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GUYS:if you visit your girlfriend,then wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to use the toilet,after using the toilet,only for you to return and meet your girlfriend in the position of the girl@ the below pic
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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Make it 2.1m

Awoof don land again oooooo

This car must go before friday by fire and Thunder

Reg. Honda CrossTour 2010, neatly baked, leather, 43k miles, alloy, ac, auto, 6 CD loader, Bluetooth, perfect engine & gear.. Buy and Cruise @2.3m

NO REVERSE CAM, NAVI OR DVD

Location: VGC
Contacts: 08141662666,08094403816

Whatsapp:08028297594: BBM:329D2FDE

For any choice of your cars don't hesitate too call me
Serious buyers only...[color=#000099][/color]

I remember my primary school days,I do wrap poly bag as my school bag

call for your neatly used Qx4 infiniti SUV jeep 2000
model with: Automatic gear transmission.
leather interior. Factory chilling front and rear Ac
vent. Alloy wheels. First body paint. Air bag intact.
Accident free. Cd player Fm/Am stereo. Power
steering and suspension okay
Contacts:08141662666,08094403816
Location:Yaba,Lagos
Whatsapp:08028297594[color=#550000][/color]

It Oshiomole na

the owner took it out,so before coming back it already late,but you can check in today bro,It now available [color=#550000][/color]

620k last

Registered. Sparking clean,Toyota. Camry big daddy,
2005. Model,Leather Interior seat, factory.low mileage,
Engine,faactory Ac. Chilled,Automatic drive, Auto.
Windows and doors, central lock,fascinating clean
interior,First body, 4cylinder engine
plugs, very clean and neat. No. Single. Issue, just
test drive. And buy.
Contacts:08141662666,08094403816
Location:Yaba,Lagos
Whatsapp:08028297594,BBm:329D2FDE[color=#000099][/color]

Available for sale is this Clean, Smooth driving 2004
Honda Accord EX EOD. Vehicle is available
with :4plugs,Auto transmission, Gorgeous Leather
,Premium Factory Wheels, Power Windows,
Power Locks, Power Steering,Power sunroof,Climate
Control, Premium Factory Sound System, 6-In dash
CD Changer, Fog Lights, Cruise Control and much
more...
The car is in perfect condition but dashboard problem
Price:#900,000
Location:Yaba, Lagos
Contacts:08141662666,08094403816
Whatsapp:08028297594,Bbm:329D2FDE

Nigeria used Toyota Camry orobo well used give
away price, auto drive, factory fitted ac, first body,
alloy wheel and good tyres:Price,#550,000
Location:Yaba,Lagos
Contacts:08094403816,08141662666
Whatsapp:08028297594,bbm:329D2FDE
And for any choice of ur car,do not hesitate to contact....

Can you allow your best friend be your family doctor? If YES/NO Why Surport your opinion with some reasons and let's have fun...

Kingklent:
What else am I gonna do if not call in my dogs to do justice

Lool yes o

qadeerkug:
snake nor dey near our house sef talk of enter mah room mchew oga musa go kill em

lool

It 620k last [color=#550000][/color]

delaw4u:
500k

it 620k last[color=#550000][/color]

Toyota Camry, 1999 Model, Automatic Gear, Zero
Fix, Buy & Drive,first body,low mileage, A.c Chiling & many more. Please
This Car Is Only For Serious Buyers
Amount:#630,000
Location:Yaba,Lagos
Contacts:08094403816,08141662666
Whatsapp:08028297594,BBM:329D2FDE[color=#550000][/color]

Toyota Camry, 1999 Model, Automatic Gear, Zero
Fix, Buy & Drive,first body,low mileage, A.c Chiling & many more. Please
This Car Is Only For Serious Buyers
Location:Yaba,Lagos
Contacts:08094403816,08141662666
Whatsapp:08028297594,BBM:329D2FDE

:oWhat would you do? Imagine you're alone in a room and you saw a snake, just about when you want to kill it, the power goes off!![color=#550000][/color]

On the face of it, bubbly Oghosa Ovienrioba is a 22-year-old with a bright future ahead of her. A pretty and intelligent Law Graduate, Oghosa is also a popular vlogger to boot. But Oghosa used to hide a dark secret: she was addicted to online pornography.

