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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:04pm On Sep 29, 2015
donasere:
Lol. Nigerian ladies n prayer mountain!! Dey go pray mountain to stop things which u are meant to stop by being the best s1ut ur hubby wants in the room and the exact classy trophy wife wen outside.
U get brain jare

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:03pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
Chaiii haywire warrisdishuh I must meet ur gf i know she must be going thru a lot
Still searching

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:02pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
I know he's not *smiles*
Correct chick hard to get for ladoke

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:01pm On Sep 29, 2015
tonyx4x44:
***bet y*** lipsrsealed women like plenty children nahuh

una no dey reason planning?
Plenty children keee, wen no b say na pig we dey rear shocked shocked

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:00pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
Sweery am not that kinda girl!!!
Good, dat means d guy na fo0l

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:59pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
haywire circulating soft porn! Well done
grin grin I can send u too cos I've diff packages

Pregnant
White
Black
Disable
Midget
Bizzare
Begger
Outdoor
Spy camera
Real brothel
Et.c

Jst name it, that waz my bizness during secondary and 100/200 level days grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:56pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
hmmmm haywire oga at d top okay i get ur point on this one buh ill have you know that it takes extra effort staying fresh afta droping 4 kids! But u men fail to think of that Awon Ajala tan na
4 kids keee, dats too much fa shocked shocked shocked no matter wat it takes to stay fresh, a lady or woman must do anytin to remain fresh

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:53pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
Do you do that toohuh
I don't, I'm not dat kinda person

If u don't like a guy tell d guy straight cos I knw lautech babes do think dey r smart to do chop money nd run wit guys but sharp guys plenty.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:49pm On Sep 29, 2015
donasere:
Mad man




Na Reverse cowgirl be dat na
Lol learner, in reverse cowboy, d bae go relax wit hands backward..

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:47pm On Sep 29, 2015
whodohgeepee:
lolz....we don't complain of dat bro...no be food....no be work...grin
E pass food ooo.. Walahi ur girl go become another guy side chick or boo fa shocked shocked shocked


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:46pm On Sep 29, 2015
donasere:
You aff finish!

Which one is front pamela?
U be learner. U go lay down, she go back u then sit on ur joystick while holding ur legs for perfect stroking grin grin

I can send u d video if u need
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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:42pm On Sep 29, 2015
idirect:
emptyhen be like
"Send #TheList to 131"
to get the full list of ministers.

N50 per text


Am going with stream 1...
Quote me anywhere
Edit ur post jare

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:41pm On Sep 29, 2015
whodohgeepee:
as for me ah don't care bout styles...na hair ah wan cut ni? relationships ain't all bout sexual intercourse.... m satisfied with ma dolcezza....my sweetest babe in d universe... ah don't cheat....
Dey deceive urself, 99% of female want a man who can send them to Planet P on bed.I pity ur life. I always tell my female friends dat if ther guy can't lick their plate dey shd leave d guy, he doesn't love her.

I don't suppose cheating but both need to be able to satisfy each other sexual to prevent cheating

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:37pm On Sep 29, 2015
tonyx4x44:

which men be that?? 20th century? abi cave men
grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:31pm On Sep 29, 2015
whodohgeepee:
why do men cheat? tis a normal stuff cos 90% of men do no matta aw dey act like dey don't. women make men cheat and most men ain't satisfied wiv wat dey have.....
.

Why men go satisfy wen wife dey give only scissor style and a young fresh peperempe dey giv kamasutra,doggy,missionary, 69, TYT (touch your toes), cowboy, back stroke, front Pamela, HMH (hit me hard) grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:25pm On Sep 29, 2015
U go work extra hard nah abi sey na for free person go get concubine outside. Money for hand back for ground bro

Wat does it profit a guy whose girl no sabi lick lollipop and wat does it profit a girl whose guy no sabi lick plate grin grin

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Cc elmisti
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:23pm On Sep 29, 2015
elmisti:
Buh umake smal sense dis evening oo........buhon d other hand...ploygamus life is not economically advisable in dis Nigeria of ours jare......make god sef decree say, one joystick one honey pot...jst like one man one vote
U go work extra hard nah abi sey na for free person go get concubine outside. Money for hand back for ground bro

Wat does it profit a guy whose girl no sabi mouth action and wat does it profit a girl whose guy Bo sabi lick plate grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:22pm On Sep 29, 2015
theSpark:
Why do people cheat?

