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THE INDIAN FILM ELECTION
What we know so far is that while waiting for the burial to commence, a prophet prayed for Audu’s corpse in an attempt to bring him back to life. Audu’s family members rejected the request, but angry youths broke open the door of where his corpse was kept. The prophet was forcefully taken into the room by the irate crowd, who joined him in the prayers, chanting: ‘Holy Ghost fire’ and ‘Allahu Akbar’. While the prayers were being said, the grave-diggers were said to have continued with their work unperturbed. Not long into the prayers, news spread round the crowd that Audu had resurrected and wild jubilation broke out. At the moment, many are celebrating in the streets of Lokoja over the rumoured resurrection, in spite of an absence of veritable proof that Audu is indeed alive.

GideonG:
My brother, I tire 4 d matter! 1st ghost gov, guiness book of record must hear this. Kogi people and Nupe people fr Niger state, nothing will ever surprise me. No disrespect to anybody.

see bad reputation.. SMH 4 them. Election? Inconclusive. Death? Inconclusive..

mercyda:
nice one bro, I nw see dat u are truly aunty mii MzLarem' s dad, she inherited it from you

yeah,sure!

SenoritaCristo:
a young lad....newly married....
Its awfully sad. He has even paid school fees for this session.

I wonder how his wife will cope. It's not only sad. It's scary. Like I said earlier,this is a lesson 4 us all. We can die at any time. You mustn't be 60yearz b4 u die... May his soul RIP

mercyda:
Okay, let me throw out dis riddles
1) What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years??
2)Wat type of phone do dey use in prisons??
3) Aw can you make the number one dissappear??
Let's try dis first

1) letter m (2) cell (3)place 'g' b4 'one'... GONE

tens4real:
bt omo madara fall my hand no b smal imagin smal barca of yesterday dat benites ma no evn talk sef kip smilin we go jamb one day

we go hammer una

tens4real:
am sur ur happy nw dat una trash madrid God sav una no b chelsea una jam

LOL,the thing dey sweet me uptill nw

mercyda:
whispers #Lionel Mercy# lolz, yeah

LOL,so how is ur day going?

tens4real:
DoubleG,dharmyinks,lhorla,oluwatobex, ur guys r sighted on 3D
bt
where is mzlarem,temmy001,nicky,mercyda,haywhy911,ridwan,einstein,steve,lotusflower and wan fine gurl lyk dat wey i dey crush on i 4get ha moniker
wia r thou

I'm here sir. Gud mawning

mercyda:
good morning ma'am, aw are you doing??
Haywhy91.1
DharmyYin.ks
Tens4rea.l
Aunty mii M.zLarem
Oluwatobex.... Good morning, expecting good news today

Good morning, Lionel Mercy. Hope u slept well? Yeah,i'm expecting good news THIS WEEK

haytripple:
na there u came frm?no evils sha,Aroni people..i doff my hat oo

yesso! But which one be Aroni people?

Temmi001:
lol. Aren't you?
In class, I'll be back as soon as I'm free. Good Morning everyone.

All I see in this class is a repackaged biology. God I hate biology. BioChemical Engr'g. Bacteriophage, Escheria coli, rubbish names! Abeg, I no mind, if na ss2 student go teach me sef. I can't wait to get to d Engr'g part of d course abeg. All dz biology pple here, haywhy91.1, m.zlarem, lotusflowe.r, etc. I need tutorials biko.

I'm ready to give you tutorials on footballogy if you want

haytripple:
what do u think,those people sabi j*ju..I even heard Aroni came frm there side lol

guy,free my people na.

fateemah06:
Today makes it 9years my dad left the world.. "Rabbighfir lii wa liwaalidayya wa
lilmu"miniina yauma yaquumul'hisaab,
Rabbirhamhumaa kamaa rabbayaanii
shaghiiraa.this life sha....

May Almighty Allah grant him Jannah... The best u can do is support him with du'a. We should also try to live/lead an exemplary life cos we are all going to die one day. Afterall,there is nothing more certain than death. May our last deeds be our best. Aamin!

lotusflower:
Seriously,its js unfair. Dey sabi beef pple

dnt generalize na. Me I no dey beef pple o

My Kogi people o! Chai! I just hope there wasn't a hand in Audu's death...

SenoritaCristo:
am just so sad right now. We are about leaving for his house.

God always has a reason. Can't say u shouldn't be sad though... Gosh! The thought of death scares me

lotusflower:
Haywhy911 nd DharmyYinks,ur competition starts by....

I dunno sef.
Mzlarem,nah u go help me decide o
Temmi001,aw far with konnectafrica nah?

whatever the competition is,I've won already

SenoritaCristo:
a blessed day....amen.

Just found out my Classmate died this morning.

what? OMG! I don't even know what to say....May hz/her soul RIP..

SenoritaCristo:
hmm....every guy is a Sir.

You have no idea what a jealous wife can do.

lol. Good morning. Hope you enjoyed your night? Have a blessed day

Temmi001:
LOL. DharmyYinks et haywhy911 suspected. DharmyYinks most especially. Don't be surprised the day he'll tell you your grandma's maiden name.

I've retired.

MzLarem:

i said I want ur help and u are giving me that emoticon?

Shollaintee:
Haywhy baba o,my hand is up fr u n only u,shey ko wa le?

am doing gud,bro.. Howfa?

lotusflower:
I av 2 organise a competition 4 u nd haywhy91.1

my own first wifey wants to organize competition to decide if I'm fit 4 her? SMH. Organize it sha. It will be a walk in da park 4 me. A walkover. *clenches fist*

MzLarem:
Wow..I'm blushing all d rainbow colors ryt now..all dis frm a boss..Thank u very much sir. Haywhy9.11 didn't teach me hw 2 write long posts,would av reciprocated ur nice gesture.

always the reason 4 ur inadequacies. SMH

MzLarem o,come and save ur Pops.... My haters' attempts to bring me down has gone ballistic

Ridwan1821:
Naxo joor...We must defeat our enemies.

*launches missile*

DharmyYinks:
Wen was d last time I talked bout blood...if I talk bout blood...dnt u knw its because I admire doctors

I know na. Ur admiration for WITCH DOCTORS is legendary

lotusflower:
U we tell me wen u started dat job

that was a typo. I meant ''worked''.. That was b4 I built my cocoa empire with ur help

lotusflower:
Looooolz. Editor of lyf

lol,I work at Daily Trust Newspapers

usman97:
good evening. hw r uu. i'm new to nairaland. you guys are great. love you all. we shall all get admitted in the coming list

thanks,bro and aamin!

lotusflower:
Aaaaaah. GideonG no mind him o. Nah js *hugs and kisses* o

it's hugs and kisses that's xoxo nah

DharmyYinks:
Den u r my unilorin. Better by....
Promiscuity.

*forwards post to Ambali* DharmyYinks in trouble. Cc: lotusflower