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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by harffie(m): 4:48am On Sep 16, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
Repent or I arrange this chick for you

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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by harffie(m): 4:45am On Sep 16, 2017

missbeckykisses:
my chewst, I mean my breaswst hahaha my ex can't even last up to 5mins sef and he has cum, ended the relationship cos dude almost had me pregnant

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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by harffie(m): 4:44am On Sep 16, 2017

When she calls after three weeks telling you that she hasn't seen her period.... grin

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Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Replies Runtown: "Why You Still A Slave In 2017? by harffie(m): 5:01am On Sep 11, 2017

Narldon:

I CAN SEE THAT TEMI OTEDOLA HAS RESET YOUR BRAIN TO DEFAULT SETTINGS..

BREAKING NEWS!

It's Exactly nine months before FIFA World Cup 2018 in Russia.

That means if you impregnate your girlfriend/sidechick now...

You will be busy with maternity issues while your friends are watching world cup.

Single AF

Travel › Re: Topless Lady On A Motorbike Along Lekki Expressway In Lagos. Photos by harffie(m): 4:52am On Sep 11, 2017

lafflaff123:
Bad pictures.

Why were they not taken from the front?so that the association of "vetters" can vet if the London Bridge has fallen.

70% of the Olosho's in Lagos State live in the Lekki/Ajah Axis. The funny part is that they all claim to be interior decorators, or make up artist.

I concur...at least I know one house close to mine in phase 1 then along Aliu Animashaun....na the Lekki phase 1 chairman later sent them packing... grin

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nbl:- I never saw a lady twice tho. Plus dem fine

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Romance › Re: Neighbours Are Tired Of Our Moaning; Nigerian Man Shares Photos Of Oyinbo Babe by harffie(m): 4:48am On Sep 11, 2017

decatalyst:
At least, this one makes Lotta sense...not some old looking mamas most of our guys marry just for the green card

Enjoy the punna till Una neighbors ears goes deaf!

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage And J Cole Pictured Together by harffie(m): 4:11pm On Sep 04, 2017

Pets › Re: Rotweiller Puppies Ready For New Homes (ibadan) by harffie(m): 9:08pm On Aug 14, 2017

Last?

Forum Games › Detective Mysteries - Come In If You're Smart... by harffie(op): 8:00am On Aug 11, 2017

I have been inspired to post detective puzzles here...oya NL occupants, Leggo.. grin

1) An old man ankit lives alone in a flat. Because of his age , he is not able to move comfortably and hence most of the things used to be delivered to his house.

On Friday while delivering the mail , postman feels something suspicious in the flat and try to look inside through the key hole and he saw a blood filled body of the old man.

CID arrived the scene.
On the outside of flat , he found two bottles of warm milk , Tuesday newspaper, some unopened mails , some gifts.

CID waste no time to find the murderer.

Who was the murderer ?

2) Poirot Detective reviewed the information they had on the case so far.

A lady named 'monica' was found shot and Hercule already had a list of suspects : rooney , torres , dabid , messi , ronaldo
Killer is a fan of Hercule and chalenge him by leaving notes at various places.

# The first was found in a drawing room.
# The second was found in an art room.
# The third was in a bed room.
# the fourth in an ice-cream room.
# The fifth at the desk room

All of the notes read the same thing, 'The clues are where you find the notes.' Still , nothing was found anywhere.
Hercule Poirot pause for a moment and den arrested the killer. Who was the killer ?

3) One evening there was a murder in the home of married couple, their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime.

The other one helped the murderer.

These are the things we know for sure:

1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same sex.

2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same sex.

3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same sex.

4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim.

5. The father was the oldest member of the family.

6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family.

Who was the murderer?

Forum Games › Re: Can You Tell Who’s Responsible For The Killing? by harffie(m): 7:50am On Aug 11, 2017

It No 3.. Convince me buy explaining why she brought empty bag to an eatery and why she has a cup of water on her table already when the chef is bringing her another cup of water and something...
Perhaps, she's sitting on the dead woman's table.
Hmmm.....that her empty bag tho., huh

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Business › Re: After 39.6% Growth, Analyst Still Bullish On Nigerian Equities Market by harffie(m): 7:28am On Aug 09, 2017

Treasure1919:
FTC

Business › Re: After 39.6% Growth, Analyst Still Bullish On Nigerian Equities Market by harffie(m): 7:26am On Aug 09, 2017

Now I know how FTC feels....
grin

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Business › Re: We Will Soon Create A Portal To Stop Fake Insurance Papers – Assbifi by harffie(m): 7:25am On Aug 09, 2017

Romance › Re: When A Man Asks A Girl If She Ever Had Sex With Her Ex-boyfriend? by harffie(m): 7:25am On Aug 09, 2017

MrRhymes101:
Before nko? Was he expecting u guys to be selling suya? Did u tell him u were dating an aboki?