Most guys want to taste it all, without commitments anyway.
Some girls are just boring after the chase is over.
Some guys believe they belong to everybody and belong to nobody
@ d bold Kikikikikikikikikikkokokokokokakakakakakaka grin grin, some guyz don fvck puna fvck ther destiny join

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:16pm On Sep 29, 2015
elmisti:
Why must u mention me categorically......I am a man of class.....I dnt and won't do side shows
Kikikikikikikikikikkokokokokokakakakakakaka grin grin, will u keep quiet

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:15pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
But swidy men sef can fraustrate! You just stop toasting us the moment you have us on the palm of ur hands! My bf once told me sheybi am not a new found love when he was unable to take me out one time like that! Why cant you just keep treating us like a new found love and watch us satisfy ur every need i repeat every
Is he a ladokite? cheesy

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:14pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
All thanks to harlequin, mills and boon for the ladies and pornhub for the men and some ladies too sha we now have to do everything to up our game when it comes to intimacy! chaii am sure my mum does not know what mouth action is
Kikikikikikikikikikkokokokokokakakakakakaka grin grin, d kinda lady na mouth den dey always get wen it comes to d real bed game now den go dey cry cheesy cheesy

No let ur dad look outside for fresh puna ooo u beta teach ur mum hw to ginger d bed game wink wink


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:09pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
Ehen abeg no vexx o na so i siddon for my papa parlour yesterday wey dem con begin one show like dat wey dem call You and I. The topic dem discuss na infidelity o, wetin dey cause am abeg no vexx. Its one of my long term projects av been doing survey on pls guys on this thread helep me contribute! So far, most of the guys av interviewed seem to av no precise reason for cheating! So from the male point of view i ned ansas
cc:
mistabiola
haywire1
Olami90
donasere
Xcozee
Elmisti
DonPsymon
babatawa
etal! if i no mention u no vex u can still contribute! Thanks
[b]PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED " 18+" contains string words so I'm not responsible for ur hornybee activated mode,kindly contact haywire1 for help.

Wat a beautiful question grin

Women r d reason y men cheat :

Base on d fact dat I'm African, Africa culture permits men to marry more than one wife, females must accept d fact dat dey r Africans too. Females r like flowers, beautiful in d morning, wilther @night (omashe oo), this is one of d reasons I don't chase after ladies, na una go use una leg waka come wen una don dey afternoon close to night grin grin .

What does it profit a wife who tinks her husband is for her alone but husband has many concubines secretly outside, that's bullsh1t. Why can't d wife jst accept Africa culture nd request d husband to marry d concubine or concubines as additional wife.
What does it profit a man who stands under mango tree every night chatting, romancing and yanshing is concubine wen he knws dat he's an Africa man.

Most times u will see married men shining eyes on young females with big yansh.

Let's be mature, guyz av ever try yanshing a female, as u pull her pants down for yanshing, one yeye odour frm her puna jst enter ur nose, wtf damn walahi ur joystick go soft sharply. Now imagine u've a dirty wife wit dirty puna and u sample another female outside wit fresh puna, now ask urself Whic of d puna u go die inside grin grin, "Elmisti joystick don dey hard, ashewoo grin grin "



Therefore, a woman who wants a peaceful home shall respect d fact dat we all r Africans,must always be clean and attractive for her man and above all must be ready for anytime anywhere any angle any corner yanshing

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:06pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
Ehen abeg no vexx o na so i siddon for my papa parlour yesterday wey dem con begin one show like dat wey dem call You and I. The topic dem discuss na infidelity o, wetin dey cause am abeg no vexx. Its one of my long term projects av been doing survey on pls guys on this thread helep me contribute! So far, most of the guys av interviewed seem to av no precise reason for cheating! So from the male point of view i ned ansas
cc:
mistabiola
haywire1
Olami90
donasere
Xcozee
Elmisti
DonPsymon
babatawa
etal! if i no mention u no vex u can still contribute! Thanks
[b]PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED " 18+" contains string words so I'm not responsible for ur hornybee activated mode,kindly contact haywire1 for help.

