₦airaland Forum

Haven't you hear/read the story of the farmer who can hear the animals speak?

Go and listen to the richest man in Babylon but here's the moral of the story.

In your quest to help someone make sure you don't bring their burden on yourself.

I gave this story to a guy I meet recently he was a scarb dealer.

This guy is generous to a fault behind his back they call him (mumu Moses)

He will help and like helping people however the ijaw culture always see people helping as fools (my less than 2 months of living with them says it all).

If you're a generous person here(bayelsa or river state waterside) you'll lose your shirt.

Or given or stand as a garrantor for them loan or whatever: just ready to pay the money.

This guy will do everything to help them without collecting a dime but when he borrows from them they'll add interest.( gbanasa)

Not just interest ooo gbanasa compounding interest

This guy sold his house when he was in trouble and couldnt pay the interest

Now he told me he's still owing people I was like how?

You use your profit to help people and borrow money to fund your business

He borrowed money and it's compounding.

I just shake my head and decide to stay far away from him.

I like him a lot but he's a time bomb waiting to explode.

I don't want to be around him or in the target area when bad things happen.

SeraphicWind:
Rrchrd, you had better leave that girl alone and find a true Christian girl to marry.

Bro, you are literally going into communion with an idol worshipper! Madness?

Are you not aware that whatever gods she is worshipping has a chokehold on her?

She is communicating with evil spirits who want to put their chains on you too!

If you try to disrupt her mission with them, they will destroy you!

You are their anti-power and you are about to take away someone that worships and feeds them! You think they will ignore you? The only reason they may pardon you a bit is if you become a traditionalist too and start worshipping them.

This will then put you in direct rebellion to God and make you an enemy of heaven! Heaven may declare war on you too and withdraw every blessings and protection they previously offered you!

Be spiritually smart!

That girl has soul binded you on her demonic altar.

She has probably made two images, wrote the names of you both on it, tied both sculptures with demonic ropes, dropped the evil on her demonic altar, performed satanic rituals and sacrifices and is now controlling you spiritually. She wakes every morning and middle of night speaking "controls" into that evil sculptures she made.

You have been tied but the demon she spiritually binded into your soul will tell you to ignore me. That thing is inside you hiding spiritually.

That is why you may now be thinking about her always instead of thinking of God Almighty.

Final Warning!

2 Corinthians 6:14-16 (Good News Bible Catholic Edition)

(14) Do not try to work together as equals with unbelievers, for it cannot be done. How can right and wrong be partners? How can light and darkness live together?

(15) How can Christ and the Devil agree? What does a believer have in common with an unbeliever?

(16) How can God's temple come to terms with pagan idols? For we are the temple of the living God! As God himself has said: “I will make my home with my people and live among them; I will be their God, and they shall be my people.”

But you Christians are the worst hypocrite on earth.

People that serve these spirits find it hard to lie... they tell the truth always compare to your pastor and Iman.

I find it easy to trust a traditionalist than any pastors I've meet.

I'd spend a year with the late chief Odo and I never saw him speak to someone without telling him the truth.

If you've travel to any fraconphone country your perspective about traditional religion will change.

Nigeria will be more better if the traditional deity is used to swear in this politicians than your Bible and Quran.

Better save your money first

Ask yourself some questions before you go on this journey.

Is your content link worthy?

Will you link to your content if you're not the owner of the site?

If yes to the two then you're good to go if not your bounce rate will tell you the truth and the search engine too will know.

Here's what I'd do if I'm in your shoes.

I'll create content to Rank nos 1 on Google
Create link bait articles lots of it.

To pay money
Go to magic pr and create/write a press release that'll be approved.

Make sure you don't get links from pbn and other crappy sites ooo

Someone just asked how to generate backlink and here's my reply to the fellow

How to create backlink for free

Rank nos 1 on Google
Create link bait articles lots of it.
Create lots of original research articles


To get backlink by paying money
Go to magic pr and create/write a press release that'll be approved.
Write gest post on a high DR website


If you get good at on page SEO you will need less backlink to rank.

crestedaguiyi:
See what you woke up to post on the internet at such an early hour of the day

Every man desires to last long except he knows he cannot.