Lol...

Car Talk › Re: Who Can Handle This 2,000 Horsepower Nissan GT-R? (video) by harffie(m): 7:15am On Aug 09, 2017

bsideboii:
2,000hp is huge nw.

No mind some peeps here....oversabi handler...haha

Car Talk › Re: Who Can Handle This 2,000 Horsepower Nissan GT-R? (video) by harffie(m): 7:14am On Aug 09, 2017

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Says DNA Result Linking Igbos To Jews Is Positive (Video) by harffie(m): 3:29pm On Aug 07, 2017

GuyWise:
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Afonjas always afraid to accept the fact that igbos are superior than them.

So you be Israeli now mean say you better pass Yorubas....wow what a great thinking... grin

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Food › Re: Manta Ray: Fish Caught In Bayelsa State. Photos by harffie(m): 1:00pm On Aug 07, 2017

arinzeejikonye:
That is a ray fish,
Nigerian coastal shoreline so blessed with aquatic biodiversity

Not Ray but it belongs to the Family... Ray has a tail but I can't find here...
Modified....seen other types of Rays... I didn't know this one, now I do..

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Politics › Re: Oando Declares N4.6bn PAT In H1 2017 by harffie(m): 7:02am On Aug 02, 2017

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Group Field Engineer For Piling Recruitment (10 Positions) by harffie(m): 2:32pm On Jul 28, 2017

Family › Re: Why Men Scared Of Getting Married by harffie(m): 11:55am On Jul 28, 2017

Ladies are bitch3s...it's that simple.

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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Vows To Shutdown Ebonyi State For Three Days by harffie(m): 11:31am On Jul 28, 2017

NaoSlay:
No wonder you guys are referred to as illiterate ,so those governors and your obi that are against nnamdi KANU are afonja also.

Do away from my mention please.

I love this reply...

Romance › Re: This Nigerian Lady's Boyfriend Of 2 Years, Married Another Today by harffie(m): 5:08am On Jul 25, 2017

pocohantas:
I done talk am before...
Fear guys, fear their friends.

They'll know you are a side chick and be like "our wife, you done come? Anytime you no dey around...this my man no dey get imsef. Shey you go cook that your jollof rice for us?" Babe go dey blush, commot shoe, fold hair...start to cook...as wife material wey she be. Some go even commot pant join.

Chai! Thunder will fall on all of una o...endtime guys
Babe sorry you hear.

Same goes for girls too...imagine a girl having more than 3 bfs...ha I fear girls o...nbl

Car Talk › Re: Question For Vehicle Owners by harffie(m): 5:18am On Jul 24, 2017

LeJeun3:

Those guys are good at low balling....

Hi, please kindly check your mail. I sent you one yesterday.
Thanks.

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by harffie(m): 5:23pm On Jul 23, 2017

Ruled out cases of corruption which is yet to be revealed to the entire public is nothing but corruption

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Christianity Etc › Re: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by harffie(m): 7:56am On Jul 23, 2017

ikp120:
I think you are actually misinterpreting what you see.

This particular case is not a ghost as it were, but a person (human being) with evil intention towards you guys, like a ritualist or a weirdo.

You're simply seeing through people in funny ways. The guy walking backwards was actually a guy whose life has been fvcked up.

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Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by harffie(m): 7:45am On Jul 23, 2017

adelacuna:
Nothing seems right to a fool.

Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by harffie(m): 7:40am On Jul 23, 2017

malificent:
There is no excuse to not call your partner, it leads to communication problems. OP have you tried talking it out with him? If he persists, then you sef lock up, if he really loves you he should learn to call you atleast once in a day. You shouldn't be the one doing all the calling, it's a 2way thing.

There's something I don't get, is it a must for the guy to call first? If you really love him, you don't need to bother who calls first. Since when has calling been the definition of love? Find something to do with your time op.

Phones › Re: Airtel Launches Unlimited Data Packages. See Prices & Codes by harffie(m): 12:59pm On Jul 17, 2017

ovaRAYted:
i really doubt its unlimited...if not why the different price segregation?its supposed to be a fixed price for the specified tenure to enjoy the "unlimited" data usage.

I think it's for different download speeds.. I mean they can limit the bandwidth of your download and all.

Career › Re: Ayodele Fayose Promotes 9,583 Workers by harffie(m): 7:03am On Jul 17, 2017

Properties › Re: Building Plan Of A 2 Bedroom Block Of 4 Flats - Need Suggestions by harffie(m): 7:02am On Jul 17, 2017

Nice...I think the Ground floor V.T is too close to the kitchen...if it's possible it's somewhere.

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