₦airaland Forum

Posimii:
Like seriously? Tx for d "most annoying award " I Neva knew m annoying oooo. Chai hahaha dis award self nawa oooo
Cc
awakeuche

chumaster:
aw du u noo

chiefojiji:
weesteal have a long way Togo. MMM to NNN, we are going too ZZZ.

continu! u hear?

specialdan:
an olodo like me
pls,what's d diff between causing and cursing
is it nt d au and ur that is different ni

chumaster:
my subconscious

chumaster:
He said bootball not football

kapable75:
THE QUESTIONNAIRE


1. Describe your true personality in real life.
Am an introvert, like basically I say wats on my mind

2. Did you have expectations before Joining GL? If YES, what were they? Yes...To become d next page master slayer *2000*

3. Blessing/Curse, what has GL been to you? How?
Been a blessing all through, after all d prayer n fasting, it yielded good result
4. Mention at least 3 GL personalities you would love to meet in real life.
Honestly...everybody except 1 funny moniker lyk dat

4. Which state would you prefer to serve?
Lagos...

5. Why the state?
Well, I have a contract with a particular company and its start this november
6. Ghost or active? Which one have you been on GL so far?
Active, If GL were to be 2go that year, I go don dy master

7. If you have access to the NYSC database, who would you like to post? Where will you post the person and why?
I will post deepsin546, oh sorry dipson546 n y0rmee to Bornu so DAT they would leave our wives alone

8. What would you want to achieve during your service year?

Career Experience
GRACELAND AWARDS

NOTE: Voting starts now, and ends by 6:00pm Sunday, 13th November 2016.

Please write the moniker right after the award category

Best Friend: everybody
Most Handsome:don't know
Most beautiful:don't know
Most gentle (male): dream2
Most gentle (female): yhenny
Most Intelligent(male): ibrohh22
Most Intelligent(female) iamhelen
Most funny na justifiedcoyy get dz 1
Most inspiring: sonymax16
Most annoying (male) y0rmee ( the wife snatcher ) , kapable75 u get mind dy downgrade manutd
Most annoying (female) sharliz, na u be d reason weh make all dz men dy argue
Your crush nobody
Your love. Nobody
Most daring personality chiefojijo
Ever online (male) don't know
Ever online (female) hmmm...
Mr GL (male who attends to complaints most) justifiedcoyy
Mrs GL (lady who attends to complaints most) posimii
Just quote and edit. I think this will save some stress.

awakeuche:
THE QUESTIONNAIRE


1. Describe your true personality in real life.
Ans: An effective strategist who rarely suffer's fools

2. Did you have expectations before Joining GL? If YES, what were they?
Ans: news and information updates, and sensible banter between intelligent people, which i'd rate 60%

3. Blessing/Curse, what has GL been to you? How?
Ans: Blessing, I have learnt a lot from comments, characters and what nots.

4. Mention at least 3 GL personalities you would love to meet in real life.
Ans: Justifiedcoyy, posiimi, arcnomec, bigromeo, shaliz, kapable75, haychay, ibroh22, gurudavivalet, chumaster and yormee, chifojiji, abbie(though they sometimes engage in inane conversations, one can tell they are smart)

4. Which state would you prefer to serve?
Ans: lagos

5. Why the state?
Ans: hustle pays quicker

6. Ghost or active? Which one have you been on GL so far?
Ans: Ghost, or more a semi ghost, would engage in conversation only if its sensible and thoroughly engaging.

7. If you have access to the NYSC database, who would you like to post? Where will you post the person and why?
Ans: hmmm, i will simply crash the system i guess, it would make sense if Nigeria was in europe. But to save my life i'd post justifiedcoyy to ogun state (if thats where he wants to go) the guy is a great man

8. What would you want to achieve during your service year?
Ans: To educate the Nigerian youth on how to take our country back from those thieving sons of bitches (forgive the pun), start my own company on construction and design, meet a woman that will blow my cynical mind


GRACELAND AWARDS

NOTE: Voting starts now, and ends by 6:00pm Sunday, 13th November 2016.

Please write the moniker right after the award category

Best Friend: Smart and funny people
Most Handsome: checking pics now.....
Most beautiful: abbiie25
Most gentle (male): dream2 (once chided me very maturedly)
Most gentle (female): tied between posiimi and shaliz (beautiful too)
Most Intelligent(male): justifiedcoyy (deviced a system to always be relevant even while suffering a ban, a strategist)
Most Intelligent(female) Abbiie25 (comes off as very smart)
Most funny#Chiefojiji and yormee
Most inspiring: kapable75. Very capable young man
Most annoying (male): yormee (too interested in football and online wife)
Most annoying (female) posiimi (always trying too hard to be cool with the guys)
Your crush: none
Your love: none
Most daring personality: chiefojiji
Ever online (male) chumaster
Ever online (female): shaliz
Mr GL (male who attends to complaints most):Justifiedcoyy, the boy is good
Mrs GL (lady who attends to complaints most)Abbiie25, the girl is something

y0rmee:
Stop fearing na!


