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bullshit, is that the reason u keep removing peoples important post?

{BREAKING_NEWS} BILL GATES has resigned as the Chairman 0f MICR0-S0FT after receiving a letter from AKP0RS.
AKP0RS} Dear Sir, i have some likely questi0ns to ask...
1) The Keyb0ard alphabets are not in 0rder, when will you launch the correct version
2) There's "Start" butt0n but nothing 2 "St0p"
3) I have learn't MS w0rd, when will you launch MS sentence
4) There is Recycle Bin but no Rescooter Bin, why
5) And finally a personal question: Why is your name, "GATES" even though you sell Wind0ws.....

A guy was toasting a girl,after everything
d girl asked him are u in school and
what course are u studying?" He lied
To her and said yes! am in school and
am studying food science. ... ... 2weeks later, d girl saw him washing plates in a local restaurant... *shocked* "gosh what are you doing here?" He smiled n
said 'AM D0ING MY I.T'.....Wishing all Nigerians a Happy and blessed JUNE 12

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Just got BREAKING NEWS this morning. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are "betrothed" to each other. Not engaged . . . but close to it. You see, Kanye recognizes that Kim is STILL LEGALLY MARRIED to Kris Humphries. And that if he were to PROPOSE to Kim, it could NEGATIVELY impact her divorce case.

But according to a ROCK solid snitch, Kanye gave Kim a DIAMOND RING this morning - in front of his friends (which included Jay Z and Beyonce). The ring, we're told is just a FRIENDSHIP ring but the rock is in it, isHUGE. And most people, when they look at it, will consider it an ENGAGEMENT RING.

The whole EVENT, which we're told WAS photographed, took place in IRELAND - where they are celebrating Kanye's birthday.

You guys are all funny, to the ladies its just a joke. I kept laughing the way u guy insult ur self. It even made it funnier.

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
lol, happy sunday

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