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Politics / Re: *an Account Of The Reign Of King Tinubu* by Henroo88(m): 10:44pm On Apr 03
Yes. You have said it all.
naija4life247:


If you concentrate on your life, maybe you would not beg for food like those before you
Politics / Re: *an Account Of The Reign Of King Tinubu* by Henroo88(m): 6:06am On Apr 01
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Yes oo. It has even exceeded our expectations.
What a country.
Crime / Re: Fb999.in Is A Scam!! Beware by Henroo88(m): 5:09pm On Mar 30
Really? Some just sent me a link to register.
Agriculture / Re: My Maize Farming Adventure In Pictures by Henroo88(m): 9:02pm On Sep 12, 2023
Wow!!! Time really flies. I remember those days when I was in Sabi Rija doing farming with my Half Sister and friends. We really do a lot of farming. Corns, beans, millet, yam, potato, I really enjoyed it then. With little weeding, your farm products is on the go. North land is the best for farming
Sports / Re: Morocco Earthquake: CR7 Is Providing Shelter For Victims In His Marrakesh Hotel by Henroo88(m): 10:17pm On Sep 09, 2023
God bless those that giveth more. God bless you for your good work to humanity.
Sports / Re: 1986 World Cup Campaign Picture Of Football Legends & Effects by Henroo88(m): 10:17pm On Sep 07, 2023
Hmm!! The stories of men. Time is the only difference here. With time, the true nature of man will be revealed.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gabon: Ousted President, Bongo Under House Arrest, Son Charged For Treason by Henroo88(m): 2:34pm On Aug 30, 2023
Cameroon 41 years by Biya.
Greediness too much for these people
Politics / Re: Michael Taiwo Akinkunmi Is Dead. Nigerian Flag Designer Dies! by Henroo88(m): 2:25pm On Aug 30, 2023
Rest on legend. Life celebration
Sports / Re: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Henroo88(m): 5:15pm On Aug 14, 2023
These people want to crumble Europe. See eruption to the major league. Football seem to be fading away in Europe and flourishing in SA.
TV/Movies / Re: Saint Obi's Obituary: To Be Buried On August 18 by Henroo88(m): 12:04am On Aug 04, 2023
Rest on great man
Politics / *an Account Of The Reign Of King Tinubu* by Henroo88(m): 10:53pm On Jul 20, 2023
*AN ACCOUNT OF THE REIGN OF KING TINUBU*

*Chapter 1*
1. After eight seasons of tribulation, Muhammadu, the son of Buhari ceased to reign as king of the land, Nigeria. For Bandits and Kidnappers have holdeth everyone to ransom.

2. And the people sayeth one unto another, shall we stay here and die while our land lay in ruins. 3. Then they said 'let us find among us a just man to lead us or we perish, for our land is desolate'.

4. Then cometh Atiku, the son of Abubakar who sayeth unto the people 'All ye children of our forefathers, choose ye me as thine leader for I am upright, just and Atikulate. 5. Atiku is a great Marchant who seeketh to rule over the people for the fifth time.

6. Then cometh the great trader from the East, even Peter the son of Obi crying in he wilderness saying, seeieth not thou how the land layest in ruins? 6. Shall we fold our arms and let thieves and robbers hold sway in our land? 7. O ye sons of anarchy, shall we not move from consumption to production? for _Obidience_ _is better than sacrifice_ and the labour of our forefathers must not be in vain.

8. Then arose Bola the great grand son of Tinubu, for he is well known in all the Kingdoms in the West. 9. And sayeth he unto the people, _Emi Lokàn,_ for it is my turn to rule over the great Kingdom. Then speaketh he also in unknown tongues to the people saying ' _a town hall different from balablu, blublu, bulaba_ ' and the people, young and old maketh mockery of him.
10. Then the people murmur amongst themselves saying, howbeit, the gods have smitten this one with a strange illness, for he is feeble and may stumble and fall leaving us in disarray for our enemies to laugh and smite us.

11. Then arose also the great scribe, Omoyele the son of Sowore crying in the wilderness with a loud voice saying, _Revolution Now!_ . For he became furious as the multitude ignored him saying, give us Peter the son of Obi or we die.

*Chapter 2. The Election*
1. On the 25th day of the Second Month of the year of our Lord, even 2023, the multitude from every nation and tribe trooped out saying, this is the day that the lord has made, for we shall choose for ourselves a King, who shall rule us with great compassion. 2. And their sons and daughters burst into Psalms and Hymns saying: _Freedom is coming, tomorrow!_ as it was even in the land of the great King of the South, Mandela!

3. But while sons of men slept, Yakubu the son of Mahmood, overseer of INEC, he also a great scribe sayeth unto the people, Behold, I declare Bola, the son of Tinubu as your new ruler! 4. Then the people were vex in their spirits, for there was no jubilation in the land, howbeit standeth we on this mandate?

5. And on the 29th day of the 5th month, as was prophesied by the fake Prophets, even fake Bishops, Bola the son of Ahmed the son of Tinubu began to reign over the land.
6. And he cried with a loud voice ' _subsidy is gone_ ' for we shall no longer pay thieves and robbers while our people suffer in desolation!

7. But the people continue to groan in hardship, for a jar of oil is now 617 pieces of silver and only the sons of the mighty can buy while the rest wallow in great hunger, even more than the one who came before him, even Muhammadu the son of Buhari.

8. Then proclaim Bola the son of Tinubu unto the people, rejoice and be glad! I shall give eight thousand pieces of silver to 12 million households in the land for six months, for I have seen thy suffering!
9. But the people having seen his folly sayeth unto Tinubu, thou art wise in thine own eyes, but we see thy folly!
10. Whinest not thou us! Because neither the poor nor the weak shall see a piece of silver, for the thieves and robbers shall use it to build treasure unto themselves and what can 8k do for 5 people per month whilst the Senate and house of rep take 14m as their own palliative,53naira per person per day for the poor, what a great son of tinubu to the happy people of Nigeria, while some foolish one says let be patience things will get better then we say how but they have no reply, we now await the kingdom to come or for the revolution to begin.
Selah!
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Politics / Re: ₦‎620 Per Litre: This Isn’t What We Voted For, Tinubu’s Supporter Laments by Henroo88(m): 7:48pm On Jul 18, 2023
Them never see anything. Fingers crossed
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Sports / Re: Arsenal Table A Third Bid For West Ham Captain Declan Rice Worth £105m by Henroo88(m): 9:10pm On Jun 28, 2023
We have got him
Travel / Re: Missing Titanic Sub Likely Imploded In ‘catastrophic Loss’ by Henroo88(m): 11:02pm On Jun 22, 2023
RIP
Politics / Re: Households Under Pressure As New Electricity Tariff Due July 1 by Henroo88(m): 7:51pm On Jun 19, 2023
Hmm!!! Wahala go dey this country oo. Let see how it goes.

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Sports / Re: Five Things To Know About Sweden Sex Championship by Henroo88(m): 1:30pm On Jun 05, 2023
End time. What a world.
Politics / Re: Inaugural Address By President Bola Ahmed Tinubu by Henroo88(m): 2:58pm On May 29, 2023
Nice speech. It's long I heard such a speech.
Hope he will do well. Congratulations to him and best of luck to us all.

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