₦airaland Forum

nimat158:
U BETTER GO ASAP

he said it will be out b4 december. In Sha Allah,we'll all be favoured.

nimat158:
pls who will help us beg ambali to release our list.

me!

fawaazsanni:
i cant b destroyed by an old man..NEVER!! wait sef.. av u forgotten dat i was d one dat dash u itsmero ni

na she go decide sha

fawaazsanni:
Why shouldn't i?

coz i will destroy u if u try it.

Feranmi4christ:
good morning palzzz, how was ur night......

I thank God for adding a year to my age today, and I say happy birthday to me.









#naa2ndListSurePass

happy birthday,bro. WULLNP. Am sure the second list will favour all of us

fawaazsanni:

go to school! Dnt try anyting crazy today o.


Good morning,bro.

Ridwan1821:
I will choose d 2nd room..As a murderer, I will know how to negotiate with those assassins but if they don't want to negotiate, we will kill ourselves inside d room..



Good morning to u all..Hope u all had a great nyt.

LOL,Impossible. The third room is d best. Lions that haven't eaten in three years can't be alive. Good morning,bro

christinie:
What is the age difference between you and i?

Nice try but you are wrong. How many years i take SENIOR u. The bolded is the key point

KashyBaby:
Yeaaah I saw it ..Fascinating pidgin...well how am I going to translate that to english when I'm also learning how to speak pidgin?

ohh,just checked ur profile.. Are you really from the Phillipines? Wow. Ama big fan of Manny Pacquiao.. Just keep viewing.I'm sure you'll learn something

KashyBaby:
Yeah sure mention me.. tnx

i've done that... U wanna try it??

Cc: kashybaby
espn

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KashyBaby:
I'm juz here so curious to see the pidgin English coz I wanna learn...but only to find out there's no picture attached

i'm so sorry. I've been tryna upload it. I think the Nairaland server is overwhelmed.. Should I mention u when I finally upload it?

Some pidgin sentences are almost impossible to say in correct English. Wait,you think you are an English guru? Show us your wits. TRY THIS! ...


The pic is below!

Nicky058:
lolsss no be like dat jor

oh,Nicky? Ilorin is a village o. Good morning! Hope u've been 5n? How is skul?

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#copied


No b small fight for my area today ooooh . A nursery 1 pupil in a Danfo bus from school was reciting d day's lesson at school: . "If my dad is a cock & my mum is a hen, I'll b a chick! . ""If my dad is a lion & my mum a lioness, I'll b a cub! . ""If my dad is a king & my mum a queen, I'll be a prince! . "The danfo driver was irritated by the noise and told the boy to stop but he didn't.......Then the driver shouted, "What if ur mum na prostitute & ur dad na armed robber?"........ . D boy replied, "I'll be a danfo driver!........... and that was how the fight started! Who first find trouble

Goodnite/Good morning,everyone!
GideonG and Nicky058,the both of u just went AWOL.
MzLarem MyLarem

DharmyYinks:

lol,u no fit cover person secret? Anyway,the guy got the answer ryt. The house full of lions is the murderer's surest bet. A lion that hasn't eaten 4 3 yearz? That's a dead lion. Congrats,hardeymolar

[quote author=hardeymorlar[/quote][color=white]correct! oya modify ur post sharpaly so that others won't copy ur answer[/color]

boombay:
yeah

Same here

hardeymorlar:
the 3rd

hmm,and why??

DharmyYinks:
U be moses abi israelite

moses .

BIDOO:
He fit enter anywhere he like without getting hurt!
*if he was a hebrew by tribe.........you remember the three hebrew men thrown to the burning fire in the bible; winks

*if he get street code...............e get as e b naw, those snipers go consider am !

*if he happens to be a brother to daniel, I believe same blood go dey run in their vein; forget those lions go dey sing, say na na this we go dey dey

LWKM4H,very funny answer but it's not d best answer. The answer is simple. Let me allow otherz try

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

WHERE ARE MY SMARTIES? COME AND PROVE YOUR METTLE! .

boombay:
Thanks man.. itz optometry... I'm just tired of waiting

wow,optometry too?

DharmyYinks:
Dat was in d 90s....u never jam correct weapon

any DRONE fashioned against will be DROWNED in the Red Sea by God's grace.

fawaazsanni:
Lol.. dats wat am planning to do sef..aw did u know?? abi u can read mind ni??

haaa,take MzLarem if u want but if I catch u near Mero,ur own don finish. I once told u I have a friend,Fawaz. Lol. Anytime I see ur name,i remember him. He was the most dealt-with guy in school then. He was always in fights and he always lost. That boy suffered. He had to leave the skul. He is alot stronger now and intimidating. I'm tellin u this coz I no wan destroy u . Better leave Mero and carry MzLarem. I dash u

DharmyYinks:
Lol...dis one is specially built for u and its sole mission is to terminate u

All weapons fashioned against me shall not work...

itsmero:
Lol... I will try not to...

Thanks. Hope u are at home now?

Jerryspan:
ur colour abi complexion abi.rubbish boi

hehehehe,u don start dey receive lectures?

Jerryspan:
Mzlarem,my swtheart,hope u've been good? No vex for me o,na lyt no dey here.haywhy,u stl neva upgrade from catapult to snipper abi??
And everyone still waiting for d 2nd list,sir doubleG,mzlarem,haywhy,dharmyyinks and everyone else,una dey our prayers oo.expectn u all soon.#God pass dem(unilorin)#

aamin. As for the upgrade,....hmm.. I'll upgrade











as soon as u upgrade your...... U know na

MzLarem:
Lolz..Sum1 dats trying 2 sell me also..we don't trust ourselves.

Haba,we trust ourselves like Obama n Osama na.