₦airaland Forum

Temmi001:
lazy bone. Na so u nor write that young and cerebral ba? E just dy do me to flog u

LOL,No vex na... I will write the next one.. When are they going to release d final shortlist 4 that KonnectAfrika thingy. Cnt wait 4 100k!

quiethollu:
Your daddy wants you to be an independent lady...if he had tought you evrytin u won't be where u are 2dae...u shld be proud of him

mzlarem,see wise man! I hereby confer upon quiethollu the WOON. (wisdom of the order of Niger)

lotusflower:
Haywhy911, where art thou? Con hear wetin ur pikin dey talk

dnt mind MzLarem,... Shebi u can remember how many tubers of yam I bought 4 ur wedding?

MzLarem:
Lolz..u didn't teach me hw to.

must I teach u everytin. Did I teach u how to ride bicycle? No! U learnt it urself

GideonG:
Lol don't be scared it's just that I have a good memory, I got it the day I introduced u to itsmero after I hyped her here lol, u know I'm a gud hyper.

lol,i remember. Hypers are Vipers

Temmi001:
Good morining class. Lotusflower .Welcome back boss gideong.

Senoritacristo, how are you ma.
Mzlarem, learnt you have headache. How are you feeling now?
Uncle abayskia, Itaf tey ayaf seen you oo, what's up?
DharmyYinks and haywhy911, my people.
Nicky058, how's been lectures? What dept ma'am?
Quiethollu, wassup boss.
Rkarang, where u dy o.
Aint going to school today. My 10am-4pm practical for today has been scheduled for next week. I go turn here to Market square.

LOOK WHO IS BACK : OUR 'ANCESTRESS'. GOOD MORNING! Oya let's turn the thread upside down

MzLarem:
Then she was in d middle of a river..Lolzzzzz

she was on a canoe sha. . Cnt u cover up?

lotusflower:
Excuse uuu,I married my husband 4 luv(dunno 'bou Nicky058 sha)

the 1st wife of a man is always based on love. The other wives,un4tunately,are 'lust-based'. It's u and u alone jare

lotusflower:
Our husband, gud morning o. How was ur nyt? Op u dreamt of me?

sure,I did.. You were in a field of lotus flowers. How serene!..

lotusflower:
Our husband, gud morning o. How was ur nyt? Op u dreamt of me?

sure,I did.. You were in a field of lotus flowers. How serene!

quiethollu:
MzLarem is a good daughter...I trust her
DharmyYinks is probably threatning her...jst gimme the go ahead and he's gone

that's true. Dharmy could have threatened her with HCl. Go ahead given!

Good morning,Lotusflower.. Hope u slept well?

quiethollu:
..who are ∂ people just mention dem and lemme put an end to them

FTC...wat a great way to start ∂ dae!

dharmyYinks and mzlarem... Only God knows when they formed an alliance..

GideonG:
Abdulbasit who else will like to stay off an intriguing family like ours here? I'm back 4 gud bro, still hoping 4 d very best while preparing 4 d worst... Na baba God hand we dey oo, God go do am 4 us and all those neighbours, friends and families that didnt believe there's a 2nd list will be put to shame. Society has a way of concluding things but God pass devil.

i swear, I hate seeing things like ''there will be no second list". Thank God,senoritacristo is here to dispel all those rumours.





But Boss,how u take know my name? #scared

quiethollu:
Lol...Coooooooold and short..but y nah?

some people mixed something in my food . I slept around 8.30pm and woke up 9am.. That's two hourz 4rm nw

MzLarem:
Lol..Good morning.

good morning. How was ur nite?

Nicky058:
no na, dats y I roff u too.. She is not bad buh we can't fold our hands and watch u turn into fela..... It's all for ur good faa

that's true.. Just allow me 1 more time,after mhizrikis I'll close the door GBAM!

Nicky058:
don't bribe me, c wahala oooo..... Dey r not jst scouting der r shunting



Am even trying to get along wif a taxi driver gan, so at d snap of my finger he will be at my service

LOL, So u want to leave cocoa exporter 4 a taxi driver that earns N500 annually?

quiethollu:
..good morning, hw was your nite

twaz kul and looOOoong,bro. Yourz?

greatscholar:
inspirational,motivational nd encouraging words....more grease to ur elbow$thumbs up mr catapult shooter

LOL,yeah. That's me. Good morning,Scholarite

NOBODYY:
*clears throat Loudly*

LOL, I no want make the guy attack me o.. Gudmorning

GideonG:
Mr emergency! I saw hw u & ur amazing daughter ignited some positive energies at some time and drove out boredom & melancholy, shoutout to u and ur beauriful wives. Thanks man.

M honoured,Boss. I just hope u have come back to stay. No leave us again o..

Do you know??


That...!!! The most destructive
habit.... Worry.


The greatest Joy.....
Giving.

The greatest loss....
Loss of self- respect .


The most satisfying
work.....Helping others.


The ugliest personality
trait.....Selfishness.

Our greatest
natural resource......Our
youth.


The greatest "shot in
the arm"......Encouragement.


The greatest problem
to overcome..... Fear .

