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Sports / Re: Michael Ojo Dies In Serbia During Training by Heistman: 6:21pm On Aug 07
This is what amala and ewedu causes.

Heart and arterial blockages.

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Sports / Re: Michael Ojo Dies In Serbia During Training by Heistman: 6:21pm On Aug 07
grin benefit bois organized tweaking competition for teachers na crk teacher carry first,,, rip

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Romance / Re: She Texted Me This! by Heistman: 3:57pm On Aug 07
Lol wayre ,better be sure bfr u go disgrace ur ancestors...I dey for fit just mean d audio stuff cheesy

Also if u get physique like KidWayya...the I dey for u na green light, no dull am

But if ur cheek dey bony and u con look like agbero join like Laycon...no try am o.
Romance / Re: She Texted Me This! by Heistman: 3:54pm On Aug 07
Lol wayre ,better be sure bfr u go disgrace ur ancestors...I dey for fit just mean d audio stuff cheesy

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Romance / Re: I Loved Her But Broke Up With Her Cause Of Her Character by Heistman: 8:53am On Aug 07
Oga u don broke up with her right?? That's a good one...I only hope u don't go back to her tomorrow.
Romance / Re: Is It Idea To Have Sex While A Year Old Baby Is Sleeping On The Same Bed by Heistman: 9:52am On Aug 06
grin wey kids of nowadays be like na computer dey dia head
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Cameroon: Nigerians Mock Cameroonians by Heistman: 9:42am On Aug 06
Mumu youths

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Romance / Re: Supernatural Beings And Ghosts: Checkout Some Scary Stories From Twitter. by Heistman: 8:13am On Aug 06
Romance / Re: Michat Scammer: Abe Jumoke Abosede by Heistman: 8:07am On Aug 06

grin cheesy na 2k u wan kill ursef ontop...u no get level, see d babe sef ...spits...

Take down her picture asap before u chop hot slap sad

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Romance / Re: See What This Lady Tried To Do To Me Because Of Sex. by Heistman: 8:05am On Aug 06
U be Mumu op...
Romance / Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Heistman: 3:06pm On Aug 05
Years back a friend of mine took off his pant after he don jonze finish...we were too embarrassed to go carry am..we waited till the bouncer threw him into the street,so we went to block him and took him home before he entered market

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Beirut Explosion: How Ammonium Nitrate Caused Deadly Blast In Lebanon by Heistman: 2:56pm On Aug 05
No doubt it was caused by ammonium nitrate.

Which was very likely exploited by terrorists!
ogbeni stop d foolish assumption
Foreign Affairs / Re: Beirut, Lebanon Explosion: Father Trying To Save His Son by Heistman: 9:51am On Aug 05
what's this reason for these bombings in the first place? Can't these terrorists stop already? We ain't interested in ur gods! Gosh!
learn to read before commenting foul
Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore Releases Footage Of His DSS Detention Cell, A Year After by Heistman: 9:09am On Aug 04

Do you think running away to another country means anything? Try it and you will be repatriated.

Meanwhile Sowore can as well get out of the country. Its not difficult. Again don't forget KANU fight is even more troublesome.
enough disgracing urself...just shhhh
Career / Re: Barbing Vs Tailoring Which One Is Advisable To Learn? by Heistman: 3:32pm On Aug 01
Why can't you just learn something from the tech industry.. even if its only GRAPHIC DESIGN OR WEB DESIGN.
u mean make he join d
long queue dey beg ppl to com do logo for 2k and website for less than 10k?

