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LiteratureWhat You Need To Hear This Morning by Hallexander(op):
You wake up, stretch out, you sit on the bed you think of what's next, you feel very weak, buh there is really nothing there, its just the mind feeling weary,
I want you to remember coz you already know that
"The world is so desolate or what do you think, everyone so desperate like a pen with. no ink
No one wants to help, they'll rather pay to watch someone stand on water than to render that help
Everyone wants too much, even those that have already wants even more
Take your time and look at the past, even the past seems better than the present, how sure are we that the mystery of the future will not become a misery to those that penury has destroyed their life internally"
I want you to think about this to shake off any doubt then stay strong and keep moving forward, see
"Its every man for him self, so stand and work till ur legacy cannot be pushed aside, show the world, that you are a root that cannot be shook easy, we will make if we don't bulge to the pains we face, just remember we are stronger than yesterday #davies
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Nairaland GeneralQuestion Of The Day by Hallexander(op): 7:50am On Jan 27, 2016
QUESTION OF THE DAY He doesn't drink at all, » He doesn't smoke, » He doesn't sleep around with girls, » He has never kissed, » He doesn't ask for kiss or romance from a lady, » He's handsome and trustworthy. » He is very kind and have fearing of God, » He is very adorable and caring. » He is after true love not sex » He is intelligent but not a womanizer » He can do anything for a woman but won't ask for sex. » He hate sex. » . Do such guy really EXIST? Yes No Maybe Hell No .
RomanceA QUESTION That Needs An ANSWER by Hallexander(op): 11:26pm On Jan 26, 2016
Ur girlfriend used your picture as her profile pix, just bcoz her real boyfriend is asleep, by d time her real boyfriend wakes up, she can't change d pix, due to network problem, so she decided to change her status to
R.I.P BROTHER!!
What will you do..?
Jokes EtcRe: Who Can Solve This Riddle by Hallexander(op): 7:00am On Jan 26, 2016
The statement of the man was “I will be killed by trampling of wild buffalo”. The king would not have to contradict himself. So he set the man free
Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 6:33am On Jan 26, 2016
OPCNAIRALAND:
Where can i apply to work at Victoria's Secrethuh
Lol
Jokes EtcRe: Who Can Solve This Riddle by Hallexander(op): 6:32am On Jan 26, 2016
Its very simple, just rethink, the answer is already in the question
Jokes EtcRe: Who Can Solve This Riddle by Hallexander(op): 6:31am On Jan 26, 2016
Ayt27:
The man says to the king I will die 3 days before you die.
Funny but not the ansWer
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Help, I Don't Know What To Do by Hallexander(op): 12:05am On Jan 26, 2016
I just need an honest advice
Jokes EtcRe: Who Can Solve This Riddle by Hallexander(op): 12:04am On Jan 26, 2016
divinehand2003:
I am dumb
If he says I am dumb, he'll be killed by buffaloes coz its a lie
Jokes EtcRe: Who Can Solve This Riddle by Hallexander(op): 11:56pm On Jan 25, 2016
Jephz:
the man's statement was "I will be killed
Its wrong, if he says I would be killed its true because either way he Is going to die, then lions have to kill him
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Help, I Don't Know What To Do by Hallexander(op): 11:44pm On Jan 25, 2016
Its just that I love her so much
Nairaland GeneralPlease Help, I Don't Know What To Do by Hallexander(op): 11:32pm On Jan 25, 2016
I have a girlfriend. She is 17, while Iam 19. She is using
Blackberry and iphone while I am using samsung
galaxy s4. I bought the phones for her because I love
her so much. I send 5000 airtime to her everyday but
she doesn't call me. She only flashes me. Whenever
we go to restaurant I buy maltina and fried rice + liver for her while I drink only coke and eat biscuit. One day
I bought 5000 airtime for her; when we were
together, she called another guy and told the guy that
she loves him and will marry him. When I asked her
who she was calling, she said that she was only
joking.She has never ever visited my house and she doesn't allow me to visit her house. Whenever I want
to hug her she would shout at me harshly. What
should I do? Should I increase the recharge card I buy
for her to 10000 airtime? or should I buy another
Blackberry phone (850000) for her and
iphone6(2500000)for her too? I know that she loves me very much and she is just pretending as she dont.
Or wat do u guys think??
#copied
Jokes EtcWho Can Solve This Riddle by Hallexander(op): 11:02pm On Jan 25, 2016
#copied

Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 10:16pm On Jan 25, 2016
Now the question is, if you are as rich as dangote, and your wife says she wants to buy any of this what will be your reaction
Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 10:00pm On Jan 25, 2016
Swisslbra .Na she go kill you.. No worry nah pay half payment before delivery. Just send $30 million to my account
Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 8:52pm On Jan 25, 2016
SwissIBRA:
Chaiiii this #1 make sense sha grin
The smaller the quantity, the higher the price
Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 8:23pm On Jan 25, 2016
Lalasticlala
Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 8:20pm On Jan 25, 2016
1.Molly Sims Bra – Price: $20 million
Nah this one pain me pass the complete bikini na $30 million

Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 8:17pm On Jan 25, 2016
2. Red Hot Fantasy Bra – Price: $15 million

Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 8:16pm On Jan 25, 2016
3. Heavenly Star Bra – Price: $12.5 million

Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 8:15pm On Jan 25, 2016
4. Sexy Splendor Fantasy Bra – Price: $12.5 million

Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 8:14pm On Jan 25, 2016
5. Very Sexy Fantasy Bra – Price: $11 million

Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 8:13pm On Jan 25, 2016
6. Royal Fantasy Bra – Price: $10 million

Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 8:11pm On Jan 25, 2016
7. Star of Victoria Fantasy Bra – Price: $10 million

Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 8:10pm On Jan 25, 2016
8. Heavenly 70 Fantasy Bra – Price: $10 million

Nairaland GeneralRe: BRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 8:08pm On Jan 25, 2016
9. Hearts On Fire Diamond Fantasy Bra – Price: $6.5 million

Nairaland GeneralBRASSIERS That Can Buy 200 RANGE ROVERS by Hallexander(op): 8:00pm On Jan 25, 2016
10. Black Diamond Fantasy Miracle Bra – Price: $5 million

BusinessRe: How Bet9ja Ruined My Life! by Hallexander(m): 6:25pm On Jan 25, 2016
My teeth don open like shit
Nairaland GeneralBreaking News by Hallexander(op): 6:20pm On Jan 25, 2016
BREAKING NEWS:
..........EASTER MAY BE
POSTPONED.
Report says Judas is refusing to betray
Jesus this year. He claims
The 30 pieces of silver is too small due to
current economy situation.
He is demanding 100% increment on the amount.
Negotiation are still
ongoing which means that Easter may not be
celebrated this year.
You are here by advise to free your goats and
chicken awaiting
crucifixion during the Easter season pending
when he will receive alert
In his bank.
Judas and his entire family duly apologize for the
inconveniences
caused.
Have a great week ahead of you
Nairaland GeneralOpen Letter To Lassa Fever by Hallexander(op): 6:15pm On Jan 25, 2016
OPEN LETTER TO LASSA FEVER
Dear Lassa baby,First of all, ur fada!
Now, when Bird flu came, we were told to forsake chicken,
we reluctantly obeyed.
When Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsake bushmeat,
we obeyed. And now u, u jst came & without the fear of God
in u, u said we shld forsake garri Garri ke?
Do u know how helpful Garri is to Nigerians especially
Nigerian students? Honestly, if Nigerians student swear for
u, ur tenure no go last reach anoda 1 week. Nonsense!
#copied
Jokes EtcRe: When You See Your Ex Who Dumped You Because You Had No Car (Photo) by Hallexander(m): 5:57pm On Jan 25, 2016
I will actually greet her formally, ask her if she wants a ride and actually force her to accept, then I go on my AC, loud my gbedu, play ola dips x reminisce (bounce)
RomanceRe: Would You Serve Jail Term For Your Babe To Be Released? (photo) by Hallexander(m): 5:50pm On Jan 25, 2016
Seriously.....hmmm, its big deal, but if her family fit pay me like 1 million naira, as kpe we be family, I go do am, if not, she can go to hell, the 1m nah my 3months salary

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