It was an addiction that first kicked in when she was just 14 years old and sneaked a look at online porn on her computer. And from the ages of 18 to 21, she would lock herself in a dark room & watch adult movies endlessly.
At her worst point, Oghosa would masturbate between five and six times a day - and watched a total of over 400 hours of adult material
But now Oghosa has become a hero to other sufferers after bravely speaking out about her porn addiction on YouTube - in a series that has amassed over 800,000 hits.
Oghosa says, 'When I uploaded that video in February, I had no idea how phenomenal the response would be. I received hundred of heartwarming comments from women who were going through the same thing for years. Lots of people don’t think girls can suffer a porn addiction but it’s a problem for both sexes. I hope I can help others out there - talking about your problem is the first step.'
Oghosa, who began watching online pornography in 2006, says that it was dangerously easy for her to access.
She said: 'I was 14 years old when I went to find porn on the internet. It was out of curiosity and it was just a simple Google search for me to get hold of an adult movie.
'When I first watched it, my reaction was shock. But gradually over time, that shock becomes excitement and I would use any porn that I could get my hands on.'
Her habit started to become a worrying obsession by age 16 when she began watching adult movies as often as she could.
She said: 'I was watching it so much that I started to get bored by the "normal" soft porn movies.
'I wasn't getting the buzz that I felt when I first saw it - in fact I was almost desensitised to that content.
'I went from watching soft pornography to dodgier stuff to get the kick I needed.'
Oghosa's addiction briefly stopped when she had a six-month relationship with a boy at age 18.
But when she started university and found herself single again, the downward spiral of her addiction recommenced.
She said: 'I was at a university and alone in a new city. I guess it was a trigger and I just went downhill from there. 
'For a period of two to three years, I was watching porn on a daily basis and sometimes masturbating over six times per day. It was all I could think about.'
She continued: 'I didn't see people as people anymore - they were just sex objects to me.
'The simplest things could set me off such as a girl unbuttoning her blouse or a boy taking his top off. Everything made me want more.
'I would sit in my room alone for hours, with the lights off, watching porn. I felt lonely and ashamed of myself.'
When Oghosa turned 21, she found Christianity and knew it was time to confront her problem. She made several lifestyle changes so she would not return to old habits again.
She says: 'I spoke to a friend about my addiction and that was a huge release for me. It was a first step.
'Talking about it made me realise how much of a problem it was - you're only as sick as the secrets you keep. 
'As a Christian, you have to be quite controlled about what you let into your heart, in terms of what you see and do.' 

She continued: 'So now, I don’t read sex scenes in books and I don’t listen to oversexualised music. 
'There are some artists that just sing about sex and it’s best to avoid that, I also try to avoid inappropriate programmes on TV late at night.'
As part of her recovery process, she posted a YouTube video in February 2014 in which she revealed her porn addiction to the world. The response from viewers was overwhelmingly positive.
She explains: 'When I read some of the comments on that video, it brings a tear to my eye. People have told me how alone they felt with their addiction until they saw my video.'
Oghosa believes that there should be age restrictions on online pornography to make it less available to children.
'It’s heartbreaking to know that children can still access pornography so easily like I did. There are age restrictions on drinking and smoking - the same should go for porn.'
A spokeperson for The Marylebone Centre of Psychological Therapies said: 'The internet is having a huge impact on human sexuality as an infinite variety of material is available through picture sites, chat rooms, live shows, bulletin boards and web-cams.
'Internet sexual addiction is a form of sexual addiction and it is important to have someone to talk to about your feelings in general.'

ivyT:
Runs girls don't have a choice, do they?

Let the bashing begin
*runs away*

Runs girl have lot of choice na

neatly used Qx4 infiniti SUV jeep 2000
model with: Automatic gear transmission. Neutral
leather interior. Factory chilling front and rear Ac
vent. Alloy wheels. First body paint. Air bag intact.
Accident free.mileage,13621 Cd player Fm/Am stereo. Power
steering and suspension okay. Good movement.
Good tyres :
Amount:#650,000
Contacts:08094403816,08141662666
Location:yaba ,Lagos
Whatsapp:08028297594

[/color][color=#550000]If you are looking for quick bleeping (please, be wise!), you can go ahead and get yourself hooked to a runs girl for all I care. But if you are looking for a nice, ambitious, focused and omiemieristic young woman, then you should observe the following traits of a runs girl, who might just be out there to ruin your entire career and get your whole life messed up!!!

