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Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Haydens: 8:48am On Oct 29
Command is the use of authority or force to give an order.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Arrives In Akwanga, Nasarawa State (Video) by Haydens: 4:19pm On Oct 28
Akwanga reminds me of exploits during my NYSC days.

From Akwanga to Aso rock 2027, go Obi.
Politics › Re: ₦1.12bn SUVs:inside APC’s Lavish Campaign Spending As Nigerians Grapple Hardship by Haydens: 7:55pm On Oct 26
Tjra:
Hunger don dey catch billionaires?
Data boy how much did he give you ? You just dey suffer in vain dey chop feathers while they are eating the real meat.
Politics › Re: ₦1.12bn SUVs:inside APC’s Lavish Campaign Spending As Nigerians Grapple Hardship by Haydens: 7:44pm On Oct 26
See as oluwóle dey lavish our subsidy and taxpayer's money and data boys no dey see any lavish embarassed embarassed what a tough life for data boys.

Eyyyyah, endure data boys for ebola will remember you guys when his tenure expires next year.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 2) On 24th October 2026 by Haydens: 7:08pm On Oct 24
Gobor jor..

Tottenham finish dia fada.
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Haydens: 7:06pm On Oct 24
WWW.NAIRALAND.COM
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Haydens: 7:42am On Oct 21
Sucks that it makes on to regret coming to this world.
Pets › Re: Dog Owner Sentenced To Prison For Feeding Dog 10 Chickens Daily by Haydens: 1:06pm On Oct 20
SamuraiXXX:
Shey na those Genetically Modified tasteless turkey wey una dey chop for that side you come use dey boast? grin grin grin
Can you compare modified to fake things that Nigerians sell over there ? Ogbeni, pray to God for good health because fake things has come to stay in Nigeria.

grin grin grin go and afford those dried tasteless fish wey Una dey sell for nigeira first. Is it not Nigeria that sell fake drinks and food ?
Pets › Re: Dog Owner Sentenced To Prison For Feeding Dog 10 Chickens Daily by Haydens: 12:40pm On Oct 20
SamuraiXXX:
If you must know there are a lot of people in Nigeria who are living far better that you people who are living in Europe and America grin
Go and chop your yam and oil na wetin fit you while I merry with my turkey.
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Haydens: 6:39pm On Oct 19
Important than most things in life.
Pets › Re: Dog Owner Sentenced To Prison For Feeding Dog 10 Chickens Daily by Haydens: 6:38pm On Oct 19
SamuraiXXX:
Even you sef, the dog dey chop better pass you grin
Are you talking to a diasporaian ? Enjoy your hell-hole in peace that's what fits you guys.
Pets › Re: Dog Owner Sentenced To Prison For Feeding Dog 10 Chickens Daily by Haydens: 6:14pm On Oct 19
Data boys never even seen bone chop grin grin grin

Imagine dog enjoying more than data boys while they labour in vain.
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Haydens: 9:37am On Oct 17
grin grin

Spellings can't fetch me money.
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Haydens: 7:32am On Oct 16
Got you right by the juglar.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Ladies Responded To Pastor Bolaji's Sermon And He Ended The Service by Haydens: 7:08am On Oct 16
These "F" gender thinks that there is a special tree called money tree where it bears money. Tbvh, I don't think that women worth any effort from men if men reason like women the world will burn but men just let some stupid things slide and that why they get burnt everyday, (simpanzees) everywhere that won't reason like women and give it to them fire for fire.
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Haydens: 3:56pm On Oct 15
Tuface the bald headed man and a father of the many is the right answer.
Politics › Re: INEC Planning To Use AI To Rig 2027 Elections For APC — NDC Raises Alarm by Haydens: 3:49pm On Oct 15
To be very honest, remove rigging A. P. C will never see Obi's back come 2027 so they are using every means to make sure they win because they know that they are a complete failure.

What will they even tell Nigerians that they achieved for them ? Since A. P. C took over leadership there hasn't been presidential debate during presidential election because they know that they can't convince or debate their ways out from intelligent Nigerians. So it's only unintelligent ones that support him.
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Haydens: 7:40am On Oct 15
Enter the place!
And start to dey craze oh, but make you no go look Uche face oh
Enter the place!
And open your mind, hook up with the girly with the biggest behind
Enter the place!
And whine together, however, whenever
Enter the place!
You don't know what you might find.

Guess the musician.
Health › Re: Bleaching From Within: Nigerians Gamble Health For Fair Skin by Haydens: 7:39pm On Oct 10
spiceadole:
Ajd you think people have money for dialysis
When the kidney fails money must come out.
Health › Re: Bleaching From Within: Nigerians Gamble Health For Fair Skin by Haydens: 7:38pm On Oct 10
spiceadole:
Ajd you think people have money for dialysis
When it the kidney fails money must come out.
Health › Re: Bleaching From Within: Nigerians Gamble Health For Fair Skin by Haydens: 6:15pm On Oct 10
Dialysis center is the future oil company. Don't sleep on this.
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Haydens: 7:48pm On Oct 09
Rule (s) is or are meant for the poor, while the rich and the connected break it for their own selfish gain.
Travel › Re: Most Unique Borders Around The World Part 2 (Photos) by Haydens: 1:55pm On Oct 09
When they tell people not to sit on the fence, this is what they mean. It's either you are for or against, no in-betweens like border.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Haydens: 12:24pm On Oct 09
Door of riches, good health, upgrade, promotion, strength, new beginning, unlimited wisdom and understanding, winnings, prosperity and all the good things of life is opened for me and my family. That's my declaration.
Politics › Re: "Only Mad People Will Vote For Tinubu" - Amaechi Says In Edo (Video) by Haydens: 12:14pm On Oct 09
I like the challenge Amaechi gave to Edo people and so shall it be to all states, only mad and inimical people and state will vote for oluwóle.
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Haydens: 12:47am On Oct 09
Tramadol is a very addictive drug that gives a false energy.
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Haydens: 7:12am On Oct 05
Heart pumps the blood while the vein carries it to the various parts of the body.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2026 (Season 11) Live Update Thread by Haydens: 9:05pm On Oct 04
Oya make she show us those bosoms and juggs make we dey happy for her.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2026 (Season 11) Live Update Thread by Haydens: 9:03pm On Oct 04
Even if make that Ebuka abi wetin be his name tarry the suspense he go still call the winner. Big SHAME on him.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2026 (Season 11) Live Update Thread by Haydens: 8:59pm On Oct 04
All these nonsense suspense dey turn belle, e dey make person pull trigger.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2026 (Season 11) Live Update Thread by Haydens: 8:56pm On Oct 04
Kedu ihe ji nkịta ọnwụ ?

Make them announce the gaddamn winner.

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