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[i][/i]how are the mighty fallen? BUHARI

yeah.....

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer presentable & neat girls
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, & then forget you afterwards. (This actually goes for strangers.)
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. Guys love girls with brain all the more than girls in mini skirts. (When we say brains, we don’t mean geeks.)
6. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get away from stammering.
7. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think the girl they truly care about.
8. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
9. Guys go gaga over a girl’s smile.
10. Guys try to find the stuff toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
11. Guys can be wastrels especially when they want to get an impression from you. But they are actually price conscious people.
12. Guys virtually brag about anything.
13. Guys cannot tell secrets than girls tell them.
14. GUYS THINK TOO MUCH!!
15. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
16. When a guy wants to meet your parents. Let him.
17. A guy wants to tell you things, but he can’t. And they sure have one bad habit to gain courage (and spirit) to tell you everything and that is drinking & smoking.
18. Guys cry.
19. Guy’s fantasies are unlimited.
20. Don’t provoke a guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
21. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
22. Guys usually try so hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept the defeat.
23. When you touch a guy’s heart there’s no turning back.
24. Giving a guy a hanging message like, “You know what. Uh, never mind”, would make him jump to a conclusion that’s far away from what you’re thinking.
25. A guy goes crazy when a girl touches his hand.
26. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to the girls they really like.
27. When a guys makes a prolonged “um.’ Or makes many excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like to and he cannot lay down the card for you.
28. When a girl says “NO”, a guy hears it as “TRY AGAIN TOMORROW” especially when they are given clues that the girl likes them.
29. A girl’s height doesn’t really matter to a guy. But her weight does.
30. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So, watch out girls!
31. When a guy get something that is too unyielding for a girl, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
32. It’s not easy for a guy to forget his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 or more years.
33. Flings follow after a guy breaks up with the girl he got so involved with and it would take too long before he commits himself again.
34. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clear.
35. It’s not actually cute giggling behind a guy’s back it’s more of an insult for him.
36. Girls mature faster than boy’s in the physical & emotional aspects. But take note; once a guy matures you girls would surely be impressed with him.
37. A guy has to experience rejection because if he’s too good-never been busted, never been in love & hurt he won’t mature & grow up.
38. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
39. Guys can only be violent when they are provoked by their enemy or by another guy but not with girls. Guys who meddle with girls could either be gays or bastards.
40. (Some) guys hate gays!
41. Even the seemingly nicest guy can talk dirty behind a girl’s back.
42. Guys hate it when girls try to do what they do, like smoking & drinking.
43. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
44. Guys are curious beings.
45. Without girls, guys would end up

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