Even your pastors Iman and babalawo don't get it twisted, Except of course you want to play the ostrich and bury your head in the sand.

If this nigga put it for sell people will find him and buy it. As long as it works.

This is life as it's no sugar coating.

Please disregard anyone telling you to assist him using my name.

I've been getting different emails saying I should help them do this and that some very incredible and unrealistic.

I only refer a guy that came to me to shapman since he volunteered to buy a domain for the test site.

And I know he shap.man buy domain for people because someone in the domain thread drop his review.

Please disregard anyone claiming to be me... this is why it's hard being a Nigerian.

U1:
Boss, I don come again.

Regarding the social media profile, do you have one for each website or only one in total? And may I know what you do with it/them? Thanks.

Different social media account for each site
Same picture.

I use it to post niche relevant content on each photos and videos.

RadianceRR:
Betting often starts as a harmless thrill usually from ₦500 here, ₦1,000 there. It may be fun initially or to "double one's little penny." You win once or twice and feel lucky, or even smart. But slowly, it becomes a trap. You lose and tell yourself, “just one more game to recover.” Before long, you are no longer betting to win, then you are betting to survive. Many smart Nigerian graduates who began betting with small amounts grew to ₦5,000 per day, and soon borrow money from friends, missing job interviews, and even selling phones to feed their gambling habits. Losing the money borrowed initially for pressing consumption or productive needs to gambling is so hard to swallow and many breaks down in tears after it all happens. It is a painful reality: betting does not reward effort, only luck. It also kills discipline, drains savings, and gives false hope. What starts as ₦500 fun can end in ₦500,000 debt and more, shame, and broken relationships. I personally believe you cannot gamble your way out of poverty. It is better to use the time for more productive habits, like praying, reading, and learning a skill, among others. You can start small and build value. It takes longer, but it lasts.

Today, I put it to you never to stop betting (This time on YOURSELF, not on odds)

How is praying a productive activity? Just thinking out loud.

Like my oga will tell me: don't leave what you can do for yourself to the gods.

Softmirror:
One of jay-jay okocha's legacy is gambling. He owns one of this betting enterprise.

It's a jungle out there eat or get eaten. That's how religion and politics works also...

Choose which side you want to be on.

I rather be the bookie than being the one handing over the money to the bookie.

You can never win the house.

You want to help him stop giving him money and feeding his addiction.

Anytime he calls invite him to come and eat.

lk4real:
Hello, guys...

I built a feedback collection and analysis tool called Joto Feedback.

Check it out and give me your brutally honest reviews.

https://feedback.joto.team

Who are your top competitors you're emulating.

EverydayTipsfor:
I just want to share an experience that left me emotionally drained and questioning the integrity of some people in this country.

A few days ago, I saw an item online that caught my interest. After several chats and price negotiations, the seller and I agreed on a place to meet. I was genuinely excited because I was dealing with someone who works with a reputable media organization.

But little did I know, I was walking into one of the most frustrating and humiliating moments of my life.

I spent time, money, and energy. I walked under the rain, took a drop, and made my way to the agreed location — only to start calling this man and getting ignored. When he finally replied my chat, he casually said he had lost interest and couldn’t wait anymore.
It was not even upto our agreed time.

No apology. No explanation. Just “I’m no longer interested.”


I kept asking myself, ''How can someone working with such a reputable media house act so recklessly and inconsiderately?”
Have the country gone so unreal that one can't even trust any again in respective of their reputation?
Have you ever had such experience?

Imagine what will happen when he reports the video to YouTube and get more people to report the video about him.

A house of card built on sandy beach near a blistering storm.

Most of the gainers are less than 0.1% of businesses listed on NSE.

truth is the NSE is not a place to invest for the common man.

Search on nairaLand here stock market pickup alert.

You go hear real touching stories from people like you who invested.

Carry your money go buy Amazon share Facebook black rock or other big pharma stock.

