₦airaland Forum

Samantha125:
For me it has to be back in high school when I was in grade 11, this other guy who was doing his senior year heard me talking about how my parents had sent me on an errand to go and buy something from the nearest pharmacy after school... We were familiar with each other even though we weren't close.

He then came to me and asked if he could give me some money to buy him some pills from the pharmacy, I didn't see anything wrong with it... He wrote down the name of the pills just to be sure I wouldn't forget it... The name of the pills was "Rocky".

I got to the pharmacy and asked for Rocky pills and the cashier gave me this weird look and started interrogating me, she called the pharmacist and they requested for my ID card, but I didn't have an ID card at that time and I was still under 18, I had to lie with a straight face about my age and about how I forgot it at home, but I told them the pills weren't mine... They had to explain to me what they were used for and after some time, they eventually sold them to me.

This guy basically sent me to buy him some dick enlargement pills and I was a 16 years old minor while he was an 18 years old adult... I was so pissed, I didn't even say a word to him, I just gave him his pills the following day and left.

Lucky you.

He would have tested the potent of the drug on you.

Hshw

Alliswell248:
Is this why your kinsmen want to finish the entire country with everything fake?

We really dodged a ballistic bullet in 2023.

Go and open nyash make Sultan follow drill your own too and after that you go and guzzle hydraulic soup.

Skull miners, very soon yoruba will go extinct because of skull mining. That's the only job of an hafonjarian.

Alliswell248:
Overdosage of fake products produced in Onitsha has affected the left side of your brain.

Monday holiday people calling Yoruba cowards.

Noisemaker with their crazy appetite for money and crimes.

At the end of the day, Sultan of Sokoto still dey pipe and do sixsome to all the youruba nations. He fvck you guys anyday anytime he feels like and anytime he feels that anyone of you is useless he flings the person away.

I been think say them be husband and wife.

Yourubas wife, fulanis husband because yourubas can never be husband because of their coward nature. People wey sultan dey marry the 6 states altogether.

Sultan dey do sixsome with the six yoruba states.

Hafonjeezy and skull miners are like butter and bread.

After guzzling down hydraulic soup with back yam what do you expect from them ? All they know is killing killing killing. When I was growing up they say that it's hawusas that kill people but now that I've grown up I found out that it's a big fat lie. Yorobads are the number blood suckers, skull miners and killers in Nigeria.

Well they should do so to reduce their population in Nigeria because they are become a big menace and virus in Nigeria.

REDPILL is a must for every male child.

By spreading legs.

If this is true, then I'll doubt that he truly killed Osama Bin Laden. Maybe it was staged to happen like that so as to be tagged a terrorist fighter.

Maybe Osama and Shekau are in another remote country enjoying their loot.

I know that 7/11 was staged because America can do the impossible.

I know say that kanda and otondo mouth won't last long, he dey do like wey 2 mins man dey fvck woman.

Brostitute politician.

Mr. Anywhere belle face

Who cares ? Eh, this Burna boy (diddly oil) wannabe.

All this gram and fake lifestyle is to deceive who ?

Politics is a game of vengeance, retribution, vindication, vendetta and all manner of payback you know. Trump is the head chief in playing this kind of game and he's very witty in his words.

As politics is being played in America so it's being played in Africa and other continents.

Na to sh*t for knickers remain for Matamela Cyril Ramaphosa.

Let them try any racist xenophobic sh*t and Trump will deal with them. Only Elon musk is enough to handle them.

Indirectly, it's Elon Musk that's giving the order.

Fuhh

timota:
The advantage of an eye for an eye is that it will make everyone to careful knowing fully well that if u make someone blind,u will pay for it with ur own eyes

Exactly, people will be very careful if they are dealing with other people.

I believe in it.

Mahatma Ghandi lied.

An eye for an eye will not make the world blind rather it will make the world to be careful and thread with caution.

Putin should come to the aid of sad afrika, I thought they are among the BRICS.

BRICS should not forsake sad afrika because of Trump. If it was Nigeria they would bring out that their okpolo eye xenophobic attack. Let them bear the brunt of whatever Donald Chukwumereije Trump dishes out for them.

After gobbling down hydraulic soup what do you expect.

The old man should thank his stars that his skull was intact.

Bland and tasteless story just for the gram.

Jdjsj

Tribe: Yoruba aka human robbers
Occupational identification: skull miners.
Quote about them: as their cap is bent so is their life.
Life expectancy: 25 years due to skull mining.
Known for : mischief makers, cowardice, dishonesty, tribalism and all manner of vices.
Favourite meat: human parts.
Headquarters: Ogun state.
Religion: Muslims.
Head shape: cone head.
Favourite Soup: hydraulic soup.

Tflex01:
Stale!

The useless slave that wrote the letter for Sultan is muhaMAD Eze from the generation of slaves.

Pain is your name. Very very soon your region will be conquered one has already been secured.

Weak and mischievous tribe that will soon be slaves to foreigners.

Sharia court can only thrive on weak region like south-waste and it must be implemented only in that Muslim conquered region.

Kwara had already been conquered, next is either Ekiti or ogun.

Weakest region with with weak people.

Nazgul:
All I want to say is that Manchester united qualified automatically for the quarter finals in the Europa league. We might actually win it and qualify automatically for the champions next season regardless of whatever position we finish in the EPL.

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It must surely happen.

Moral lesson: Never trust no one. Some don't even trust themselves let alone someone.

Your friends must be seen as your enemy and remove any expectations from them, that's the only way that leads to peace.

Hayden's law: For peace to be achieved always expect f*ck ups from everyone, no one is excluded even your parents, siblings, friends, relatives and well-wishers.

Everything about the yorobads is dishonest, mischief and cunny. They can't stand on what they said and that's what Tinubu is doing exactly, always blowing hot and cold.

He promised 70,000 salary increment to youth coppers but yet to implement it and now is jusun dragging him. Wayo people and government.

OVB123:
My brother even as a Benin boy and I'm very ashamed to be called one because of this issue of cultism.
We are not the poorest tribe or state in the country but are known for her negativity all the time. Even the poorest tribe and state in Nigeria doesn't experience such vices.
This is a welcome development from the state government and I really appreciate it.

💯💯

Atleast you admitted your state's fault, positive changes start from one person making a good move. I pray that the bill will be effective.

Respect.

Well done Mr. Governor.

Edo state is a hub of cultism and wickedness. If not for yahoo Ekosodin would be a grave yard for students and cultists. He did well by signing those stricter laws and it should be carried out with immediate effect.

Every cultist deserves nothing but painful and excruciating death.

sirchim:
Do you mean THIEFNIBU Baban Baban BARAWOO?🤔

Eggzactly. Concentrated Barawo