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The last couple of days hasn't been rosy for residents in the Lekki and Victoria Island axis of Lagos. The heavy downpour has translated into massive floods and left most roads and homes inhabitable and as expected, Nigerians with zero chill on social media are having a field day mocking the so called 'Big boy and girls' in Lekki. See some comments after the cut...

Cutezt:
Well I am from Plateau state, Berom by tribe but my mum is irigwe, I hear and speak irigwe well, hope I can represent?

thats good bro, i still miss gote, that was my best food during my service year

onuwaje:
Quick question

during my days in Uniport. there was a course "NIGERIAN PEOPLE AND CULTURE" (GEM103.1)
It says the Irrigwe people.of Benue state offers their women as sex to friends and as means of appreciation.

and that sexual submission by women is the order of the day. it also says that a woman can be anybody's wife in an irrigwe society...
is it true?




please i need to clear the air on this

They r the nicest tribe i have ever seen, the respect they gave to me during my service year was second to none, as fr your question, i don't have a direct answer to that

Tiny23:
God forbid bad thing!

Nne, you should be happy, we dey for recession

inMyOpeenion:
well, inMyOpeenion Idoncare about who you were referring to but... I'm not getting married to an Economist!

inMyOpeenion:
well, inMyOpeenion Idoncare about who you were referring to but... I'm not getting married to an Economist!

What of a salesman ?

So many Nigerian couples have been engaged for more than fifteen years and the excuse is always FUNDS for a wedding ceremony!

This is a list based on this budget and I realised a N50K wedding is possible. I mean a proper wedding with a bridal train, cake, small chops, drinks, wine and jollof rice. You’ll even end up with N50 change by the time you are done.

See list below:

A set of one carat diamond wedding rings from Jumia (Black Friday Price): N4000

Cost of hire of fairly-used Aba-made wedding gown: N3500

White high heels from Dealdey: N3500

Five yards of black material for black suit at N700 per yard: N3000

Tailor Workmanship: N3000

Starched white shirt from Yaba Market: N1000

Men shoes from Ikeja Along: N2500

Groom’s old tie: N0

12 inches of Remi Brazilian Hair: N7000

Ozone Relaxer: N150

Bride’s Accessories (Old ones): N0

Hairdresser charges: N1700
Groom Haircut: N300

Best Man – Freestyle with old suit: N0
Freshly plucked hibiscus flowers as bride bouquet: N0
Bridesmaid dresses for a train of three – freestyle (On Your Own): N0
Bridal Makeup – Do It Yourself: N0

Bridal train makeup – Do It Yourself: N0
Cost of bulk SMS as wedding invites (100 sms for 100 guests): N300

Car hire from relative or friend: N0
Car Decoration(Balloons & ribbons): N500
Fuel: N3000
Wedding Venue (Church in Lagos): N0

Wedding Photography (A friend’s or relative’s iPhone): N0
Photogrid app for editing/pasting Bella Naija logo on photos: N0

Reception Venue (Open field Somewhere at Ota): N0
Cost of hire of 20 white plastic chairs: N2000

Reception MC (Bride’s or Groom’s relative): N0

Music from relative’s phone (China phone preferably): N0
London-used mobile phone speaker from computer village: N2000

Wedding Cake from Cakes & Cream: N3500

Shortbread from Balogun Market (Feeding of the couple): N300
Fresh Agege Bread as surplus for feeding of the couple (If Groom is still hungry): N100

Five Alive juice (Feeding of the couple): N350
A crate of 35cl coke (For the few long throat wedding guests who still followed to Ota): N1500

Freshly made zobo as wedding guests’ wine: N1000
Disposable cups to stand-in for glasses: N500
One packet of Cabin Biscuit for small chops: N700

5 wraps of Onitsha chin-chin mixed together for small chops: N500
Big pack of Gala diced in circles as small chops: N500

Twenty five packs of locally prepared jollof rice from Iya Basira: N2500
Bic biros as wedding souvenir: N500

Miscellaneous: N500
Balance: N50



Happy married life in advance!

Comot 1,000,000 from the money , stake on sure 1.7odd, make 700k gain , then return the money to the government

How Authentic Is This Interview ? GNLD

I got this job invite today

Am in venn rd by sanniez strt, quote me the current price

U will visit jobberman, click on anambra jobs and apply, only to receive an interview invite in Lagos!

I really need your opinions.

Respect

Sikay19:
I hope the beneficial students make proper use of the tablet. Not like here in Osun state where the tablets given to students are used to watch porn and do other sorts immoral activities.

This one weak me

Rokia2:
Andre def has a hand in it.

So u r saying andrea had a deal with angelo's mum?

Rokia2:
Looks like the Lyon family finally met their match.

The end of this season is lit.

Baby bella is gone

Guess who created the most clear cut goalscoring chances ( in UCL this season?
yes, it's him.

Cristiano Ronaldo has scored more goals in the Champions League (103) than 113 of the 135 teams who have played in the competition.
KING OF THE RING

Dear Mbappe,
How did you score past Buffon and the Juventus defence?
Please​ reply,
-Leo

BREAKING NEWS: Inter Milan have sacked manager Stefano Pioli. Diego Simeone to Inter incoming?!