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Food / Re: Lady Consumes A Jar Of Dog Food, Cries Out For Help by Heffalump(m): 8:16pm On May 04
You see, na longer throat cause am.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Lists 'The Wealthiest People In Nigeria In 1965' by Heffalump(m): 9:30pm On May 03
Mystic216:
This Reno has no atom of shame

He's so annoying

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Education / Re: 2024 UTME: Tsavkegh Ishughun Scored 356 In JAMB by Heffalump(m): 10:18am On May 03
God1000:
Wow congrats to her, the entire Benue is proud of her.
Benue has got a lot of brilliant minds, the state with the highest number of intellectuals in the middle belt region.
Infact Benue people are the most educated in Nigeria

You always think and write upside down. Your first statement should have been OK. Why are you like this?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian & U.S Troops Are Now Sharing The Same Base In Niger (Photos) by Heffalump(m): 10:06am On May 03
OriOko88:
undecided
With the vast area of land in Niger.why the close proximity.

BTW, USA any day anytime twice on Sunday. The amount of money Nigerians in US repatriate home is humongous. Na dem dey save us from hunger in naija. I LOVE USA cool

Don't mind the idiotts shouting Russia! How many of them have applied for visa to go live in Moscow? America remains the most liberal country on earth.
Politics / Re: QatarEnergy Not Drawn To Nigeria Despite Tinubu Visit by Heffalump(m): 7:39pm On May 02
Nigeria is like a murky water. No sane investor will bring his money to a country that is politically unstable. This is the consequences of doing politics the wrong way. we warned them, but the unholy children of perverts and miscreants won't listen. undecided

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Politics / Re: The Nairaland Peter Obi Obsession In Pictures | Is Obi The President Of Nigeria? by Heffalump(m): 3:55pm On May 02
Those who stole Obi's mandate are restless. They'll all die of heart attack kiss

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Politics / Re: Charly Boy Slams Reno Omokri by Heffalump(m): 12:32pm On May 02
NorthernAgender:
A fool at 76 gonna be fool forever. Despite being an opportunist what impact does make to society?,useless igbo man it pain them that Reno is exposing them.

It's only unserious people like you that take Reno's mumu seriously and so, happy with it. Unfortunately, he's not achieving anything about the image laundering tactics he was brought in by Nuhu Ribadu (CSA) to perform this dirty rhetorics.

Soon, it will be visible to the human eyes that the righteous cannot be dented by the voices of evil, no matter the principalities or forces of darkness bedeviling it.
Celebrities / Re: ‘Mohbad’s Wife Secretly Undergoes 2 DNA Tests, Result Might Shock Everyone'- SDK by Heffalump(m): 10:14pm On May 01
Antoeni:
From Day 1 of This Whole Mohdad Issues & Circumstances & Many Controversies Surrounding the Father, Sam Larry, Naira Marley, Wummi The Wife, I Know Mohbad Has No Son

That boy na Sam Larry's carbon copy

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Politics / Re: Economic Importance Of Lagos Calabar Coastal High Way by Heffalump(m): 10:11pm On May 01
rinzaugustine:
You have not benefited from the roads you already have but hoping to benefit from new one…bunch of clowns without common sense

Aswear these guys are so daft! Their tribalism is epic. Even in the face of nonsense they will still be dancing naked like ashawooo
Travel / Re: Some Epic Coastal Highways From Around The World by Heffalump(m): 10:00pm On May 01
flokii:


They prefer to be asking Exxon Mobil, Shell etc. to move their Headquarters to Akwa Ibom, Delta and likes instead of having a super coastal highway that will link major cities in the South in space of 4 - 6hrs. My own joy is that it will decongest Lagos and boost economic activities in other parts of the country. Lagosians will breathe air of relief again.

All the major roads in the country linking to Lagos has not decongest it, must it be Calabar road? You guys are oozing in ignorance, or you just preferred to be what you are. Educated-Illiterates!

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Politics / Re: Laila Johnson-Salami Rattles David Umahi. "I Need An Interpreter!" by Heffalump(m): 6:44pm On May 01
TotoIsGud4boy:
She wan seduce david umahi with phoney voice… reminds me of one Agulu fraudster with an A1 in professional Gbajueism and a feminine voice …. David umahi is fit to be the next Igbo president !!!! As you can see I’m not tribalist… David umahi is already looking Presidential.

Yes said it!
Darkness has no business with light. Evil begets evil. That's why you lots keep celebrating Bat and APC.
Politics / Re: Rufai Oseni Blasts FG For Demolishing Landmark Beach Front by Heffalump(m): 6:22pm On May 01
Kenochi:
Let me speak from my experience as a practitioner and a professional in this field
I said in an earlier thread that all Ocean Coastline in Nigeria belong to the Federal Government and they are the only entity that can issue titles in that regards,I am not capping but I was taught this in my University Undergrads days
I have challenged Landmark to seek legal redress because this is a very huge investment and we need to settle this matter of who really owns the Ocean Coastline once and for all
I also challenged Landmark to publish his documents to the general public and also for everyone involved to openly produce all certified drawings and plans of both the old abd new coastal roads
Sometimes it is better to keep quiet before you get all the facts

Thank God you're a graduate, but I'm still surprised you reason like the manner you wrote. Is there still legal jurisprudence in Nigeria? I thought Nigeria has long forgotten about legitimacy of the law and instead embraced "jungle justice" as practiced in the zoo. I strongly believe that Nigeria will find it very hard to ever develop because the number of people with myopic vision and sentimental views far out weighs the people with sane minds good heart.

