₦airaland Forum

floss:
I heard Andoni is a town in Rivers State, how true is that ?

Yeah it is true.close to ogoni

potent5:
Andoni is a town in Rivers state, right?

Yes,it is

This man is truly a dump ass.He want innocent people to add to the statistics of boko haram victims.
Until seyi is made their commander and deploy to the front line it is totally useless.

Digitalwizard24:
CPA marketing is not fraud. We earn our dollars legitimately.

You must not be a fraudster to earn in dollars.

Learn this online business skill and kiss poverty bye.

honest truth.where are you at?

ponishah:
I am never comfortable whenever Nigerian police writes their prose, because it is always the same prose, no change, just like writing a story book for children.

You were gathering intelligence and have been monitoring the gang since 2024 and monitored them to their point of operation, only to be sighted by those you said you have been watching for 2years.

May be if the Nigerian police starts telling us something close to the truth, then, may be we will start believing in them.

I don laugh tire on the second paragraph.
Another thing is that upon the whole intelligence gathering that took years the kidnappers spotted them first oo then opened fire stil in that process 1 or 2 of them stil escaped.
Their cock and bull story will alwayd mention about few that escaped with gunshot wounds.This is same story across board from north-east-west-south.
NPF na joke

youngrichnigga:
Crazy world 🌍 police brutality has to end

Truly we are living in crazy world.Legendary Lucky Dube was very correct.May GOD rest his soul.

Mariangeles:
You can imagine! 😳

So unfortunate that she ended up losing her life after everything.

The most annoying part is how Nigerian doctors act like some kind of gods, as if they know everything.

True they do.But white docs don't act like that.They are so humble and they don't joke with human life unlike what we see in naija

Mariangeles:
Whatever you do, pray Nigerian doctors don't ever have to cut you open in the name of surgery.
You will never remain the same by the time they couple you back together.

Honestly,My mother inlaw had a knee surgery done by white doctors in delta before Covid 19.The doctors were missionary doctors from abroad.They subsidized the cost of the surgery for very few patients in nigeria and other parts of africa.My mother inlaw happen to be among the lucky ones selected for the surgery.
They did the surgery excellently well that she no longer feel pain on her knee.They were truly professionals.

Due to Covid 19 between 2019 & 2020 the doctors could not come back to Nigeria after Covid.

They did surgery in one of her knees so the other knee started paining her.
The Nigerian Docs at the facility where she did first surgery claimed that they could do it as the white docs did when they were around.

Fiam,Her son oversea sent money for all surgical requirements.Our oversabi docs started surgery.

Pia pia piaa surgery finish.woman went home thinking is over like the first one.

Waam waam waam leg started swelling.She was given cluclutches for walking support.from 2022-2024 it was one excuse to another until she was booked for remedies in 2024.
Stories upon stories until the woman kpai around March 2024.

I don't know what to tag the pathetic situation we found ourselves in healthcare delivery in this nation called Nigeria.Is so unfortunate honestly

GanagiBitrus:
Oyibo man with hairy giraffe neck.

This giraffe reminds me of scubby doo era

very bodi here just dey respect themselves no bodi wan chop ban especially the NANC crew

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/apc-moots-n100m-presidential-n50m-governorship-forms

A useless country ruled by a nonsense leader

fergie001:
https://nigsac.gov.ng/IndSancList

Useless nation with nonsense leader

Jerryblaq:
This country is a total mess
Person complain una suspend am

The greatest mistake way Nnamdi Azikiwe and Herbert Macaulay make na to fight for our independence


It's better those white folks are still ruling us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlewjc4TZW8&t=32s

They fought in futility.They will be watching from great beyond with loads of regret why they wasted their time and energy

Emekadollars:
It's shocking to see Italy miss the WC.
Those people are very good in penalty kicks.

Very alarming that italians wont be at the Mundial for 3 straight times in a row.

jmoore:
What is the name of the King?

His names are Eze onye agwa na mu I of East London na South,Omere ha 2 of Jo burg.
Oji ego eme ogoo 3 na obodo oyibo south. Ask igbo google for translation abeg ooo

HacheNoire:
God bless His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)

I feel like shedding tears!

This man has done everything to uplift the nation. Even when we all see that, we steering towards the right direction, many just find solace in criticizing the demigod.

We had no electricity for decades and now improving. Our security news were bomb blasts on weekly basis but now reduced.

The stock market is pumping and millionaires being made while unemployment is dropping!

Haters just compound all Nigerian woes and heap on His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)

Yes! He promised to fixed it. But not overnight!

really??You feel like shedding tears.you are not serious yet when shed real blood for eyes then J wil tag very serious.

abc115:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m725wtj9wRo

All na wash.Audio donation
2027 election strategy.so you mean you have not received salary since assuming office.
Na your salary go resurrect the dead soldiers abi?

uche87:
This is a “cruise write-up” written mainly for entertainment purposes only. Possibly, you might learn a lesson or two from it. However, this isn’t guaranteed. If you are obsessed with facts and figures or you take life too seriously, stop here and try the next post.

With the disclaimer successfully issued, this is a list of women you might want to avoid if you meet them abroad due to the challenges they might present:

1) Married women:
As an African man, I believe it is a curse to date a married woman. Some men in the UK don’t care. They sweep everything in their way like a hurricane. This is a forbidden fruit in my view.

2) BBL women:
Women with Brazilian Butt Lifts (BBL) are more business-oriented. They are the product for sale. Love, to them, is mostly transactional. Their bodies are like office spaces for rent. Avoid them to avoid “stories that touch.”

3) Social media “therapists”/advisers:
In my view, any woman setting up ring lights to offer unsolicited advice about romance and other issues is a no-no. “Street research” has shown that they are mostly hypocrites, liars, and attention-seekers who never practise what they preach. All they are interested in is driving traffic to their pages and amassing followers on social media.

