₦airaland Forum

Emekadollars:
It's shocking to see Italy miss the WC.
Those people are very good in penalty kicks.

Very alarming that italians wont be at the Mundial for 3 straight times in a row.

jmoore:
What is the name of the King?

His names are Eze onye agwa na mu I of East London na South,Omere ha 2 of Jo burg.
Oji ego eme ogoo 3 na obodo oyibo south. Ask igbo google for translation abeg ooo

HacheNoire:
God bless His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)

I feel like shedding tears!

This man has done everything to uplift the nation. Even when we all see that, we steering towards the right direction, many just find solace in criticizing the demigod.

We had no electricity for decades and now improving. Our security news were bomb blasts on weekly basis but now reduced.

The stock market is pumping and millionaires being made while unemployment is dropping!

Haters just compound all Nigerian woes and heap on His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)

Yes! He promised to fixed it. But not overnight!

really??You feel like shedding tears.you are not serious yet when shed real blood for eyes then J wil tag very serious.

abc115:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m725wtj9wRo

All na wash.Audio donation
2027 election strategy.so you mean you have not received salary since assuming office.
Na your salary go resurrect the dead soldiers abi?

uche87:
This is a “cruise write-up” written mainly for entertainment purposes only. Possibly, you might learn a lesson or two from it. However, this isn’t guaranteed. If you are obsessed with facts and figures or you take life too seriously, stop here and try the next post.

With the disclaimer successfully issued, this is a list of women you might want to avoid if you meet them abroad due to the challenges they might present:

1) Married women:
As an African man, I believe it is a curse to date a married woman. Some men in the UK don’t care. They sweep everything in their way like a hurricane. This is a forbidden fruit in my view.

2) BBL women:
Women with Brazilian Butt Lifts (BBL) are more business-oriented. They are the product for sale. Love, to them, is mostly transactional. Their bodies are like office spaces for rent. Avoid them to avoid “stories that touch.”

3) Social media “therapists”/advisers:
In my view, any woman setting up ring lights to offer unsolicited advice about romance and other issues is a no-no. “Street research” has shown that they are mostly hypocrites, liars, and attention-seekers who never practise what they preach. All they are interested in is driving traffic to their pages and amassing followers on social media.

4) Dancers:
In my view, any single woman who uses her body to drive traffic online by dancing is a red flag. This is like when a psychiatric patient storms the marketplace to trade. Chaos!

5) Single mothers:
I feel for single mothers. They have been discriminated against in the relationship market. But the baggage they carry is real. It’s a concern, and most of them never learn from their past mistakes. Avoid them, run, please!

6) Women between the ages of 35–45:
I am not age-shaming. But I have observed that single women aged 35 and above have serious anger issues. They are hardly happy. Believe me, you don’t want that smoke, it chokes. They are easily frustrated by memories of missed opportunities, which have rubbed off on their present and future.

7) Sponsorship-seekers:
A woman whose visa is about to expire is a desperate one. It is hard to evaluate and determine her real character or personality. Don’t get deceived.

Doctors:
Most female doctors abroad are blessed with everything except humility. I’ve learnt that these women mostly turn their husbands into their ‘wives’ due to their financial muscle. If you can’t manage them, you will learn the hard way.

9) Workaholics:
Women in this category work round the clock. They do 12-hour shifts for 6 to 7 days a week. They will hardly have time for you. Life could be very frustrating with them. They will hardly be present when the weather drops.

10) High body counts:
This category has more red flags than a Chinese national parade. They will mostly tell you they have changed, but it’s often a ruse; the affliction rises again, and the man suffers.

Bonus Point 11
Any girl who has dated a “Yahoo Boy”:
Any lady who has benefited from fraud money while dating a fraudster is a problem. They often lack the motivation to work. When things get hard, they see the man as the problem instead of themselves. It is not as if they have any physical or cognitive disability. The worst part is that some will never stop recounting memories of luxurious spending with the fraudster. Spits!

This is not an exhaustive list. Add yours in the comment section and let’s keep the conversation going.