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Music/Radio / Re: Boycott Sam Smith And Burna Boy by Heistman: 3:09pm On Aug 01
sad Gay morfurkers

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Family / Re: Lady Recreates The "Calm Down" Video Of Boy And His Mother by Heistman: 10:11pm On Jul 29
I no watch tho but I Know e go dey dry cry

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Events / Re: George Floyd Buried Again In Mbaise Imo State Of Nigeria By 'his Kinsman' by Heistman: 7:47am On Jul 29
Comic relief tribe cheesy

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Sports / Re: The Real Madrid Stadium Reconstruction Works by Heistman: 12:23pm On Jul 28

When poverty talks, you will know
sharap..una too dey take jokes personal
Politics / Re: Akin Alabi To Artist Who Shared An Artwork Of Him & Ajimobi "I Don't Like It" by Heistman: 8:32am On Jul 27
Akin Alabi giving them artist gbas gbos since immemorial
Romance / Re: My World In One Pix by Heistman: 3:59pm On Jul 26

Mumu of the highest order cheesy grin grin
run along boy...broke ass nigga ,now I see why ur hungry ass assumed everyone dey live in abject poverty like ur family
Romance / Re: My World In One Pix by Heistman: 3:47pm On Jul 26

OK shitty moderfucker! I was expecting something reasonable but alas you prove even more how imbecilic you are. What a tosser grin grin grin
Goan hustle for your Kasu tuition...broke boy ,go carry brick or something and Bleep off
Romance / Re: My World In One Pix by Heistman: 3:30pm On Jul 26

What a fool! Can't you see that almost half of our population are living in abject poverty? And you wanna add more innocent babies to this mess? What in tarnation is wrong with idiotic moderfuckers like you?

"Not everyone is poor" bal bla bla, so expect OP to admit he is poor on social media? Mumu of the highest order grin
bye!!! u no get sense forreal....it's very obvious

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Romance / Re: My World In One Pix by Heistman: 3:09pm On Jul 26

Oga ,forget that dust wey you dey yarn! A lot of Nigerians suffering is a direct result of their parents irrationality ( producing kids you can't adequately cater for)
Mr ,na u dey yarn dust...he don com meet u or your papa beg for food before? What makes u sure he can't cater for his kids?...nawa o, stop using your life dramas to judge others u Kno nothing about, no b everybody broke abeg

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Romance / Re: My World In One Pix by Heistman: 7:07am On Jul 26
Isn't it odd to be proud of birthing children without marriage? Any horn.y nigga can fvck a girl and birth 1000 children, marrying and been responsible is what makes u stand out. Do the right thing
how are u sure den never do am low-key and he no just wan make una bash am fr not doing big wedding with all his noise making ... besides, wetin b una own sef? Una no dey tire ?


Islam for Muslims / Re: Kinds Of Leisure And Entertainment That Are Permissible In Islam by Heistman: 11:05am On Jul 24
is it true that frohfet mohamed bleeped underaged girls? please respond, no insults please shocked shocked shocked
get well soon
Islam for Muslims / Re: Kinds Of Leisure And Entertainment That Are Permissible In Islam by Heistman: 11:04am On Jul 24
I am a muslim but do not put it on my head. But I discover that we have more hypocrites practicing Islam. Some of this people are top backbitters...Fornicators...Adulterers...They watch the so called BBN...Only GOD knows his true worshippers. Whatever I do wrong knowingly and unknowingly, may Allah forgive me. RELIGION IS IN OUR HEART.
e dey everywhere

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Crime / Re: UNIZIK Graduate Dies After She Was Poisoned By A Guy She Turned Down by Heistman: 10:35pm On Jul 23
No body will say na yoruba people that kill her, but if kind of thing happened to them in Igbo land, by now the whole will hearing how Igbos is this and that.
na Igbo village ppl killed her. Explain d padlock
Crime / Re: A Premier League Club Nearly Lost £1m To Hackers But Saved By Their Bank by Heistman: 11:54am On Jul 23
Hush don give Dem Morale
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of 4yrs Just Told Me She Wants To Be Free by Heistman: 11:57pm On Jul 22
Sorry @Op ignore the fools up dia praising her choice and blaming u even without knowing your plights or story,they are bunch of kids ,na internet dash Dem d chance to dey shook mouth fr grown up talks...just move on already,u go dey alright wink

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Romance / Re: Missing Mother Of Three by Heistman: 7:08am On Jul 21

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