4) Dancers:
In my view, any single woman who uses her body to drive traffic online by dancing is a red flag. This is like when a psychiatric patient storms the marketplace to trade. Chaos!

5) Single mothers:
I feel for single mothers. They have been discriminated against in the relationship market. But the baggage they carry is real. It’s a concern, and most of them never learn from their past mistakes. Avoid them, run, please!

6) Women between the ages of 35–45:
I am not age-shaming. But I have observed that single women aged 35 and above have serious anger issues. They are hardly happy. Believe me, you don’t want that smoke, it chokes. They are easily frustrated by memories of missed opportunities, which have rubbed off on their present and future.

7) Sponsorship-seekers:
A woman whose visa is about to expire is a desperate one. It is hard to evaluate and determine her real character or personality. Don’t get deceived.

Doctors:
Most female doctors abroad are blessed with everything except humility. I’ve learnt that these women mostly turn their husbands into their ‘wives’ due to their financial muscle. If you can’t manage them, you will learn the hard way.

9) Workaholics:
Women in this category work round the clock. They do 12-hour shifts for 6 to 7 days a week. They will hardly have time for you. Life could be very frustrating with them. They will hardly be present when the weather drops.

10) High body counts:
This category has more red flags than a Chinese national parade. They will mostly tell you they have changed, but it’s often a ruse; the affliction rises again, and the man suffers.

Bonus Point 11
Any girl who has dated a “Yahoo Boy”:
Any lady who has benefited from fraud money while dating a fraudster is a problem. They often lack the motivation to work. When things get hard, they see the man as the problem instead of themselves. It is not as if they have any physical or cognitive disability. The worst part is that some will never stop recounting memories of luxurious spending with the fraudster. Spits!

This is not an exhaustive list. Add yours in the comment section and let’s keep the conversation going.

https://www.facebook.com/thevillagetowncrier/posts/pfbid028L8QQKnXt7kSGUhfgbs3AWekvzqhrWSEjhxEiFM1UgXxrreNdVauAHYRx4xvRfz9l

No be only abroad oo.This applies world over

eddie7:
STATEHOUSE STATEMENT

President Tinubu’s special birthday message

My dear fellow Nigerians,

Today, as I clock another year on the journey of life, I'm filled with joy and gratitude for the opportunity to serve this great nation. I want to take this moment to thank Nigerians for their messages, show of love and prayers on the occasion of my 74th birthday. I thank all our citizens for their patriotism, solidarity and support for our administration.

To those who have taken space in newspapers or paid for air time on radio and television to wish me well, I thank you immensely.

I must thank my wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, for her kind and loving words. I also thank Vice President Kashim Shettima for all he said about me.

Consistent with my tradition of marking my birthday in line with the mood of the nation, I resolved to observe this year's birthday in a low-key manner.

As I mark this special day, I am reminded of the challenges we've faced since we initiated our reforms. I'm glad that our sacrifices have not been in vain, as we can see a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel, despite the temporary setback caused by the ongoing Middle East crisis.

The credit for the positive outcomes we have achieved does not belong solely to me, our Renewed Hope team, or our government. We achieved the gains together.

As we march towards the third anniversary of our administration, it is my deepest conviction that we shall succeed in building a brighter future for our citizens and future generations.

We are determined to confront some of the challenges we face today, and with your continued support, we shall overcome.

Let us continue to work together to build a stronger, prosperous and more resilient nation that will make Nigeria the pride of Africa.

Thank you all, and happy 74th birthday to me!

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Aso Villa
March 29, 2026

https://statehouse.gov.ng/president-tinubus-special-birthday-message/

Thunder fire you inside that state house wey you dey.Vagabond

Oga the moment una decide to do international conscription.am here life and direct

God1000:
trump and satanyahu are the biggest terrorists on earth

So you are the god1000 nairalanders always refer to.
Hmmm,no wonder

MrCGPA:
Everything keeps getting worse. Why the increase after the State Visit? On your Mandate we shall Stand Gbola!

He probably tipped them on how to expand tax net while he was there.So the visas increment is about to take effect starting next month.

Redoil:
ask russia what America did to them in Ukrain

Lol,he should also ask Japanese how America's atomic bomb humbled them till date.
The effect of that havoc is still being felt across the 2 japanese cities the bomb was delivered up till now.
Iranians are very good at proparganda we know them.
America is a sleeping lion,Iran don't dare a lion whether dead or asleep
or else they unleash another atomic nuke to erase your 1 million tyrants in split seconds.
To before warned is to before armed .

Sermwell:
Heineken
Governor
Amerika
President
Manager

Someone may just think I'm making these names up! These are real names!

You are very correct.common among ijaws.
I have seen name like Caterpillar real name oo

What is the meaning of Islamabad?

NotOfThisWorld:
The above comments.... do you mean there are still no lights in Nigeria in 2026? Na wa. How do people cope?

you asked as if you are not resident here?seems you be naija japarian

Oga you go wait tire O!Gen Z's are marrying Gen Z's and are giving birth to Gen Alphas.
Dat's de koko right now

Davidson1010:
People don't know Trump.

Honestly,Iran for see things they haven't seen in their entire life as a nation.Dare Trump and see hell on earth

DeGods007:
My friend shut up and stop talking rubbish. If you have females in your house advice them to stop spreading their legs. I blame the guy that's even replying with your nonsense threat. Mtchewwwwww

Who bi this pig?nairaland chest beater right?if only we met face to face you stand before me and yell,I bet you both of us will make major news headline.
Only but is always nairaland where rif rafs come online to do anyhow.

cr7lomo:
Nothing will happen to him...he just contributed in fulfilling her own karma ...only she knows what she did to other guys and she's paying for it

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