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No be only abroad oo.This applies world over

eddie7:
STATEHOUSE STATEMENT

President Tinubu’s special birthday message

My dear fellow Nigerians,

Today, as I clock another year on the journey of life, I'm filled with joy and gratitude for the opportunity to serve this great nation. I want to take this moment to thank Nigerians for their messages, show of love and prayers on the occasion of my 74th birthday. I thank all our citizens for their patriotism, solidarity and support for our administration.

To those who have taken space in newspapers or paid for air time on radio and television to wish me well, I thank you immensely.

I must thank my wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, for her kind and loving words. I also thank Vice President Kashim Shettima for all he said about me.

Consistent with my tradition of marking my birthday in line with the mood of the nation, I resolved to observe this year's birthday in a low-key manner.

As I mark this special day, I am reminded of the challenges we've faced since we initiated our reforms. I'm glad that our sacrifices have not been in vain, as we can see a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel, despite the temporary setback caused by the ongoing Middle East crisis.

The credit for the positive outcomes we have achieved does not belong solely to me, our Renewed Hope team, or our government. We achieved the gains together.

As we march towards the third anniversary of our administration, it is my deepest conviction that we shall succeed in building a brighter future for our citizens and future generations.

We are determined to confront some of the challenges we face today, and with your continued support, we shall overcome.

Let us continue to work together to build a stronger, prosperous and more resilient nation that will make Nigeria the pride of Africa.

Thank you all, and happy 74th birthday to me!

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Aso Villa
March 29, 2026

https://statehouse.gov.ng/president-tinubus-special-birthday-message/

Thunder fire you inside that state house wey you dey.Vagabond

Oga the moment una decide to do international conscription.am here life and direct

God1000:
trump and satanyahu are the biggest terrorists on earth

So you are the god1000 nairalanders always refer to.
Hmmm,no wonder

MrCGPA:
Everything keeps getting worse. Why the increase after the State Visit? On your Mandate we shall Stand Gbola!

He probably tipped them on how to expand tax net while he was there.So the visas increment is about to take effect starting next month.

Redoil:
ask russia what America did to them in Ukrain

Lol,he should also ask Japanese how America's atomic bomb humbled them till date.
The effect of that havoc is still being felt across the 2 japanese cities the bomb was delivered up till now.
Iranians are very good at proparganda we know them.
America is a sleeping lion,Iran don't dare a lion whether dead or asleep
or else they unleash another atomic nuke to erase your 1 million tyrants in split seconds.
To before warned is to before armed .

Sermwell:
Heineken
Governor
Amerika
President
Manager

Someone may just think I'm making these names up! These are real names!

You are very correct.common among ijaws.
I have seen name like Caterpillar real name oo

What is the meaning of Islamabad?

NotOfThisWorld:
The above comments.... do you mean there are still no lights in Nigeria in 2026? Na wa. How do people cope?

you asked as if you are not resident here?seems you be naija japarian

Oga you go wait tire O!Gen Z's are marrying Gen Z's and are giving birth to Gen Alphas.
Dat's de koko right now

Davidson1010:
People don't know Trump.

Honestly,Iran for see things they haven't seen in their entire life as a nation.Dare Trump and see hell on earth

DeGods007:
My friend shut up and stop talking rubbish. If you have females in your house advice them to stop spreading their legs. I blame the guy that's even replying with your nonsense threat. Mtchewwwwww

Who bi this pig?nairaland chest beater right?if only we met face to face you stand before me and yell,I bet you both of us will make major news headline.
Only but is always nairaland where rif rafs come online to do anyhow.

cr7lomo:
Nothing will happen to him...he just contributed in fulfilling her own karma ...only she knows what she did to other guys and she's paying for it

Is Okay

anayolity:
Oga shutt up

Ok Sir you shut down.

I was not disappointed on mere seeing the headline.I guessed very accurately

Eddodoh:
I reject it IJN!!!
Even God will understand .

She rejected me earlier, went ahead to date other men including a married army guy who made her a single mom & japa. So, I should be the one to come and marry her abi? What if the army guy still wants to dock her? Abeg, free me jor!

