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Duchess01:
u are breaking my heart

I am? Sorry but you broke my heart first.... We were planning our honeymoon but you left me hanging on the moon and you took your honey to Dharmy. GOOD MORNING

Anyone who gets FTC1500 should dedicate it to me.

ElrayKhalifah:
wait, what the fyck are u tryna do, ditch haywhy911 for dharmy. Shawty, think twice!!

bro,help me tell her o

Duchess01:
am sticking to what I have already

SMH I'll be here to watch the bizarre turn of events.. As a gentleman,I concede defeat to Dharmy... Enjoy the skeleton

Duchess01:
I cannot do orogun ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. too young for that. dharmyyinks was joking

don't let this opportunity slip by.. I'm the guy you've always dreamt of

Duchess01:
God is alive

yeah,HE is! Don't leave me for Dharmy o.. He said he wants u as his housemaid..

DharmyYinks:
Pot bellies re for village girls....buh hard n skeletal re for female models..divas...superstars

Kanye West? I doubt he has even 1 pack. Potbellies are 4 kings,queens,presidos,ministers,dukes and duchess. That's why Duchess is attracted to me

Duchess01:
chemistry n u

nice course! Little wonder our chemistry is strong! optometry here..

lotusflower:
Hehehe. Glass of water ko,glass of oil ni

OMG! The sound of ur laughter is music to my ears. See? Why leaveth me when I still maketh you smileth and laugheth?

Duchess01:
God in heaven will do right by us

Amin! What course are u aspiring to study?

DharmyYinks:
For ur mind... hard but succulent...skeletal buh protective(acts as shield). D potbelly dat cant mak u slip on ur stomach



#TeamFvckOldMen

who needs a shield? Are u Captain America... Love is not war... Love is relaxation. Potbellies mirrors relaxation. There's nothing more fulfilling than having a 'figure zero (0)' potbelly

lotusflower:
Ur case dey 4 babalawo's place

my loff! Please,don't leave me o. Like Duchess said,she was only begging u to adjust. Please na. Let's settle this over a glass of water.

Duchess01:
concentrating my mental faculties elsewhere that's y am not affected. and u??

concentrating my dental faculties on tasty meals.. I've been eating all through the holiday so I'm not affected either

DharmyYinks:
Hey! hey! hey! Hold it right der abeg. I was actually considering taking u as my house maid but since haywhy911 is addicted to counterfeit goods...ama leave u for him





Girls be forming posh..me sef get mouth

Duchess01,you made the right choice.

lotusflower:
Choi!! Haywhy911, con hear wetin chessboard dey tell me. Iffa veeeeex ehn,eni duro wotan

my loff,take it easy. Dnt intimidate her na.

DharmyYinks:


So dis is life! I havnt got haywhy's time...most gals of nowadays re afta married men..instead of fwesh,10packs,future n goals oriented,cool,wealthy Nigga lik me

lol,who needs a hard and skeletal ten packs when they've got a pillow in my potbelly.. #TeamAlreadyMadeGuys

Duchess01:
there wasn't charm involved. it was love at first write up

exactly! Don't mind the haters trying to bring us down. Our love is unbreakable..

Duchess01:
sweetheart my day went well.

awwn,m glad the long wait aint affecting u. So what's up,sweetie

MzLarem:
all d guys on dis thread re using codeine..be looking while haywhy is stealing ur dream gals.

lol. Its nt their fault. They can't match their wits with mine..

Cc: dharmyYinks.

Duchess01:
my one n only haywhy

good evening,ma'am. How did ur day go?

MzLarem:
Eat lotusflower nw..she's beefy.

my lovely wife? No.

MzLarem:
stop beefing..ribadu's voice is nice now.

lol. But why is everybody typing 'BEEFing'. U pipu shouldn't make me hungry 4 beef o..

My one and only Duchess01!

lotusflower:
Kakakakakakaka..,yeeeh. Erin tife pami o. Mzlarem af get u finish

dnt mind her. My voice is way better than Ribadu's. lol

Pelhumie:
#Barca4Life

yesso! U remember what Mourinho did to our late coach in summer 2011? Cc:dharmyYinks

MzLarem:
Angelina jolie's?

lol,hype urself o. M still searchn 4 ur 'voice-alike'

MzLarem:
hehehehehehe

lol,dnt mind Lotusflower,DharmyYinks,Temmi001 and their cocky Mourinho.. Visca Barca!

MzLarem:
Lolz..hehehe..I jst started.

LOL,Kontunu. You that ur voice sounds like......

lotusflower:
Yet u claim u dnt beef nd u beef mourinho so much because he's mouthed. #winks# U got self pride lyk him? I gat d point now. No wonda u 8 blues so much. Up chelsea!!! Dnt worry,js as mourinho said,we shall b part of d first 4 on d list by january.

lol,did I say 'beef'? That was a typo. I meant 'I don't CHICKEN out of situations'. Mourinho said,in his heavily accentuated voice :" we can't ehmm win the title..yes yes,i know. It's erm mission impossible... Maybe Tom Cruise can get us out"...

DharmyYinks:
We don't even want u to like ma club...immediately u like it...we go relegate...bad eggs


Xavi don retire...let iniesta join him...ur midfield wil be loose..except for rakitic.

Or


Disown ur triad at d frontline n watch ur club go down.

lol,see dis guy o. Why should I disown my invisible triumvirate when they are perfoming? Every club revolves round a player or group of players.

MzLarem:
Spoke to haywhy911 2day nd it was as if I was talking 2 mallam nuhu ribadu..Heheheheh



Shebi I told u dat I'll tell.

lmaoo! Welldone o. Chai,this gal yaff finish me.. I'll get u!

DharmyYinks:
Same as asking u why dnt u like Chelsea




#BluesForLife

sack mourinho and chelsea will become ma 15th favourite club