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ms_pee: Lol

No! Buy me akara first!

9icegee: *see these girls...wot r they looking for here...and they brought their dirty linen all d way from our littl, tight, four-corner-12 by 12 room (tht 26 of us share in forum games) to come and wash openly here...and silly harlos name is dragged to d mud all d way!! ...good for him, thts wot pursuing too many girls can do to someone...one day they'l wash his boxers out in the streets [by street i mean market square actually]....by d way, lemme comment on the thread o, so i dont get banned for this...i use a special kinda soap..its calledLUXANE{I STRONGLY HOPE SHE'L NEVER MAKE IT TO THIS THREAD [STRONGLY HOPE D WHISTLE BLOWERS WONT DO THIER JOBS EITHER]}*

ms_pee: :
What? You mean harlos cannot afford a good body soap/lotion for you?
After all the noise?
We give up!

sweet tease: Do you know where they use to import the ori from? Mount everestit is special oriit is ori soap not ori pomade

ms_pee: Good morning my elder

9icegee: **will he shurrup!!! he shud go and check wot being 'nice' to too many girls have done to him here...https://www.nairaland.com/1558958/what-soap-use/3#20325885...or he missed this page on the other thread (https://www.nairaland.com/287851/last-person-post-thread-wins/930#20333420)...?? **another konji fellow!! dem don dey craze finish for this room o lol...y r they all speaking tht COPRAL's english already...?? which one b khontynew again..?? lol**

eluquenson: Talk to me...

Jbluv55: Does such a thread exist on NL or are you contemplating starting "a thread for all"?

9icegee: **i look around....where did trouble go na... i hope he has not gone missing o and den taken to de police station o...how will i be able to bale him now... picture de police station scenerio...
ME: morning sir
COPRAL: yes!!! wot it is??!!! (speaking their rotten english with blod shot eyes, red from igbo smoking)
ME: (starting to stammer and already afraid) ple....ple...plee...
COPRAL: r u a camara??!!! (good lawd!!! sir its called stammera o, not camara...ha! i almost said dt out, but trust me, i only said it in my tots)
ME: no, sir, i am not a CAMARA (but the film [for my mind o! cant dare say tht out!!]) but a...
COPRAL: sharap!!! (he actually saved me from saying "film", cos if he didnt shout, who knws, probably i wud have erronously said "film" and den all hell will let loose)
ME: yes sir!!! (i even stand at attrention plus...)
COPRAL: so, wot r u do, who is u does, and where r u done??
ME: err... sir, u meant who r u and wot do u want??
COPRAL: Yes na!!! dont u understand english??!!! (chineke? was tht english[for my mind o! dare try to ask d question out...])
ME: oh! sorry sir, i does (i guess we shud use his version of english here... )....
TO BE CONTINUED...SO, TO EVERY ONE READING, IF U LIKED WOT U READ AND WANNA KNOW HOW IT ENDED, VOTE THT I SHOULD CONTINUE, BY REPLYING THIS POST SIMPLY WITH THE WORD "CONTINUE"...[i guess its high time we did something 9ice and different here other than always doing the same boring thing, day in day out...and wots d boring thing?? wot else dan boys (harlos, obi-boy) pursuing girls (ms-pee, luxane) and girls swinging their yash (the complete sduad of the girls here) for the boys {emmyk, deiok, and the rest of the boys} and encouraging them]**

Emmyk: Behold...

9icegee: *yaba left hospital am sure...it ws long over due*

Deiok: Good morning today is 20th.

davseun2ta: "teyed"? Now I must admit , that's a difficult word to start a sentence with...*Good morning all... TGIF*

Deiok: :x8-)

talina: Nice! And its a good evening here .. Hope you are well

ms_pee: Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!
Thanks be to Jah...

ms_pee: Good morning sweetrat

Obinoscopy: You will fit in perfectly my dear. I'm here for you darling, make yourself feel at home

texanomaly: Not yet, but I will be soon. Nite nite

texanomaly: Lolz back under the covers for me.

texanomaly: I am well rested. Thank you. I was not cold. I snuggled down under the duvet. I was nice and toasty.

ms_pee: Keep quiet, devil!!!
You burnt those expensive clothes on purpose
Shebi it's because ST doesn't have any?

mysticgal: Why have i not known about this section*lawdhavemercy*

ms_pee: So who is that person? I have never lied before

Please don't come close, you might get burnt
Don't come and spoil me

Nah, you must drink this eyes-water today o

fabulousdame:
harlos fast go iron am oh
thanks dear..
nor let ur body too hot, i go do d vn wen d time reach.