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SniperInADiaper: Forgive me. Come on. An important day is coming up and it can't happen with people not accepting my apologies.

You aven't offend me so far, but i'm very sure today is the important day...
So i forgive you even tho u did nothing wrong


SNIPER,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Victor Is Termed As Loverboy

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Good morning, every living soul in the house.
My charming gud mrng

nitty ur head there o, gud morning

IZUKWU: dearie beloved fu.c.kmate

f.u.ckmate is not a good word to start a sentence, anyway it has been skipped already.

Tovot: thank u harlos,am usn ma phone, so i cant dedicate a song now,am already feeling sleepy !

You can do it any time
Gud nite my charming :- *

Tovot: harlos ,u ve kokoro ife! look for a tu.sh song!brenda go to sleep !

lol

you can dedicate ur song to that special here...

https://www.nairaland.com/1349592/like-dedicate-song-video-someone

Tovot: no i dnt ,what song is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oCCnxBos10

Tovot: u ve to be more cajoln now,btw i dnt beliv u bout dat distance thing,give me a reasn y i shld beliv u?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VP4TSdP9ng

Tovot: ur such a sweet,harlos can u see what hapens wen u dnt lyk orobo?

scopy keep off, i'm not letting go yet

thats why i dedicate that song to you, did you see it?

True2myself24: Presence won't last long because it's past your bedtime

bedtime can always be shiftt to be with you till u say gud night

Br3nd4: Harlos and his Sugar momcy

Good night guys..


Obi bring Beync back oo

gud night

Tovot: how do i cope wt only kises? bsides u said u wantd 2kip ur distance!

baby this is just within 30days can't you endure?

That distance thing, u know i don't mean it, do you?

Tovot: what does my bein orobo ve to do wt distance ?

don't worry i changed my mind

Tovot: lol, am lookn 4a new cutie, wanna apply?

tell me you don't mean it

Wasn't even concentrating on dis program again

but we now av a winner.

Tovot: remember husbands arnt alowed to touch dier wives durn fasting,so what wil u do?

we can always kiss but it just to be those one touch kiss

Tovot: but we've discusd dis b4 now,am eatn fat durn d fast o,bsides u said u wuldnt force me!do u want me to get angry?

alright, i gerrit

N.B: the fatter you get, the more the distance increase.

Deal?

Tovot: ma da lohun, omo kekere lo n sey!

i can imagin how will pronounce this

Shugamania: Oh.. U're still here.

Yimu, FYI, there are pple that dont lose weight even when fasting.

where am i running to?from who am i running sef
Dat gel


I told you i can do it without stress

Tovot: @brenda whats up wt ur new siggy?@harlos,d spambot was jelux coz it doesnt ve cutie!@sugar ,dnt mind harlos,he as 4gotn dat am orobo!

lol (but nt as loud as you think)
your own is no problem cos u'll turn to lepa very soon

i can do that without stress

We are fasting together *stamped*

Br3nd4: Your left yansh there

El is not here now,
i'll deal with you without pity

Tovot: harlos wil nt come online now o,wen i ve logged out,dats wen he wuld come,lemme wait small4 him!

OMG
so this is what they banned you for

Why

My love, talk to me na

Br3nd4: See.. if I hold you this night eh? you go see heaven no gree enter

you wey nor fit run, if you fall ehn? I no go look back, not to talk of carry

Shugamania: U're still watching that thing
Sorry. I know d winner's name ll be on NL tomorrow morning, cant be bothered.

So, What were u saying about orobo

hahaha...
Mo ti ko si panpe omolepa

orobo...
*singing*
you are one of them,
and i'm very sure,
yes, you're....

Br3nd4: Tah! sharrap dia.. like sey you no like Orobo

orobo, taaa! *vomits and walk away*

Obinoscopy: I guess the antispambot was simply jealous

Tovot is coming back very soon

AIT dey madt ni

Truckpusher: harlot and obino-nkapi how are you guys doing?

that calabar gel's name don enter your head

hope it's not that u're eyeing her sha or are you the mugu 6 she saw

am fine anyway, how are you too?

Br3nd4: im not watching it jor...

how can miss Nigeria be like tooth pick

No be orobo like you dey do am

this is a lepa's show

I thought i'm the only one, i'm getting tired of this thing

I hate slow motions

I dunno ??