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If you feed sesko, he will score goals for you this is the reason Arteta wanted him

I have been laughing since, its malinos Ekuke.🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣...dem don scam you

Congratulations to all Manchester united fans...this is a good news...finally...we will be back to our 4 4 2 or 4 3 3 formation...woahhhhhh

I dey mad ne, the writing is too much...

Kalulu44:
But you read the shalaye Sha?

Reduce the urge to shalaye,,,relax uncle

Kalulu44:
UPDATE:
Good morning and happy weekend to each and everyone of you on this space.
Thank you all for commenting both good and bad. And also thanks to the bot and mods who pushed it to the front page, even though I am a little bit angry at the bot who suspended me for replying someone who talks about loving her and I replied with “love gbakwa oku”
How was I suspended bcus of that comment still baffles me.
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Now to the matter at hand. I want to use this one stone to kill about many quotes and mentions to me.
Let me start by doing small introduction about myself.
I’m a 45yr old guy, from the south east part of the country but born, brought up and I have lived 95% of my life in Lagos. So it won’t be bad if I say I be “Omo Eko”.
I finished my tertiary education way back in 2004, Auchi Poly, Edo state. A Benin girl gave birth to my 3 kids of 2 boys and a girl who’s the last born and 16yrs old now.
The mother of these 3 kids is nowhere to be found since 2010 she left us in Lagos to travel to Benin.
Rumour has it that she has travelled abroad, and we have since lost contact.
Five years ago, I lost my car trying to go look for her when someone hints me she’s in town. I didn’t see her, and her family house has been sold after the death of her father. And so I couldn’t get anyone to give me information about her whereabouts or information or even family members. It was on my way coming I was robbed of my car at some kilometers to Okada town.
Let’s put all that aside.
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At least to the person that gave me compliments about my writing, thank you. You can now see I went to school before delving into public transport.
Now, I want to start answering each and everyone of you. Many people called me a “simp”. And to be very honest, that’s what I’m. But I want to say this, majority of us guys here claiming hard man hard man. Have one way or the other simp for a woman even though they won’t admit it.
And talking about simping, “honestly it was on this Nairaland I first heard and know the meaning of simp”. This life is turn by turn, I was once a ladies man. Back in College of Commerce in Warri till my Auchi poly days. I know how women rush me like Indomie. And I know how I played them, and even be collecting money from them. The lady that later have my kids, her name is Joy. At that same time I was dating two other babes that their names are Joy too hahaha, what a coincidence. Anytime I rmbr it, I always laugh at myself and said to my friends then “dem wan use Joy kill me o”.
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How I became a simp according to most of you, (even though I don’t see anything wrong in taking care of a girl and trying to show her you love her in your own way) I still don’t know. Sometimes I take it as a payback and karma for what I have done to them ladies back in the days, cus I won’t lie, I disappointed so many.
After my kids mama went away. I focused on taking care of my kids. And thank God, my first child is in year 2 in the university. My 2nd child is learning a trade and the last girl just finished her waec.
They’re all living in their father’s house (though modest) built by his sweat of driving for 20yrs.
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For close to 5yrs my kids mama left (wondering why I keep calling her kids mama, we never officially got married apart from family introduction) I focused on my children and didn’t chased after women like that. Though I still do one or two flings here and there, and sometimes do olosho to keep body and soul together.
But from 2020, I started looking for a serious relationship that will lead to marriage. But the truth is, I wasn’t interested in over 30yrs ladies. So I was looking for between 23-28. I am in my early 40s but without boasting, I still look like mid thirties and I can’t carry a lady that they will say looks older than me.
But the problem of getting that age grade I am looking for, you have to simp or should I say simp for them. Bcus they genz eyes don tear finish and you have to come down to their level to understand them.
So from that 2020 till now, I have met and dated like three but they didn’t come to any fruition until I met this one that warranted this post two years ago.
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I thought this one will be serious cus we started on a positive note, cus she was all over me and caring at the beginning which warranted my keeping her on a daily 2k which lasted for 3months, even though someone on this post has already calculated 2k times a year plus hahahaha. And my reason of that daily 2k was for her to be thinking if he can be doing this when we are just friends and dating, then he can do more if we marry.
But I was wrong, at 24 she already has 2 kids which I have already investigated and found out but she keeps denying it is her aunty kids and she’s the one taking care of them. Until the evidence was overwhelming, was when she caved in and confessed, that was almost Xmas of 2024. From that day, my respect for her vanished and the thing I have for her flew away from my heart. But I still needed to chop that cookies, that was why I was still playing calm and nice to her.
And I thought the day to eat the cookies has come when she promised on the 31st night of 2024, only for her to crash my expectation at the die minutes. I have my own house, maybe bcus of my kids she suggested we book a hotel room which I did and spent 20k plus for room and other side entertainment, but at the end she failed to show up. And the most painful part is, till date she didn’t apologize or give reasons for what happened that day.
Thru out last year we didn’t see eye to eye apart from once in a blue moon chatting.
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It was that same last year, early in March that I retired from driving and gave my brand new bus to someone to be using and deliver for me daily.
I’m now managing a farm owned by a relative living in the US. The salary is not upto quarter of my earnings while driving. But the place is conducive, with peace of my mind and good for my resting from agbero and passengers wahala. There’s 24hrs solar light and a nice and befitting apartment. My children are now grown up and can take care of themselves. I see them twice in a month and send money to them as often as I can.
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LATEST UPDATE:
The girl is a lucky girl, I am going to send the money to her by exactly twelve even though she has been bulging me since yesterday. I’m not sending it bcus she deserves it or bcus some of you said one negative thing that will happen or the other, but bcus just this morning, a driver colleague of mine just sent me 50k from the 100k he has been owing me since April last year. I think he won from “Baba Ijebu” and honestly I have already zeroed my mind from that money. So she’s a lucky girl and I will give her. But that will be the end of anything between me and her.
Thanks everyone for your contributions both positive and negative I really appreciate it.

This story no clear,nigeria film dey learn

Baba don see pro max shege...may all his prayers be answered 🙏

Na dre money dem go use take build another 1

And you will think that road is ordinary ..let me not say anything...you need to go and read ancient books about gates in cities, every city has gates and gates are strongholds . every state has a gate ...things are spiritual, its not about speeding. Its a spirit thing...why always that road eg Otedola Bridge again...Read, read read,,