i won't hijack ya woman finish!

kapable75:
Ifa hear!

y0rmee:
Oya, mention na! Make we go do Yoruba demon for her family house quick quick!

tenderblaze:
All u need do is to apply if u want to be part of dem Mr kapable. u don't have to beat around d bush.

kapable75:
better o! because if coyy or y0mee hear you, wahala done come be that.

kapable75:
Why your mind dey judge you?

kapable75:
All of una with this sharliz, na wetin ogun soap dey cause.
sharliz is like you have to select your from numerous selections o.

justifiedcoyy:
whenever it is, united win even with y0rme as our goalkeeper ;P

y0rmee:
Shey me and my Sharliz?


*adjusts belt*

chiefojiji:
u can text him the cheque either

bjhaid:
can school library card be used?

chiefojiji:
lolz!!!!



camp don turn holy ground? like say we dey go pilgrim.

white polo,
white short,
white socks,
white bata,
white pata,
white bra,
white skirt(for alhajaz)
white Ghana must go travelling bag






NB : don't forget, make sure ur bag is not big more dan what u can carry for head oooooooooooooooo...... cus anything u carry enter camp must be placed on your head!



don't say I no tell u o!

chiefojiji:
please GLS, we are raising funds for dipson546, to help him buy Megabytes to take browse. no amount is too much!



signed : charity campaign leader, Prof. Abdu Y0rmee

dipson546:
Bros where u wan see money pay?.. no be you dey tell me yesterday say u never buy your NYSC kit?.... haaa, Chiefojiji remember God before u lie ooo...


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Well sha, u know wet in ... make only Haychay go welcome him for there cos by 22nd me I go don dey Oyo state for camp....

abiodunalasa:
Hi guys
Pls I wanna ask that if we are on parade ground and then rain begin to fall, are we gonna look for shelter or we gonna stay under the fucking rain ?

dipson546:
Good..!. i guess Chiefojiji is going to joined too and we go share the money 30.3% ... am sure some people also going to join too.....

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I still stand on it.....
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Y0rmee must go to Bornu ..!!!!

dipson546:
PLEASE, I want to NYSC runs ooo..i mean runs for state of deployment ....please its very urgent .. does anyone has real link abeg.... I no mind to pay any amount as long as the link is sure .... Y0rmeee must be posted to Bornu, I promisam..... please does any one knows who can help..... the guy dey vex me as e dey so

y0rmee:



Wez ma koboko


Dhaz my honoranium for you!

dipson546:
OK...come carry me make I tell am your message nigbayen

dipson546:
Guys, imagine this..... assuming each person's monicker is the real name the parent named us....

Just imagine your daddy want to call u and the he shouted your name .....just listen


Father: justifiedcoyy.!!!!!
just imagine as the name be when u callam in a loud voice


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Gather : Thiedojiji ...
can anybody feel what am feeling ?

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Mother : Sharliz
is this a Chinese name? O God of mercy

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Father: mightyleks ....!!!
chaiiii na waooo

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Thank God my own monicker is better
Father ; Dipson
me: Sir...

dipson546:
bros no send me message.... come make we follow go so u go tell am yourself

justifiedcoyy:
Ya high my name remains d finest.. Justified coy

justifiedcoyy:
EVENING GRACELAND

I get small announcement to make.

There is something we think we should do on this forum..(just for fun)

We started this GL early this year and we realize we've come to know eachother so well, some don make real friends from here , some don even get "lovers" from here

Very soon, we all are gonna be getting our call up letters and we move to our different places of deployment, many of us wont be frequent here anymore. so we have decided to organize what i call "recognition"

this is to let us express how we feel Abt eachother andn wat made us stayed this strong.

It will.be.in form of a questionnaire which every Gracelander need to truthfully answer.

no insult intended we just hope to have fun.

NOTE: dis isn't my idea..I am just doing my work as d honorable minister of information (I knw many "newcomers" don't knw dis)

My partner, kapable75 will put mouth for the matter

Suggestions, opinions and criticism are allowed..

Cc

Ibroh22

Bigromeo

Y0rme

Abbiiee25 or na abbiie25

Dream2

Sharliz

Tenderblaze

Haychay

Chiefojiji

Yourstruly16

Lordtrailz abi na lordtrails

Franceswasky


Shebosss

Ruthobaz


Greycious


Chumaster


Posimii

Mzshyshy

Dapson546 abj na dipson546

Yhenny


Chuxmyk


Sonnymax16


Dottune

Dotman2210


Mcmooney


StarryV

Omo, I don try.


Everyone seeing this too, I no fit remember everybody abeg. Y'all important.