NSE na it's full of red flags you know nothing except given your money to them.... it's shrouded in secrecy.

1M is big money anyone telling you it's not is not earning his own bread...they are spoonfed that's why they feel it's too small.

My oga always tell me

If you've two cents safe one for food and with the other buy hyacinth for thy soul"

Meaning to invest in knowledge.

Whether you decide to do pos or any other business please learn how to write.

Most people underestimate the power of the written word.

If you're a Nigerian with no resources or connection it's a sure way out of poverty.

Get good at it with less than 70k you can start a blog that has the potential to take you out of Nigeria.

But before you rush into blogging or any online business please I beg you.

Learn how Google works search for Google rank site written in Latin.

Learn keyword research follow my thread just search for my posts.

And learn how to write persuasively.

Find The marketing bullet dot com by Gary bencivega
the borron letter from Gary halbert and download articles from Dan Kennedy.

All these are things I've done when someone here on nairaLand suggested it.

If you can do these three things all the shout of blogging is dead will the like white noise.

No begin send me pm say you wan blog ooo.

You'd better start by doing all I've said yourself before seeking out someone to hold you.

If not you go find am hard oo.

lalasticlala:
My wife and I welcomed our twin babies this week. To God be the glory.

We wanted to have our last child, the 3rd but we didn't know that God had another plan for us. We were surprised when the scan showed that we were expecting twins.

Thank God for safe delivery!

As you celebrate with us, may God grant you your heart desires.

#PapaEjima
#BabaIbeji

See as oyinbo dey look you.

Wetin papa dey try do here na.

davygifted:
Lol you just admitted to a crime

Oga no be crime ooo my brother shaga you tell me say make me too I reason your matter.

I tell you you sef agree how is that a crime?

DONFASZY:
🔴 HMMMMMMMMM 🔴

I just realized that the combined wealth of American Rapper JayZ ($2.5B), American Movie mogul Tyler Perry ($1.4B) and Barbados Songstress Rihanna ($1.4B) is equals to ($5.3B) and it’s not up to the wealth of Nigerian Business tycoon Mike Adenuga ($6.8B).

Sometimes it’s never about who’s more popular and it’s certainly not a matter of location. Chief Adenuga made all his wealth living in Africa, he didn’t need to relocate abroad.

#lesangokublog


I wanted to relocate bfor bt i dive into biz here n i am happy

See comparison ooo should we tell him......

Adenuga seed money is stolen moneyv( our combined wealth as a nation ( from unmerited favour from ibb.

Can you compare someone like that to self made billionaires like Jay z and others.

Then something is fundamentally wrong with Nigerians.

Dangote and others too same thing combined wealth of Nigerians

Just like me and my brother even though we are married we do things together.

He even uses my Certificate to work bear my name.

And the best part of all.

We share babes together we dey do pass around crazy things men don do.

Person just ask a simple yes or no question them turn am to God of throne abi na throne of God.

Baba there's no plant in this world as powerful as neem plant.

You can take what I said to me the bank.

My magnificent 5

My magnificent 5 is all I need thanks to chief Odo

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_Modu

Sauce make I add salt and pepper?

Nigga was a legend

Also I'll now move to on page SEO.

If you learn on page SEO very well you'll require less links to rank.

The way I was taught is that:
You do your on page SEO and
create articles that attract links

On page SEO is simple what you can do to make your website easy for Google and other search engine to understand what your website is about.

Link are important in SEO and blogging anyone that says otherwise is simply ignorant.

But link can be game if you've coins.
On page cannot be gamed it's either you know how to do it or you don't.

But if you know your on page you'll require less links to rank.

This is why knowing on page SEO is important.

If you want to really know on page SEO subscribe to a software called Cora.

Less than 200 seos use the software and those guys are masters at the game.

Otherwise you can find someone who can run a Cora report and can interpret the data for you.

If you take the data and apply it to any keyword it work.

On page SEO will be next

Happy New months

I've been getting lots of emails lately and those who have my number have started sending incredible and unrealistic demands.