Wat a beautiful question

Women r d reason y men cheat :

Base on d fact dat I'm African, Africa culture permits men to marry more than one wife, females must accept d fact dat dey r Africans too. Females r like flowers, beautiful in d morning, wilther @night (omashe oo), this is one of d reasons I don't chase after ladies, na una go use una leg waka come wen una don dey afternoon close to night grin grin .

What does it profit a wife who tinks her husband is for her alone but husband has many concubines secretly outside, that's bullsh1t. Why can't d wife jst accept Africa culture nd request d husband to marry d concubine or concubines as additional wife.
What does it profit a man who stands under mango tree every night chatting, romancing and yanshing is concubine wen he knws dat he's an Africa man.

Most times u will see married men shining eyes on young females with big yansh.

Let's be mature, guyz av ever try yanshing a female, as u pull her pants down for yanshing, one yeye odour frm her puna jst enter ur nose, wtf damn walahi ur joystick go soft sharply. Now imagine u've a dirty wife wit dirty puna and u sample another female outside wit fresh puna, now ask urself Whic of d puna u go die inside grin grin, "Elmisti joystick don dey hard, ashewoo grin grin "



Therefore, a woman who wants a peaceful home shall respect d fact dat we all r Africans,must always be clean and attractive for her man and above all must be ready for anytime anywhere any angle any corner yanshing

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 1:28pm On Sep 29, 2015
whodohgeepee:
good pm all d ladies in this thread who won't stop making noise.....mobi18, keribaby(our beef still dey on)grin, harinholar and d ghost ladies..... for d guys una dey talk nonsense.... elmisti haywire1 and some dudes here plus one dude wey finish from Unical....grin I rep my state: Uyo....cheesy
Weed everywhere grin grin grin

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Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by haywire1: 1:20pm On Sep 29, 2015
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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:10pm On Sep 29, 2015
DonPsymon:
No worry na... I'm guessing you forgot 8:2 already huh



grin


+ when we're through with ya ass eh,... Y'all gone be trending #arsenefingerout on twitter grin


+ I only talk to league leaders grin cc haywire1 and donasere...


If you're 4th stay off grin
Washere omo Iya, I'm gonna fllw u for back on twitter wit d #arsenefingerout , that finger though Kikikikikikikikikikkokokokokokakakakakakaka grin grin grin


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:07pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
Are you tempting me or my data
Lol, u can show me alone smiley

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:05pm On Sep 29, 2015
mobi18:
o ti pe ti o ti go haywire ,,olorun
Let's go haywire togeda nah for camp. Everyday na highness no dulling wink wink

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 11:59am On Sep 29, 2015
BY D WAY GUYS, WHO IS DOROFUNMI SEF huh huh huh




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Cc
Elmisti
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 11:57am On Sep 29, 2015
Shegofams:
Greetings to everyone here, how una dey.




Wetin Elmisti do
He gave his neighbour maid sister cousin friend belle oooo shocked shocked shocked

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 11:55am On Sep 29, 2015
mobi18:
wich kaind two to tango,,,kai,elmisti nd i never agreed to take it further oo,we were jes state personalities that have a good connection
Kikikikikikikikikikkokokokokokakakakakakaka grin grin grin, elmisti keee what a bad combination

Husband (weed seller) + Wife (ogogoro seller) = Pikin (War lord) grin grin grin

Devil is a liar grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 11:52am On Sep 29, 2015
Elmisti which of d flavored weed u smoked this morning, Ibeg pass me 5 wraps biko

I wan para, I say I wan vex grin grin grin

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