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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:46pm On Sep 09, 2015
mobi18:
lol....hhehehehhehheeee, gimme more make i add join ..buh im naturally alwais high..u still fit jes manage gimme strawberry flavour,dat 1 dey blow my mind
Walahi u are on-point, u r my type gbabe. Where have u been. Elmisti give her 5 wraps of strawberry flavour, put it on my bill

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:43pm On Sep 09, 2015
whodohgeepee:
eyah! Sorry! What's koyo in Edo?
No be only koyo na shayo, atole grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:41pm On Sep 09, 2015
elmisti:
Kikiki, she is a result of couple weed...wen u see married pple on a kush level, my brod run for y life, especialy if na female
Kikikikikikikikikikkokokokokokakakakakakaka na ur hand work nah

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:39pm On Sep 09, 2015
mobi18:
lol,yes ooo..bookmark wey no fit mark,buh lemme ask my hubby if u can bookmark me,i wee give u reply tomao grin
Washere jare, I'm sure he's gentle man, thanks for putting happiness into my heart. I pray he says make I no only bookmark u but store u inside my personal domain grin grin grin

Open ur mouth make I give u suya

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:35pm On Sep 09, 2015
elmisti:
News flash....Haywire1 is some pple role model fa
Washere I see u.. im a role model to many people, I don't like feeling pompous. But anyway na God oooo grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:18pm On Sep 09, 2015
elmisti:
Oya tell me how I go meet u 2mrw for d level nd I go revisit my vision
When u reach ikorodu garage, ask anybody say na haywire u dey find, den go show u direction. Na only one haywire dey ikorodu

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:16pm On Sep 09, 2015
susskid:
how do I change the wrong date of birth in my bio data on registration of mobilization for batch B? I was told that when I login in my nysc portal on my dashboard i shud buy the waec verification pin and click on change date of birth menu. there is however no where I can click to change my birth date on my dashboard. how do I go abt this? cry
Go to page 1550

Good luck

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:10pm On Sep 09, 2015
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On a serious talk, wettin person go chop tonite sef undecided undecided undecided

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:06pm On Sep 09, 2015
elmisti:
Kikikiki...shey we fit jam for ikorodu bus stop 2mrw, for any cool spot, make I do am.......nd I dey see vision say na 5 gals u go born.....no blame ooo, blame dis new breed of weed from niger
Carry ur flavoured sh1t come ooo. Me born girl keee o'boy go sleep again if u be pastor u no go sell @all. Me wey be say my y chromosome strong no b small, na boy boy boy full my body oooo grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:01pm On Sep 09, 2015
Faithluv5:
It was oo. I did it without any ish and I got my call up number. Come serve for my state now,we get gud tins for you grin
Hmmmmmmm, elmisti does ur flavoured sh1t dirty d mind? Why is my mind dirty to d above.


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:58pm On Sep 09, 2015
princeuk21:
just got my callup number but my date and month of birth on it is wrong. what's the way forwardhuh?
Clean d wrong date of birth and write d correct one grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:57pm On Sep 09, 2015
StephenAfam:
I converted my picture type to png. It is easier to get smaller picture sizes in png format.
There is still a lot of scaling down to be done (at least it is less than in jpg format)
Over sabi dey worry u. Any online form picture must be in normal jpeg format.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:56pm On Sep 09, 2015
whodohgeepee:
*lies on d floor* *puts a bullet proof vest on nd shoots myself on d head* sorry sir! Emabinu o! Na joke ah dey! cheesy
I forgive u my boy grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:51pm On Sep 09, 2015
elmisti:
Lol, srzly...I dey arnd dat side, buh printing go be anoda issue too....fit jam u 2mrw
U go print for any bizness centre nah. Since u go don register finish na to enter anywhere, login ur details then print.

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I dedicate this goal to my unborn haywire junior, I knw say na me ur papa u go resemble cos I hear say u dey disturb all girls for heaven. I dey find correct mama for u, u go land on earth soon my boy, till then remain a good boy and don't let me hear brother angel Gabriel report u again.