Assuming the owner of Landmark beach acquired the land illegally, what's the economic justification for embarking on such a huge capital project up to the tune of $15 Billion and you're not sure of completing it in 20 years, in the midst of economic recession and hard biting inflation in the country? Even though the Lagos - Calabar highway has its economic benefits, we cannot harness the gains till about 30 years time. There's what they called "Low-Hanging-Apples" that provide the best economic potential for quick wins. Instead of spending this gargantuan of amount money on a single road that we can't see the immediate benefit now, why not build/ rehabilitate similar interstate roads that will provide immediate benefit to Nigerians? Or build more rail tracks to convey heavy Petroleum products instead of the conventional use of Petroleum tankers that constitute serious dangers to the human life.

As educated people, we should always put our education to use and proper discernment. Great countries are built because there are great people with like-minds in them. The haste at which this project is being conducted from the landmark segment casts some shadows on the true intentions and honesty behind the action. I'm not an Igbo, before you quickly draw your conclusions. Rufai Oseni is neither and Igbo man too but he's a well meaning Nigerian like many of us not towing the paths of sentimentalism.

When I see people celebrating the present government folly today, I simply shake my head in disbelieve. The demon you celebrate today will surely build a mantion in your life tomorrow. There's no place to hide. It'll eventually hurt everybody las las (in Nigerian parlance).
Politics / Re: Meet Adetomiwa Edun, Nigerian-British Actor Son Of Nigeria’s Finance Minister by Heffalump(m): 9:27am On May 01
FreeStuffsNG:
From Eton to Cambridge to RADA! Touché!

Bibire o şe fi owo ra. This is a Genius and chip off the old block. Silent and focused achiever and Omoluabi to the world!

Your Dad is doing great as the Minister of Finance & Coordinating Minister of the Economy and we applaud you for the support and scandal-free joy you give him as a his son.
May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

You're nothing but a psychophant!
Tell me how his dad is helping the economy? Liars will never taste heaven embarassed

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Politics / Re: Michael Chibuzo Replies Obi's Criticism Of The Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway by Heffalump(m): 8:27pm On Apr 30
Godfullsam:
Omoh!

See finishing shocked

...and to realize that this upper cut is coming from an igbo undecided.

Obidients, what do you guys have to say?

What is the benefit of this Lagos - Calabar high way to the Nigerian state as of today, when there are several super highways in a deplorable condition already?

It would have been better to concentrate on building train tracks all over the country so that bulk commercial products like Petroleum can be ferried by train instead of using the conventional roads via trucks. This has resulted in many accidents and rapid dilapidation of high ways in Nigeria.

Common sense is never common especially when the intention behind the action is guided by selfish ambition and corrupt tendencies.

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Crime / Re: Police Inspector Cuts Wife’s Hand In Jos Over N20,000 (Graphic) by Heffalump(m): 7:56pm On Apr 30
The judge is very simple na.
Just cut his own too. Perhaps the woman used the 3k to feed members of the family.

Wicked man!
Health / Re: Young Lady Dies After Smoking ‘Colos’ In Anambra (Photos) by Heffalump(m): 2:57pm On Apr 30
Pepperdemisback:
It is normal to Dem there in SE,
After smoking Colos, na to come Nairaland to start posting rubbish and insulting people.

.... Just like you just did
Foreign Affairs / Re: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by Heffalump(m): 2:51pm On Apr 30
God1000:
continue supporting massacre, I don't blame you though

Continue supporting terrorism, it will soon be clear in your eyes that there's no hiding place for the wicked. undecided

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Music/Radio / Re: Battle Of The Titans: Wizkid, Davido, Burna Boy, Or Olamide - Who Is The Biggest by Heffalump(m): 12:23pm On Apr 30
Davido is more matured of them all recently
Celebrities / Re: Body Of Sound Engineer, Precious Exhumed To Be Transported To Rivers State (vid) by Heffalump(m): 11:57am On Apr 30
What's the science or tradition for burying the corpses at the river bank?

Why in a hurry to sink their dead bodies close to the river that consumed them instead of depositing at the mogue?
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Warns: We Will Retaliate If The ICC Arrests Israeli Officials (Photo) by Heffalump(m): 10:15am On Apr 30
thesicilian:
The US keeps showing the world everyday what a big bully they are, they are empty vessels who keep using the so called "independent" international bodies like ICC, WHO to bully other countries into submission to their selfish American interests. And I won't be surprised if the ICC backs down after these threats.

What did Ukraine do before the Russian invasion? Now that the country has been leveled down, ICC has never called for the arrest of Putin. Are they scared of him and his nuke power?