1) A runs girl hardly talks about the future as regards her academic pursuits! By their fruits, ye shall know them How can you claim to be an undergraduate, yet you frown and feel uncomfortable when you discuss with a young man on a date? What would she want to discuss with the guy then? Should it be se.x or how jump from one night club to the other? If you go out with a girl on a date and she frowns at the slightest hint of study, quiz, assignments, exams, research, etc, run away from her! The possiblity that she is a runs girl is very high! Chai!!! Unu ge gbum mmadu

2) If she goes on a date with you, observe her responses carefully. The truth is that, she doesn’t want to engage in any intelligent conversation with you. Gush! Intelligent conversations that deal with life’s reality bore her a lot. She is just interested in how much you are ready to give her and where and how soon the bleeping would take place! Run boy, and don’t forget to write a ‘thank you’ letter to me

3) Watch her movement in school. They are mostly on and off. They travel a lot…to Lagos to bleep Tomide…to Onitsha to bleep Dike…to Zaria to bleep Haruna…to Warri to bleep Chief Omiragua . They are hardly found on campus during weekends except they have ‘clients’ in town!

4) They look very expensive all the time. Though they might be very cheap! As cheap as 500 naira per round! Don’t let their brazilian hairs, expensive communication gadgets (phones, ipads, etc), make-up, artificial nails and eye-lashes deceive you! They are all fake! Try to go see dia papa house; na zinc house!

5) You hardly visit them and meet them studying. When would they have time to study when they are busy sending unclad pics to their clients and negotiating meeting points and oloshoristic visits!


6) They always use near-unclad pics as their display pictures on social networks. Those pics where their big butts, boobs and laps are revealed flagrantly! All these are done to sell ‘market’. No decent girl does that.

7) They are the ones that bleep those pot-bellied and goatee lecturers that look like Victor Osuagwu in other to pass exams! No decent girl who is intelligent and knows what brought her to school would do that.

We all know some gurls can pretend to be decent, but the above are clear signs you should watch out for!

God bless everyone reading this post!

Feel free to Add yours.

From Handzomee

If you are looking for quick bleeping (please, be wise!), you can go ahead and get yourself hooked to a runs girl for all I care. But if you are looking for a nice, ambitious, focused and omiemieristic young woman, then you should observe the following traits of a runs girl, who might just be out there to ruin your entire career and get your whole life messed up!!!

1) A runs girl hardly talks about the future as regards her academic pursuits! By their fruits, ye shall know them How can you claim to be an undergraduate, yet you frown and feel uncomfortable when you discuss with a young man on a date? What would she want to discuss with the guy then? Should it be se.x or how jump from one night club to the other? If you go out with a girl on a date and she frowns at the slightest hint of study, quiz, assignments, exams, research, etc, run away from her! The possiblity that she is a runs girl is very high! Chai!!! Unu ge gbum mmadu

2) If she goes on a date with you, observe her responses carefully. The truth is that, she doesn’t want to engage in any intelligent conversation with you. Gush! Intelligent conversations that deal with life’s reality bore her a lot. She is just interested in how much you are ready to give her and where and how soon the bleeping would take place! Run boy, and don’t forget to write a ‘thank you’ letter to me

3) Watch her movement in school. They are mostly on and off. They travel a lot…to Lagos to bleep Tomide…to Onitsha to bleep Dike…to Zaria to bleep Haruna…to Warri to bleep Chief Omiragua . They are hardly found on campus during weekends except they have ‘clients’ in town!

4) They look very expensive all the time. Though they might be very cheap! As cheap as 500 naira per round! Don’t let their brazilian hairs, expensive communication gadgets (phones, ipads, etc), make-up, artificial nails and eye-lashes deceive you! They are all fake! Try to go see dia papa house; na zinc house!

5) You hardly visit them and meet them studying. When would they have time to study when they are busy sending unclad pics to their clients and negotiating meeting points and oloshoristic visits!


6) They always use near-unclad pics as their display pictures on social networks. Those pics where their big butts, boobs and laps are revealed flagrantly! All these are done to sell ‘market’. No decent girl does that.

7) They are the ones that bleep those pot-bellied and goatee lecturers that look like Victor Osuagwu in other to pass exams! No decent girl who is intelligent and knows what brought her to school would do that.

We all know some gurls can pretend to be decent, but the above are clear signs you should watch out for!

God bless everyone reading this post!

Feel free to Add yours.
From Handzomee

[quote author=haibe post=31414414]It can only happen in parts of Africa like nigeria[/quote,it happen across the world

it not a surprise anymore coz it d end time... [color=#550000][/color]

KashyBaby:
OMG....tats insane.

[color=#770077][/color]End time we are