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You wake up, stretch out, you sit on the bed you think of what's next, you feel very weak, buh there is really nothing there, its just the mind feeling weary, I want you to remember coz you already know that "The world is so desolate or what do you think, everyone so desperate like a pen with. no ink No one wants to help, they'll rather pay to watch someone stand on water than to render that help Everyone wants too much, even those that have already wants even more Take your time and look at the past, even the past seems better than the present, how sure are we that the mystery of the future will not become a misery to those that penury has destroyed their life internally" I want you to think about this to shake off any doubt then stay strong and keep moving forward, see "Its every man for him self, so stand and work till ur legacy cannot be pushed aside, show the world, that you are a root that cannot be shook easy, we will make if we don't bulge to the pains we face, just remember we are stronger than yesterday #davies Copyright |
QUESTION OF THE DAY
He doesn't drink at all,
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He doesn't smoke,
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He doesn't sleep around with girls,
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He has never kissed,
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He doesn't ask for kiss or romance from a lady,
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He's handsome and trustworthy.
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He is very kind and have fearing of God,
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He is very adorable and caring.
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He is after true love not sex
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He is intelligent but not a womanizer
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He can do anything for a woman but won't ask
for sex.
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He hate sex.
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Do such guy really EXIST?
Yes
No
Maybe
Hell No
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Ur girlfriend used your picture as her profile pix, just bcoz her real boyfriend is asleep, by d time her real boyfriend wakes up, she can't change d pix, due to network problem, so she decided to change her status to R.I.P BROTHER!! What will you do..? |
The statement of the man was “I will be killed by trampling of wild buffalo”. The king would not have to contradict himself. So he set the man free |
OPCNAIRALAND:Lol |
Its very simple, just rethink, the answer is already in the question |
Ayt27:Funny but not the ansWer |
I just need an honest advice |
divinehand2003:If he says I am dumb, he'll be killed by buffaloes coz its a lie |
Jephz:Its wrong, if he says I would be killed its true because either way he Is going to die, then lions have to kill him |
Its just that I love her so much |
I have a girlfriend. She is 17, while Iam 19. She is using Blackberry and iphone while I am using samsung galaxy s4. I bought the phones for her because I love her so much. I send 5000 airtime to her everyday but she doesn't call me. She only flashes me. Whenever we go to restaurant I buy maltina and fried rice + liver for her while I drink only coke and eat biscuit. One day I bought 5000 airtime for her; when we were together, she called another guy and told the guy that she loves him and will marry him. When I asked her who she was calling, she said that she was only joking.She has never ever visited my house and she doesn't allow me to visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her she would shout at me harshly. What should I do? Should I increase the recharge card I buy for her to 10000 airtime? or should I buy another Blackberry phone (850000) for her and iphone6(2500000)for her too? I know that she loves me very much and she is just pretending as she dont. Or wat do u guys think?? #copied |
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Now the question is, if you are as rich as dangote, and your wife says she wants to buy any of this what will be your reaction |
Swisslbra .Na she go kill you.. No worry nah pay half payment before delivery. Just send $30 million to my account |
SwissIBRA:The smaller the quantity, the higher the price |
Lalasticlala |
1.Molly Sims Bra – Price: $20 million Nah this one pain me pass the complete bikini na $30 million
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2. Red Hot Fantasy Bra – Price: $15 million
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3. Heavenly Star Bra – Price: $12.5 million
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4. Sexy Splendor Fantasy Bra – Price: $12.5 million
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5. Very Sexy Fantasy Bra – Price: $11 million
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6. Royal Fantasy Bra – Price: $10 million
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7. Star of Victoria Fantasy Bra – Price: $10 million
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8. Heavenly 70 Fantasy Bra – Price: $10 million
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9. Hearts On Fire Diamond Fantasy Bra – Price: $6.5 million
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10. Black Diamond Fantasy Miracle Bra – Price: $5 million
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My teeth don open like shit |
BREAKING NEWS: ..........EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED. Report says Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims The 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economy situation. He is demanding 100% increment on the amount. Negotiation are still ongoing which means that Easter may not be celebrated this year. You are here by advise to free your goats and chicken awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season pending when he will receive alert In his bank. Judas and his entire family duly apologize for the inconveniences caused. Have a great week ahead of you |
OPEN LETTER TO LASSA FEVER Dear Lassa baby,First of all, ur fada! Now, when Bird flu came, we were told to forsake chicken, we reluctantly obeyed. When Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsake bushmeat, we obeyed. And now u, u jst came & without the fear of God in u, u said we shld forsake garri Garri ke? Do u know how helpful Garri is to Nigerians especially Nigerian students? Honestly, if Nigerians student swear for u, ur tenure no go last reach anoda 1 week. Nonsense! #copied |
I will actually greet her formally, ask her if she wants a ride and actually force her to accept, then I go on my AC, loud my gbedu, play ola dips x reminisce (bounce) |
Seriously.....hmmm, its big deal, but if her family fit pay me like 1 million naira, as kpe we be family, I go do am, if not, she can go to hell, the 1m nah my 3months salary |

