15 → Dec 15 = 5 months
- Dec 15 → Jan 15 = 6 months
- Jan 15 → Feb 15 = 7 months
- Feb 15 → Mar 15 = 8 months
- Mar 15 → Mar 21 = 6 more days

Total = 249 days ÷ 7 = *35 weeks 4 days*
PoliticsRe: Mudashiru Obasa's Outfit At APC Primaries In Agege (Photos) by Haeg: 7:28am On May 22
Truly Lagos is the headquarters of Agbero, I'm sure there is a course called Agberoism in LASU
TravelRe: General German Work And Family Re-union Visa Enquiries by Haeg: 2:42pm On May 20
Darien4:
Ok bro. Done
Thanks
EventsRe: Ladipo Traders Give Man Huge Cash After His Wife Give Birth To Twins by Haeg: 3:47pm On May 19
He should use halve of the money to go do DNA
TravelRe: General German Work And Family Re-union Visa Enquiries by Haeg: 2:25pm On May 19
Darien4:
Can we chat privately?
Just got an offer from a German company and I'm gathering documents to apply for skilled worker visa
Ok bro, write me on this mail then I will send u my Whatsapp number

pengautos6@gmail.com
PoliticsRe: Trump Shares Video Of Nigerian Pastor Dachomo Calling On Him To Save Christians by Haeg: 2:16am On May 17
Watch how DSS, Police, EFCC, ICPC, civil defence and the NA will go after that pastor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Michael Carrick Will Stay At Manchester United As Permanent Manager by Haeg: 6:53pm On May 16
dibunotion:
Winning all trophies next season
Too early bro
RomanceRe: True Story: Claimed She Was Virgin, Rushed Engagement by Haeg: 10:43am On May 16
Medical doctor a virgin? , no na,
The so called ex might still even be knacking her.
The lies are just too much.
But again she might just be the best out there because trust me, so many women are damaged in terms of marriage materia, so many.
Be lucky she wasn't into hookup.
In the next five years, every 8 in 10 bride will be former hookupians
FamilyRe: Lady Who Rejected Suitor Twice Seeks Advice After He Married Her Younger Sister by Haeg: 10:36am On May 16
Twitter (X) fabricated stories
TravelRe: General German Work And Family Re-union Visa Enquiries by Haeg: 3:48pm On May 10
Hi all, I just came across this work permit visa.
I will like to know if age will be a problem in finding prospective employers and the visa process. I'm presently 38
EventsRe: Bride Gives Her Husband A Surprise Performance At Their Wedding Reception by Haeg: 12:35pm On May 08
Show off marriage, we dey wait to hear d other gists
CareerRe: Is This What Moniepoint Pays As Salary? by Haeg: 4:01am On May 07
Only Buhari can call us lazy yoot and go Scot free, not this moniepoint alaye
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs PSG: UCL ( - 1) On 6th May 2026 by Haeg: 7:14pm On May 06
Someone should provide a link to watch it online
EducationRe: FG Stops Honorary Degree Holders From Using ‘Dr’ Title by Haeg: 6:26pm On May 06
GboyegaD:
Why does universities need approval before confering an honorary degree on anyone? The minister should provide guidelines and allow the universities be.
Because the universities do sell these degrees anyhow, they give it out without merit.
If you fail the trust bestowed on you, you will need regulations
SportsRe: AFCON 2025 Final: Morocco Turns Down Senegal President’s Request To Pardon Fans by Haeg: 7:03am On May 06
Senegal should report to FIFA for possible sanctions , this is not right in anyway.
PoliticsRe: IGP Disu Transfers 1,332 Officers From Delta Police Command by Haeg: 7:00am On May 06
Goat na goat, if u like carry go jalingo
PoliticsRe: "I Sold My House For APC In 2023" – Man Storms APC Secretariat Seeking Reward by Haeg: 10:37am On May 01
cmikel:
Does it mean that the only support for this party is for financial reward .




Why are most people who supports them are always and only pined to personal financial benefits.



Instead of support for economic improvement?
The number one basic necessity of man is food. The man said he is hungry, he is starving so like millions of Nigerians, you have to eat first before you can think of anything. Probably you have the luxury of not knowing the meaning of being hungry
CelebritiesRe: Sisi Alagbo Apologises For Her Leaked Sex Tape by Haeg: 12:05pm On Apr 30
BigYash:
She did it purposely. She wan market that her three sum products..

All these agbo people na OS low-key..

Buy product and test on me crew,with their caro white burnt hands,legs and faces grin
Then plenty all over the 36 states, na so infections full their kponyor also

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