Some are saying I should start a WhatsApp or telegram group... it's not going to happen because I don't have time to hold someone hands.

I've lot's of things going on.
I've a day job
I write for my site
And I've a family
Whatpps or telegram group will not be possible except I want to deceive myself.

What I can do is simple I can show anyone how to find low competitive keyword and explain all the nuisance to it.

Here's the only condition.

You'll have to provide your own Semrush account.

Here's how to get an account

You can get a 7 days trial using any online card.
You can find vendors on nairaland who sell Semrush account for a month.
You can use noxtools dot com to buy for less than $4.

If you can do that I know you're really ready.

If you provide your Semrush account I'll do a screen share video going over your keyword and what you can do to rank.

This will not take my time and will prevent unnecessary back and front.

For those sending email make ona continue ooo come ask questions here you no ask na unessesary email you dey send.

I hail you ooo

meobizy:
Na him olosho no dey marry her best performing client? Sex is overrated.

Who tell you, I no fit count how many olosho money I don chop.

If say toto swear dey kill person I for don buy land for 6fit.

U1:
@haggai247, the questions are the bold sections above. These are in reference to the information you have shared on this thread/forum, including the screenshots.

For Google trend you've five keyword to imput and compare how popular these keywords are.

See the picture below

For Semrush it has to be one after the other.

2 I only have social media profile for my site because of eeat by Google I've three websites one a course selling website and two niche site.

The essence of getting Semrush login means you already have a niche in mind.

All keyword will be used for the sites.

One KEYWORD per page or post that's why I thought you were talking about categories.

Hope I've explained it well.

online4business:
No be like this I teach you na. Without interpreting the data for them it'll be almost impossible to make it blogging.

Tell them how to spot the gems I showed you.

Small traffic big affiliate commission.
Big traffic zero display ads profit(aka senseless writing for rank.
How to spot easy to write and rank keywords.

I see you are going well.

My Nigerian line has been disabled (remove sim) to keep some people from unnecessary demands.

Email me with my formal email address I sent you.

Tell damix I said hi

Greetings
It'll be almost impossible to write out these things as you well know office work chock me for neck.
I dey shuttle River and bayelsa lately for consultancy stuff (my oga won a contract there)

I also must do customer service for the course site.
And also write for my site( that one na morning routine sha)

The free time I get is what I use to do this lesson and trying to explain as you said will be almost impossible.

You know I've to travel considerable distance to learn this one on one.

I dey sure say yourself no go fit show me on line like this because of the explanation.

What I can do is to do screen recording like you showed me and explain everything.

However it's not for everyone.

I no tell you this story say someone called me seconds I was about to do a presentation dey ask me question.

This was a person I've explained myself over and over again using my Semr@ush guru account ooo.

from that day I just stop.

I told him if you want a detailed guide provide your Semrush account and I'll show you everything.

Na so the guy man rest.

Mistura03:
@Nemisis0147 it seems like they were all in on it because the way the customer service agent was answering me sef was somehow and she keeps asking me leading questions like she wants me to admit to something

Here's what you should do NOW MISTURA03

EMAIL ACCESS BANK AND CBN FRAUD UNIT WITH ALL (EVIDENCE) TRANSACTIONS ALERT.

HERE'S HOW.

EMAIL ACCESS BANK AND PROVIDE ALL THE EVIDENCE SO THAT THEY WILL ACKNOWLEDGE THAT TRULY YOUR MONEY IS MISSING.

BUT MAKE SURE IN THE EMAIL YOU COPY CBN FRAUD UNIT SO THAT CBN WILL ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A CASE.

IF THEN BO REFUND YOUR MONEY ASAP MAKE I KNOW WHY.


cpd@cbn.gov.ng

email at cpd@cbn.gov.ng,

contactcbn@cbn.gov.ng,

U1:
Thanks for your response!

But my questions really didn't have categories in focus. They were more in reference to the information you shared previously. So, I don't really feel they were addressed.

But my questions really didn't have categories in focus. They were more in reference to the information you shared previously. So, I don't really feel they were addressed

Point the area you really want answers to