Anybody that solely blame Israel for attacking Gaza without first accusing Hamas for their October 7 attack on Israel, is worst than a heathen, and a very wicked biased soul for that matter. When you want to solve a problem, start from the root cause and progress to the promote issues.

Anybody that dares Israel will get it hot hot.
TV/Movies / Re: CCPT Has Intervened To Prevent Multichoice From Raising Subscription Fee by Heffalump(m): 7:33pm On Apr 29
baretalk:
Multi choice should be made to use pay as you use system, under regulated metrics...

Thank you. With pay as you view, I wouldn't mind their fees increase. They are taking advantage of the porous Nigeria system, where government officials take bribe and allow a service provider to milk the masses.
Nonsense!

DSTV that I know will still increase the fees anyway. Very heartless company. I blame ourselves for enduring a monopoly as DSTV.

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Travel / Re: What’s Happening To The Japa Wave In Nigeria?? by Heffalump(m): 11:49am On Apr 28
emmaodet:


You still don't get it.
It is relative.
I can keep dividing it till it gets smaller then maybe you will get the big picture.
While it is true that only a fraction of Nigerians can get a 3m per month job, then let's go further down.
A man earning $1000 in Nigeria is better than $3000 in Toronto.
Still very hard to get a $1000 job in Nigeria.
A man earning $500 in Nigeria is better than a man earning $1500 in Toronto.
Now, $500 job is not uncommon in Nigeria in some sectors.
Let's go further down.
A man earning $250 in Nigeria roughly 400k will live a better life than a man earning $750 in Toronto.
Infact from $1,500 downward in Toronto, you live will start becoming miserable but you can't say the equivalent in Nigeria.

Honestly, we need people like you to keep deceiving others who are gullible, because everybody must not japa for sure. If all should leave, then who else will remain back home? This is why you're needed to continue with this dirty work of deception undecided

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Travel / Re: What’s Happening To The Japa Wave In Nigeria?? by Heffalump(m): 11:42am On Apr 28
pansophist:
Those that have money are doing it codely.

I have about five people in my hands that I am processing japa for through the student route. They don't make noise, because silence is security.

Japa happens, all the time. People leave the airport every day, they just choose not to make noise.

Leave the eediotts let them be bleating like hungry sheep. Empty vessels make the loudest noise. Those who got the cash and knew the danger hanging around Nigeria are taking their destinies in their hands. The issue is, if you can't help the system then garrout! That you are unfortunate to have a country like Nigeria doesn't mean your kids should continue to be like you.
Crime / Re: Yahaya Bello: EFCC Withdraws Alleged Fraud Case At Appeal Court by Heffalump(m): 9:43am On Apr 25
yarimo:
Mr EFCC chairman please resign immediately, it's clear you don't know anything about the court and your job . Yahaya Bello should file defamation against the chairman

So many evil minded people in Nigeria.
........ and this is one of them
Politics / Re: Bwala Faults EFCC Chair’s Press Briefing On Yahaya Bello by Heffalump(m): 8:31pm On Apr 24
Nigeria can never be great
Politics / Re: South-west Farmers, Miyetti Allah Sign Peace Pact by Heffalump(m): 10:06am On Apr 21
This clearly proves the fact that miyetti Allah is responsible for the killing of local farmers in Nigeria. It's confirmed!

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Politics / Re: The Moment EFCC Officials Stormed Yahaya Bello's Home, As Kogi Governor Visited by Heffalump(m): 7:51pm On Apr 17
Bello is a thief.
He does his own openly
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Dollar Reserves Plunge In Tandem With Naira Rebound by Heffalump(m): 11:08pm On Apr 16
The true position of things will soon be unraveled.

All I know is that Tinubu is a raw crude man, Charging into the foray with empty chest beating. The naira gain has no depth and backing. What's the Production level in the midst of massive looting by government officials?

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Crime / Re: Two Soldiers Arrested For Stealing Armoured Cables At Dangote Refinery (pic) by Heffalump(m): 11:00pm On Apr 16
This is the problem with many Nigerians. They are most times selfish, anti development and progress at the same time.
Pets / Re: See The Bird That Flew Into My House Last Night. Should I Keep It? Please Help by Heffalump(m): 11:38am On Apr 14
"Swallow" bird.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran's Statement To The United Nations About Its Attack On Israel by Heffalump(m): 6:22am On Apr 14
cococandy:


Didn’t Israel strike first?

Yes! Israel struck first to kill a dangerous terrorist undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Has Launched Drone Attacks Against Israel by Heffalump(m): 6:14am On Apr 14
drlateef:

Peter Obi’s loss at the polls despite many of your prayers and vigils have not taught you a lesson. Wait and see what will happen.

If you think Peter Obi lost the 2023 election and wasn't rigged out, then you're one of the greatest problems of Nigeria. Even the blind and deaf knew what transpired in the presidential election. You guys should stop deceiving yourselves and everybody. Deception will never save you, it only takes a moment for it to be upturned.

Your inclinations will not help Iran either. All religious terrorists must go down, whether you like it or not. "Pikin wey no let mama sleep, will never have a taste of sleep also" .

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