₦airaland Forum

duke59:
go away jare nicky058 is my birthright and I must claim her u are just a phase in her life and she has passed dat stage

u mean,deathright? Nicky is mine. Mine and mine forever and ever

Shollaintee:
i dinor noh talk to u nw....was grittn d NL geniuses,n father haywhy

gud evening,boss. I warned u to stay away 4rm my jewel,MzLarem

Pelhumie:
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13. Bravo
6. Alves
3. Pique
14. Mascherano
18. Jordi Alba
5. Sergio Busquets
4. Ivan Rakitic
8. Andres Iniesta
20. Sergi Roberto
9. Suarez
11. Neymar

Bench:
1. Marc Andre ter Stegen
10. L. Messi
17. Sandro
19. Munir
21. Adriano
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24. Mathieu
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M so glad Messi aint starting...

MzLarem:
u've said it all..'We are nt in America'

since there can be 'hell on earth',there can also be 'America in Nigeria'.

duke59:
ground ke abi is grounded
Mtchew where is dat cain no lemme use koboko

how u wan take flog me when u dey see double double

duke59:
not my palmwine
Oya go m not praying again
Nothing can keep me from my palmwine maybe except nicky058
Haywhy911 come nd carry ur wife oo
(Runs away with my palmwine)

the palmwine GUZZLER wants to sleep in the GUTTER tonite .

MzLarem:
then u want 2 create a chimp.

chimp? i know we are nt in America but you are grounded 4 the week

lotusflower:
Awwwwwwwn... I loff u more jae

Not larem junior sha because I no wan born junior mammy/pappy water

lol,mzlarem sorry o. Lets create HayWhy&Lotus Junior then.

DharmyYinks:
haywhy911 & mzlarem....ayam suspecting u ooo. Mz larem left...haywhy followed n now shez back...he is also back

WE ARE ONE!!! Soon,Lotusflower and I will disappear... #TheLaremJuniorProject

DharmyYinks:
I crave for it and urs is next *licks lips*

cc
lotusflower

lotusflower:
dat being d case,tell me d secret urself

my one and only,there's no secret to be told. Well,the only secret I have is that I love u more than I love myself.

lotusflower:
No o,we dnt need dis type of prayer warrior

so glad our minds are synced

DharmyYinks:
Re u sure he is alive?? Is dat is voice?? Wen was d last time u saw him?? Do u knw if I ve him in my pocket??


U dnt knw wu u re dealing with

i always knew u had a thing for human blood....

DharmyYinks:
Dnt forget u re both joint-heirs of ur cocoa farm....abi u want me to expose ur secrets to lotusflower ni

lotus,dnt believe him o. He is tryna get into ur head. Dnt let him in

duke59:
am here oo.I need to hold a special prayer session with ur wife first b4 we can proceed to ur cocoa plantation(half plot of land oo )

lol,another wolf. Lotusflower,dis guy wants u 1st..

DharmyYinks:






Re u sure d land is stil intact...wen was d last time u checked

*dials P.A's number* everytin is 5n. Land is intact!

lotusflower:
Seriously o,no b only u. Where r all d prayer warriors?

I dnt even knw where to find them :-/

DharmyYinks:
He is ur long lost uncle brother of d sister nephew of ur niece's aunty son of d cousin's grandma's child

lol,if u like draw food chain,nitrogen,oxygen and hydrogen cycle....nothing will still join me and Lai

lotusflower:
Its gud 2 av a funny husband lyk dis

it's gud 2 have a lotusy wife like u . Dnt mind Dharmy.. In me,u've got all u want

DharmyYinks:
I bought one for her...tying it wil mak her remember me d more

hehehe,you think this is Nollywood?

lotusflower:
C ur lyf in d outside. Lets go nd pray o b4 dey vex nd flood d house

oya o. Fear is kashin me

DharmyYinks:



Playing_ It shall be permanent wat d Lord has done for...
Love is not evil....buh
Cocoa is

haaa! My cocoa plantation needs protection o. The way u are always mentioning it,....e get as e be..

lotusflower:
Dis got me laughing seriously. U cracked my ribs o

LOL,don't let Dharmy sway u. Infact,use that ur gele to tie ur heart...

lotusflower:
Liar! D umbrella wey dey under ur bed nd inside d store nko? Nah rain stopper? Abi sun shade?

so now i'm an APC member? You are calling me liar as if I'm related to Lai

lotusflower:
Nd I warned u den not 2 marry her but u didnt heed

how could I heed ur warning when her oyinbo beauty was clouding my mind? Never knew she is the Grand Mammy!

DharmyYinks:
Dats because u left it in ur cocoa farm

u think u can steal Lotus with that yeye 'see u again' abi? By the time Walker vex comot 4rm grave,u'll undastand that some songs are nt to be used 4 evil purposes

AdebisiAdeyinka:
aftunun bro

how is the wait 4 the second list

MzLarem:
its water lord u'll see abi water bender.

wow,water bender! That's my name jare

lotusflower:
Abeg o,my husband no b pappy water o. Nah nicky058(grand mammy water) wey gv u d power o









Dis 1 dat I've bn choping ftc anyhow.
Ftcs dedicated 2 my e-family
Its a gud sign

that Nicky is the cause of all these problems...

lotusflower:
See magomago of lyf! Dere r diff colours of lotus. Red lotus dey sef. #winks#

magomago? So u are accusing ur hubby now? When did I join PDP? I don't even have an umbrella in my house

AdebisiAdeyinka:
Having fun reading their mammy Wata nd al dat 4rm Haywhy911, mzlarem and co

lol,am honoured. Gud afternoon

MzLarem:
d father of a mammy water is wat?




Pappy water..Lol.

that's not too fancy na. The father of a water princess mammy water is a Water King..

lotusflower:
Wats d diff?

(most)roses are red,lotus is white. Red 4 blood. White 4 innocence.

quiethollu:
Lolz ....haywhy911 u shld be proud of MzLarem...u raised her well

if I didn't raise her well,who will?