I no hold you ooo!Na Karma you go tell that one when it shows up.
Those other ones are not exonerated too.They too will tell Karma to free them when it starts hunting them down

cr7lomo:
She never see anything...women always wanna eat their cake and have it...they must learn like adults do ...they should stop expecting their mistakes to be acceptable like children

A particular case emerged.
A single mother was beaten by her new boy friend cos of her nagging attitude.guess who she called to come and defend her.Her baby dad who is a motor park agbero and the guy showed up with his entourage beat the new boy friend black and blue.
So she dey secretly tip toe to her ex without the knowledge of the new lover.
Na there their love ignite again while the new lover was hospitalised with heavy wunjuri for bodi

Sonnobax15:

Hehehe.

She never even start to see anything yet. She even had the energy to stand before a camera and be shedding crocodile tears . It seems she doesn't know the situation of where she's now . Instead of her to be filming her tears with a cinema so that the whole world will know she's serious.

These single hens should start realizing that men have realized that "man" was created to start a family and not to continue from what another man has started.

lol,rather what another man has abandoned.

Eddodoh:
They are usually like that. They believe that the best way to tame a man is to spread their legs. So u will enjoy excess seggz when u date them and they are usually sweet.
They rush things and want to manipulate u into marrying them.

I have one currently. She's not bad. I toasted her some years ago she refused, last Xmas I shoot my shot again and it clicked. She told me about her baby & the baby daddy who is an Army. Though I didn't know that she's a single mom initially. She told me how she has being the one taking care of the kid bcuz the guy is married to another woman.

She was happy having me around her and always talk about marriage. She requested that I support her to learn Make-up Artistry so she can also support me when we eventually marry. I collect enough opueh and japa!!

You collected enough opueh and japa abi?for your mind U bi smart guy.you won.Wait in the near future see how miserable your life will be whether you are married to someone else or not.Karma for every action did or done is real and natural.it will definitely come after you when you least suspected in one way or another.Inscribe today's date in your hearth as reminder.

Mosco100:
Straight to Hell. What wasted souls!

Straight to which hell?They died martyred by own goal therefor succulent breast virgins awaits them while their deseased souls flies to meet them at great beyond.

Bonapart:
Stolen mandate has consequences. E go touch everybody, trust me

I feel the touch should start from emi loko man household.

frog12:
why is this TINUBU promoting just CROOKS??
only crooks, ambassadors crooks, ministers crooks,
even spokesman have no integrity and disgrace himself on al-jazeera.

what a pity !
he is setting dangerous example to nigerian youths.

Honestly,D werey baba dey shock devil sef.

givedemwotowoto:
UK really gained a lot from this jamboree visit.

We spent billions of naira to lobby and prep for it which benefited U.K lobbyists, event management companies, hotels, restaurants, and luxury car rental companies — and we “supposedly” secured a deal that will benefit U.K. contractors, construction companies, engineers, and the U.K. government.

Nigeria is youkaay's liability company.Nigeria,West Africa Co. Ltd

Sonnobax15:

Good one.

CAF is a joke and they had just proven why the rest of the world has always kept seeing us, Africans as a backward continent.

Every type of madness has its own cure.

So long CAF can't stop asssslicking Morocco,let everybody kukuma mad the madness together .

Na so Africa Union(AU) dey Jones up and down wey make dem no get relevance in world affairs.Tell me one thing AU have achieved in Africa as a whole since inception.Absolutely noting honestly

sreamsense:
is it today Iran started making mouth and dishing out propaganda? The more boastful Iranian make, the more destruction they brought to themselves. They can't do more than empty threat messages while Israel goes for real action of destroying Iran and reducing their leaders and infrastructure on daily basis. They only celebrate hacking and use it to bring more destruction to themselves as stubborn people

always hitting their chest repeatedly while in poll of tears,mourners holding photos of deceased leaders.is it their tradition to always wail in agony in that manner?

shortgun:
This is what we want to see everyday.
Send them to their 72 virgins quickly.

Virgins wey dead Hamas and Hezbollah terrorists + dead Iranian spiritual and military leaders don kolobi finish for jannah.Noting left for this ones.dem kpai late.