₦airaland Forum

Ayima:
My parents are on my neck that why did i chose Borno state, i told them i have a reason and that they will know the reason after my service year.

elmisti:
*clears throt*....*tap mic*



Welcome ladies and gentlemen of the press, Today I officially resign my position as the the executive president of the thread estates and transfer the ownership of the IDP to the state....It is no more news that me and my ex-vice Mobi18 have a connection, which I mst say made serving the state much more easier...however, some aprokos and amebos of this awse av made issues out of it and in order to put an end to this media assassination by dem...I have decided to declare publicly that MOBI18 is my E-boo with immedite effect and she will be taking up d post of president, on the other hand Dolafunmi is a very loving lady but her ambitions ar way too much for a lady who av to care for me...I wish. Her d best, nd also believe we could work something out on EL DOLA holdings......plenty appreciation to my friend aare2050 and naughtylagosguy......I hear by announce that. Future properties shall be EL MOBI.......

I still remain, your one and only green dealer....EL MISTI.....





*drops mic*...............*look round for the first person to stone me*

mistabiola:
★★★You stole my sub.... Nice one..... I must take something from you too.... Maybe your MG ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

JibrilJunior:
I heard someone called "sharp eye shooter!!"

He said and I quote

DonPsymon:
2:0 should do


Memphis and Martial

goldenone:
Thanks dear! I won't do too much! I'll just build a boutique for all those nekkid and half nekidd girls on our phones

mobi18:
thy body including d mammary gland is a tenple of God..keep it holy and chaste...

DonPsymon:
Toh



Cheers!


+ today na UEFA

goldenone:
Ah Bossy! market dey jawe! any news?

mistabiola:
★★★your own will be succulent n sweeter #IwantYourOwn ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Will u keep quiet talking

Is there sugar in it
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mistabiola:
★★★Maybe ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

donasere:
Omo you dey vex oooo!!!....But u got a point!

mobi18:
lol....... kai,,haywire1,con c ur life for orita

sod09:
lol
I must warn u.....u fit land on top transformer or live wire for camp oooo

Blessedgurl:
Wetin happen to your sense of humour. The mozz dey really block things.
Of course Its a joke.
Abi you want make Basket mouth dey explain im jokes to you bah


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Blessedgurl:
Kikikikwakwakwa

Babe those are the reasons why he got nominated for most annoying $ derailer.
Elmisti weed do work wonders

mobi18:
lol,omuti oshi.. e don tey wey u be mozzquito... mozzerati of life

mobi18:
me ke? na u i suppose dey tell dat 1,mk u no go carry persin box,u know say i don tell u say i dey notice say u dey fewo gan.. sha no go steal soldier cap join because u ehn,ur hand dey magnet anything..

mobi18:
dis haywire1 don high dis early morning again? u dey bleep up gan ooo... so as early as dis morning is,u don mozz abi.. i don talk am say dey supposed put award of mozzmore of b15,and dat award belongs to you

mobi18:
c u,derica head,,i bet u want my shape of head.. ...

mobi18:
lol,babes don buy finish oo,kai,i never even start

mistabiola:
*****You want me to check your DP*****
*****No, I'm not interested ******

sod09:
u dnt need to transport....I can teleport u
Na just small incantations

mistabiola:
★★★ You lack delicacy, refinement n probably etiquette. ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

sod09:
pls where's ur park in Lagos

donasere:
Haywire1 burn the thief ke U b jungle judge oooo!!!.....make d guy just do frog jump round camp wey no get fence na!

donasere:
Mistabiola don smoke all doz tabba wey mallam ibro dey sell!!..... so he goes off like dis after

mistabiola:
★★★Words from an uncultured boi ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

mistabiola:
★★★ Only the wise will Understand ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

mobi18:
im trying to change my dp ohh,d thing no gree change

mistabiola:
★★★Modern Slavery★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

doublezero7:
Brotherly, no be small thing!

I had this chic in camp! She just ran to the male hostel and told me that God saved her from someone thiefing her traveling bag! According to her, she was half asleep wen she saw this lady come into her room and was dragging her bag! She thought she was dreaming at 1st, only to open her eyes and see the movie playing out! The funny thing is that, when they asked the girl, she said she thought it was her bad...but the crazy thing is that she doesn't even stay in the room!

Girls in my camp can like to steal unnecessary things...the caught a lot stealing pants! The craziest was one caught stealing sanitary pad!