The most effective
sleeping pill..... Peace of
mind.

The most crippling
failure disease..... Excuses.

The most powerful
force in life..... Love.

The world's most
incredible computer.....
The brain.

The worst thing to be
without..... Hope.

The deadliest weapon.....
The tongue.

The two most power-
filled words....." I Can"

The greatest asset.....
Faith.

The most worthless
emotion..... Self- pity.

The most beautiful
attire..... SMILE!

The most prized
possession..... Integrity.

The most powerful
channel of
communication.....
Prayer.

The most contagious
spirit..... Enthusiasm.

The most important
thing in life...GOD.

#copied. LegionAfrica. Just thought we needed it. Good morning,everyone. HAVE A WOO-NDERFUL DAY!

Nicky058:
*msg forwarded to Nicky's hubby*

*msg delivered*

Nicky058:
no problem, sheybi u too will learn hindi.......
Mhizrikis o Jae, u r welcome, am very gentle buh iono tink u can cope wif our humble conditions,,,,, most especially itsmero and lotusflower...


Itsmer.o is a doctor faa, she knws ao to miss insecticides wif pain relieving injection for u


And if u care to knw av gat a friend dat never run out of HCI (DharmyYinks) ...... Don't fear d oyinbo, it's jst like water...... R u into d family nw or not??
*crossing my legs while waiting on ur response *

LWKM! Great sense of humor.that's why I loff u.. Bt my mero isn't bad o.

Shollaintee:
Hello mummies and daddies in here,wanna be a membr of d ultra xtended family,pls cn u tk me in?

hmm,if u are a lady Then,i'm the ryt guy to pitch ur tent with... U are always welcome to join the haywhy empire family.. But if u are a guy hmm,e go hard o. But well,there is a way..... If u love soccer u can get into the family. Just hate Chelsea and support Barcelona during the Clasico.

LOL,M joking!

Now,lemme be serious. If u havent read through all d posts,u'll need to know the rules.

1.RESPECT EVERYONE especially Yungmilio2,SenoritaCristo,Temmi001,GideonG,IDGAF,Wheesin,EINSTEINPG,rkarang,khassy(the thunder lord),Ridwan1821.

2.DharmyYinks is my rival.STAY AWAY FROM HIM.

3. Do NOT support Chelsea on this thread.

4. Respect my lovely wives.. (Lotusflower,Nicky058,Itsmero and mhizrikis) and my one and only daughter (mzlarem)

5. NEVER go into a war of words with Sveen,Reekado,Kaybeeeee,Yungchop.

6.Quiethollu and Pelhumie are allies.

7. Don't go into a picture war with Nobodyy.

8.Avoid fawaazsanni and legitlayo.. They are warri wolves.

9.Duke59 is a good man bt his palmwine intake....hmm. Jerryspan,dnt wori.. U won't even see him. If u want to travel around the world,Boombay is the surest bet but u'll have Titidi to contend with... And lastly,abayskia is a great guy

GideonG:
Here he comes, like a thief in the night. Mo ti de! I've really missed you guyz like kilode. I keep on saying that this place is the best place to be anyday anytime. Thank you fellaz for always keeping it real.

I just went through my mentions and found you guys, IDGAF, Nicky058, Yungmilio2, Temmi001, Mzlarem, Duchess01, Akjwyzepal, tens4real, pushtani, duke59, greatsholar and sammyomotola. Thank you so much for the love! I really appreciate.
Our admission is imminent! May God grant us our intense heart desires. Unilorin here we come!!! Na Admission sure pass and na Baba God get power pass! Good morning and welcome to a brand new beautiful Wednessday morning my people! May the day bear much fruits... We shall get there.

BOSS G! We miss ur inspirational posts.. Gudmorning

Nicky058:
owa Lara e, electroparental bond ko, magneticparental glue ni

LOL,oh I think it's me and u that need the bond creation thingy sef. On saturday,I'll take u out so we cn do our electrocoupling bond. I assure u,it won't be boring. Kilishi will be in 'attendance'.


Goodmorning... Hope those UIL guys aren't scouting my property

gjugcvbnu:
Zee world is the only thing that kips me stable dis days......#stillwaitingfor2ndlist#

oh,my Saloni!!! Just hang in there and be strong.. List will be out soon. G'morning

MzLarem:
If I sleep by dis time,haywh911 will disown me..Thanks,anyways.

LOL,And it turned out that I slept around 8.30pm.... Unbelievable! Like...am I an 11year old? U and ur mum have been playing with my food..

pushtani:
Hello famz, it's been a while!!

Nicky058 sweetheart
MzLarem my biriful lady
Dharmyhinks d dreamer :p
Haywhy911 haywire
Boss Sveen
Sir GideonG


I pay homage to you all

in Eminem's voice " I am a Doberman,pinch urself in the arm and pay homage,pupil" ... My student is here again

Oluwatobex:
He won't suspect we ruined his plantation, after all he has 6wives
You are gentle? Lai Mohammed must vacate his seat for you

*tears him hot slap* shebi na my cocoa farm una wan use party. When I was sweating,where were u.