Dad loves u

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:49pm On Sep 09, 2015
donasere:
I've died and gone to heaven!!





Elmisti olorun am proud of you gan!!!


Choi!!!




See wetin Romania weed with 2005 coke dey cause!!
Kikikikikikikikikikkokokokokokakakakakakaka grin grin grin


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:47pm On Sep 09, 2015
dossylvanus:
Chaaaaiii... Ikorodu like that?


Where exactly


Irawo, Ajegunle, Igbogbo, abi make I still dey enter?
Lol Hahahhahahahhahahahaha na ikorodu u dey?


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:46pm On Sep 09, 2015
whodohgeepee:
debris pls rescue me o! Ds guy sef! Who u be? *pulls out a mac4* identify yaself or else.... grin no fear bro! Tis da gee to da pee!
U wan make I carry ur name go my village abi, pull out anytin O'dipa strong kakaraka grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:44pm On Sep 09, 2015
donxab:
how u mean? my own pishure big like wallpaper!!!! as i resize am to 15kb e turn to passport
Hahhahahahhhhha, hope say no b that picture wey u snap inside kitchen u use sha


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:42pm On Sep 09, 2015
chikaodili345:
Finally completed my registration. Relieved.
Congrat

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:41pm On Sep 09, 2015
dossylvanus:
My guy... Na where you dey?
I dey chop ikorodu life presently

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:41pm On Sep 09, 2015
elmisti:
Kikiki, which side of lasgidi u dey, wld av done mine too in ma room buh na scanner disqualify me
With 20 wraps of flavoured sh1t I go borrow u scanner

I dey chop ikorodu life presently

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:39pm On Sep 09, 2015
debris:
cheesy lol I dey jare
I checked on u this morning, will check back tonite, prepare food cos I'm hungry kiss

CC
Whodohgeepee

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:31pm On Sep 09, 2015
whodohgeepee:
debris fa! Kilode gan na? Whr aff u been?
Woman wrapper grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:29pm On Sep 09, 2015
elmisti:
Tru, some pple want stream 2, buh I dnt knw why...ny stream na stream for me jare, as lng as dey go gimme beta ppa
Wettin concern u wit beta ppa, ur ppa go be all bustops wey u go dey distribute flavoured weed.

Elmisti all-in-one flavoured weed

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:27pm On Sep 09, 2015
donxab:
she is greater than 15kb, use M. picture manager ASAP
Walahi na paint or corel draw I go use grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:26pm On Sep 09, 2015
debris:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
#verified cofa
#green card holder
#team lagos/abj
#Am good to go
########## tongue
Na soo let's go there.


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:25pm On Sep 09, 2015
elmisti:
Lol, na the long process mke me chill fa, if its smtn I cn jst do on my bed, even haywire1 no go log in b4 I finish...will do it 2mrw sha...
Lol, no Longtin in it jare, people no wan take risk @all. I did my registration in my room, I no enter any cyber cafe. Anybody wey dey lagos still aving problem with d registration can contact me.


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:20pm On Sep 09, 2015
mobi18:
hahan,y u dey enter me like dis naw,i jes prefer shopping online,na jes girly serenren,,buh all dose ones no reach my hubby side..i no dey carry my fine boy play ooo.. order food wetin? i cook well too.. dt asides,,na something wey i develop during uni dais and law school,my uni dey village for edo,no beta thing to buy...
Chaiiii, so u don marry sef angry angry angry wey I don bookmark u angry


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Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by haywire1: 5:31pm On Sep 09, 2015
Jaypp hw far, any sure single banker?

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:00pm On Sep 09, 2015
mrversatile:
So should I go on with registration?
Yea

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Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by haywire1: 4:58pm On Sep 09, 2015
haywire1:
Vag
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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 4:19pm On Sep 09, 2015
dossylvanus:
Greetings to all my goons....



Babatawa elmisti physika Omitooguns Armynu Gazaliah
Haywire1...... I have a special package for you guys.




Meet me at my pavillion by 3 AM tommorrow.
Isorite, let's meet at 1am na dat time i dey walk on air


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