TonyeBarcanista:

Repent or I arrange this chick for you

missbeckykisses:
my chewst, I mean my breaswst hahaha my ex can't even last up to 5mins sef and he has cum, ended the relationship cos dude almost had me pregnant

Narldon:



I CAN SEE THAT TEMI OTEDOLA HAS RESET YOUR BRAIN TO DEFAULT SETTINGS..



BREAKING NEWS!


It's Exactly nine months before FIFA World Cup 2018 in Russia.



That means if you impregnate your girlfriend/sidechick now...



You will be busy with maternity issues while your friends are watching world cup.

lafflaff123:
Bad pictures.

Why were they not taken from the front?so that the association of "vetters" can vet if the London Bridge has fallen.

70% of the Olosho's in Lagos State live in the Lekki/Ajah Axis. The funny part is that they all claim to be interior decorators, or make up artist.

decatalyst:
At least, this one makes Lotta sense...not some old looking mamas most of our guys marry just for the green card


Enjoy the punna till Una neighbors ears goes deaf!

Treasure1919:
FTC

MrRhymes101:
Before nko? Was he expecting u guys to be selling suya? Did u tell him u were dating an aboki?

bsideboii:
2,000hp is huge nw.

GuyWise:
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Afonjas always afraid to accept the fact that igbos are superior than them.

arinzeejikonye:
That is a ray fish,
Nigerian coastal shoreline so blessed with aquatic biodiversity

NaoSlay:


No wonder you guys are referred to as illiterate ,so those governors and your obi that are against nnamdi KANU are afonja also.

Do away from my mention please.

pocohantas:
I done talk am before...
Fear guys, fear their friends.

They'll know you are a side chick and be like "our wife, you done come? Anytime you no dey around...this my man no dey get imsef. Shey you go cook that your jollof rice for us?" Babe go dey blush, commot shoe, fold hair...start to cook...as wife material wey she be. Some go even commot pant join.

Chai! Thunder will fall on all of una o...endtime guys
Babe sorry you hear.

LeJeun3:




Those guys are good at low balling....

ikp120:
I think you are actually misinterpreting what you see.

This particular case is not a ghost as it were, but a person (human being) with evil intention towards you guys, like a ritualist or a weirdo.

You're simply seeing through people in funny ways. The guy walking backwards was actually a guy whose life has been fvcked up.

adelacuna:

Nothing seems right to a fool.

malificent:
There is no excuse to not call your partner, it leads to communication problems. OP have you tried talking it out with him? If he persists, then you sef lock up, if he really loves you he should learn to call you atleast once in a day. You shouldn't be the one doing all the calling, it's a 2way thing.

ovaRAYted:
i really doubt its unlimited...if not why the different price segregation?its supposed to be a fixed price for the specified tenure to enjoy the "unlimited" data usage.