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DharmyYinks:
Scientists have proven dat 95% of ladies wu uses d bolded statement are either involved in extramarital affairs or dey ve no love for d person it is use for.


Haywhy911...dnt be too happy

lotusflower:
It's bn fyn until dis ur fake daughter came on stage

MzLarem:
Ur better don't go nd burn ur skull.

lotusflower:
Haywhy doooorling,come an hia o

quiethollu:
Lol...oya tell her I'm calling her haywhy911 and DharmyYinks are disturbing her whr she is....wait...*dust £500k suit* *cleans #300k wristwatch* *poses beside my 2034 range sports*..oya..

lotusflower:
Abi nah. *Adjusts shirt as I proudly catwalk 2 sit beside my 1 nd only * Every other wife is a counterfeit

MzLarem:
Nd they will ban ur right as a father @ haywhy911

Mhizrikis:
Lol. Thank God i didn't accept you, Hello lotusflower

DharmyYinks:



Shey u too want equation ni...haywhy911..all ur wives will be leaving u for me one by one...Oya tak

DharmyYinks+Lotusflower=LotusYinks

lotusflower:
Heh! see my lyf. Mk somebody hold me o,I wan beat dis pikin

tens4real:
hahaha nt wen d dauther is stil in ha fadas ows nw... he has to tek care of al ha responsible n nt 2 go around n b MARRYING women

DharmyYinks:
Yes ooo

Lemme guess ur name...if I get it ryt dat means u re mine and if I get it wrong it means am blinded by love I can't even see wich stil makes u mine

Either way, I win Mhiz Risikat

DharmyYinks:

As long as u support me...I can guarantee u beans n plantain and a stress free day wen u wnt..unlike ur pops.


Abeg no let nyt come oo..night vigil Oya..I ho bind n bind

lotusflower:
Sweetie moi! Aw u?

Mhizrikis:
Yes oo

lotusflower:
Dark pple dnt blush. Abi u dey bleach ni?

Jerryspan:
eh ehn
Na haywhy go handle dis mata

MzLarem:
Heheh...*Rotfl*..d Lady has spoken..As far she loves me, d rest of u can go nd quench..Yes even haywhy!


Court!!!!!

Mhizrikis:
Thank you MzLarem for opening my eyes ,, I love you much much. And i know you want me for your dad(haywhy911). And for DharmyYinks i like him small but the conclusion of the matter is that i don't want any of them

I will wait for my Mr RIGHT

DharmyYinks:
mhizrikis shey u see..u berra choose me oo..our names sef is similar

DharmyYinks+Mhizrikis=DharmyRikis or MhizYinks

Na ur love dey make me write love equations ooo..compared to haywhy911

haywhy911+mhizrikis=love error(equation impossible)

tens4real:
ur sighted bro jst watchin u n ur dauther mzlarem on 3D do ur tin...abeg do go pay ha skul fee joor d gurl don tey 4 ows

MzLarem:
better present ur manifesto 2 her 1st..DharyYinks has done so.

DharmyYinks:
lolzz....I am d change agent naa..haywhy has been der always choppin n choppin..correction

Mhizrikis Decide!

DharmyYinks(Apc-change) or Haywhy911(feedeeefee)

My promises...

I can give u twins
6meals per day
No extra marital affairs
Anything u want wil be given(even if its haywhys head)
U can spend my money etc

MzLarem:
Lolz..let d gal decide..mhizrikis Decide! Vote haywhy91.1(Apc) or vote DharmyYin.ks(feedeefee)

DharmyYinks:
All lies fashioned against me shall not prosper

Mhizrikis:
LOLZZZ... tell me they are lying please.

Mhizrikis:
Holy shit!! Am not doing again. Thanchu for the advice

MzLarem:
wen did my daddy become partners with seun osewa?

tens4real:
yeah stuf lyk upgradin ha o ur 4th wife abi

MzLarem:
Are u studying 4 SAT or TOEFL or ICAN?

Mhizrikis:
Oh! My goodness . What are the names of the three wives